I'm being monitored by a US counterterrorism taskforce. Wtf do I do Sup Forums? Should I just download Tails or Freenet...

I'm being monitored by a US counterterrorism taskforce. Wtf do I do Sup Forums? Should I just download Tails or Freenet? Please help

kill urself mohammed

Kill yourself you fucking frogposter.

t. Amerimongrel
>56%

lol. Tails runs on the same 'anonymous' network that the US military designed.

The only secure computer is the one that's unplugged.

What do I use then?

have you tried not being a terrorist? it might help.

A gun. Point it to your head for better effect.

>le don't be a terrorist maymay
We're all terrorists now, Cletus.

>when your psychosis hijacks your threat model

>threat model

Are you by any chance scitzo?

Troll the fuck out of them by setting up extra computers that are constantly streaming MLP, gay porn, golf, etc.

Tell us what tipped you off.

The CIA are bronies, user. Sassy cat.

install gentoo and take your daily pills

You are already dead

Use your knows for good and they will not harm you

Quick, start talking about really wild stuff like bombing New York.

That'll throw 'em off your trail right quick. Soon as they see you're crazy, they'll drop the case.

How do you know that you're being monitored?

These.
You don't just get notified about this shit.

blows my mind that people don't think that was all staged to make them seem less intimidating

>encouraging an act of terrorism
Guess who just made it to the list.

a cop just moved in across the street from me.

how fucked am i?

better not smoke pod at ur house anymore user

>writing a paper on jihad
>mfw my internet history

go back to you're country mohammed

> Not having a radio signal receiving tooth fillings for personalised messages from intelligence agencies wordlwide
> 2017

surrender your bombs Ahmed, I told you it won't work.

Download tails if you want, you're already fucked :)

Nice try mr FBI

Stop being a terrorist retard

>writing a paper on chuuni
>mfw my internet history

Are you a CIA Nigger? If yes Terry A. Davis' car might be rigged again to kill you as well just like what happened back in 1999

stop being a terrorist