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crayon pop

Thought Chris Evans was brilliant desu

Not for me

>Feel like I was raped or something
You were m8

didnt see the problem with Top Gear desu

I hope Ben goes back to his libertarian routes after the election

Cheated on my girlfriend.

Was horrific

Some girl followed me around a club all night carrying my coat.

Kept buying me drinks and I got absolutely fucked and she told people she was taking me home.

Woke up in a field with her viciously blowing me with her teeth. I started panicking and she said she had condoms and to go back to her room nobody had to know.

Don't know why but it really upset me at the time. Feel like I was raped or something.

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>elephant in bubble
>not a donkey
???

Nostradarmus couldn't see me Expelliarmus couldn't stop me
How could a man with a uni degree be bussing up mic and chattin his greaze

MAN DONT CARE ABOUT ALL THAT RIGHT NOW

Ah, yes, Trump is so stupid. Literally anyone can turn $1m into one of the biggest real estate tycoons on the planet and become a billionaire. What an idiot. I bet he makes all his deals talking at a 4th grade level

lads

jesus fucking christ

What do you guys think about based Bill Whittle? Is he red pilled?

homosexual

ben "6 million more" garrison will never cease being a national socialist

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what did she look like

I hope Ben goes back to his libertarian roots after the election

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stop spamming your shite normie blog, nobody cares you #UNILAD #LADBIBLE insufferable twat

thought I'd worked out how to be a normie last year but the past 12 months I've just slipped right back to where I started

might just pack it all in

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I genuinely feel like I was but the thing is who could I tell?


Police would laugh me out, my girlfriend would just say I cheated on her and break up with me and I'd never be able to prove it.

Nothing I can do. My fault for being a cock and letting people buy me drinks. It was a weird night, I'm average at best but on that night three separate people asked me back to theirs before I was raped. Must have been a good hair day.

It's "roots" you fucking mongoloid

the GOP hates trump

currently engaged in the act of masturbation

If you had a daughter what would you call her

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>James Ward was given a 10-month IPP for arson in 2006. Now nearly 10 years on, he is still inside and has no release date.

>He regularly self-harms, sets light to his cell, barricades himself in and has staged dirty protests. With a low IQ, and mental health problems, he cannot cope with prison life.

A flesh-eating tropical disease is ravaging the war-torn Middle East, after Islamic State destruction created the ideal breeding conditions.

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Thousands of cases have now been reported. Previous, it was contained in Syria but has spread to Turkey, Lebanon, and Jordan after more than four million Syrians fled there.

With the same migrants now heading on to Europe in their millions, it could be just a matter of times before it reaches the West.

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The Kurdish Red Crescent had previously claimed that rotting corpses dumped on the streets by Islamic State fighters were contributing to the spread of the disease. Scientists at the School of Tropical Medicine have disputed this claim.

Chris Evans is absolute shite and you know it lad

bit of evoo

Meadow

I already corrected it you slug

wew

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>I'm in love with my sister. We're both adults and I live far away, the recent increase in relatives hitting milestone birthdays / getting married has only mattered because it means I get to spend more time with her. Add to that that she's usually wearing cleavage-boosting, short dresses and more than once I've hired an escort with her specs, asked them to wear a wig and let me all them by my sister's name.

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see you utter prick. Just kill yourself

Average.

Not fit in any sense but not a complete uggo either.

what is a dirty protest?

>mfw recently got a job and hoping it will carry to normalitude

t-that won't be me h-haha

magnificent gimmick

Shitting and pissing on yourself / in your cell.

was shit before and it's still shit now 2bh

Poleaboo went to raid his sisters wardrobe but she was there

Made up a lie about coming in to borrow her bathroom scales

Stan

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Best season of Always Sunny?

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Suffocate man with about four Gs Suffocate man then I might just breath

*walks towards camera*
*leans in*
we don't talk about catering on this show

Packie

and i'd move to luton

>A dirty protest is where a prisoner has chosen to defecate or urinate in a cell without using the facilities provided. Blood or other body fluids may also be present. In the majority of cases the walls, floor or ceiling are affected.

>US Politics
>In MY /brit/ threads

Fuck off. This is an EU referendum only zone

Haha it's funny you say that I've only eaten once a day the last couple of days. It's fucking happening at a terrible time too, doing a masters and have massive, massive exams coming up. Feel like shit 2bh. Thanks though I know you're right.

Best pomade?

want to die lads

I was absolutely blown away by Stefan's new "the Truth About Angry Birds: the Movie" video. I don't know where our world would be without him.

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sniffed a load of ket off an australian lads key on the dance floor last night lads

I AM A ROMANIAN
WHY ARENT YOU YOUS ME

got a permanent residence card and a smug pepe up my sleeve tho

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The first 4

>he's not watching 24 Hours in A&E on Channel 4

bet you don't even read the Guardian either you plen

Chatting up some melts bird, there's even a "cute" picture of them as her whatsapp pic and we're talking about the last time we shagged

>In the majority of cases the walls, floor or ceiling are affected.

Also officers are affected. Nutters who throw cups of piss at you are the worst

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It doesn't. I'm the office autist

is there anything funnier than watching libertarians turn the authoritarianism and then continue to claim that they are libertarians?

Good luck lad.

The thing that kept me powering through was this.

She breaks up with you, what do you want to happen if you meet her in 3, 5, 10 years down the line?

Do you want to be some spastic whose life she ruined and she looks thinking she made the right decision or do you want to make something serious of your life and make her regret breaking up with you?


God speed user.

Just ordered a curry

>is there anything funnier
yes just about anything is funnier than watching politics

prefer Andrew Klavan desu youtube.com/watch?v=uIEeiDjdUuU

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Like watching poor people having their stuff re-possessed 2bh

unironically wish I was cornwall

so tired today

So long as I manage to hold down the job and don't get bullied daily at work then I'll be reasonably content.

Thanks man

They weren't libertarians, just contrarian bandwagoners

Literally nothing wrong with using prostitutes

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> he's not watching Wild Canada on Eden

Lmao at your pleb tier to taste

He is the greatest philosopher of our time.

Sick of being a fat fuck but I'm so used to eating like shit I don't know what to eat instead.

What are healthy things to eat that aren't boring fucking salads?

What are asian(slanted eyes) like?

>watching telly at all

how does it feel to be a literal child

I remember the good old days when libertarianism was about weed and low taxes

Me and the lads were down the other day when Deano said he thought corporations should work in the interests of the state. I pipe up and say that I thought he was a libertarian, he said he still is. Stevo and his bird near fell off their seats laughing

>a kike thinking kikes do no wrong

le no thanks face

Thats what I've managed to do but I rarely talk to people about non work related stuff. Haven't made a single proper friend there. Its frustrating desu.

just get your stomach banded

bully

SUPERB post

just don't marry one

Cold water
Hummus, with chopped tomatoes, olive oil + salt, dip with toast
More cold water

Lads I think I have a thing for MILFs, like women who look like Carol Vorderman and Liz Kendall

How do I get about laying with one?

>modern journalism

feeling cheeky

might go stick some naan bread in the oven haha

Pakis out

Thoughts on this ?

>liking things at all

how does it feel to be AN ACTUAL FUCKING CHILD