Australia!!!

Australia!!!

My young son. As you be aware of, your father, UK, is under pressure from the jewish overlords and let's just say things aren't looking as good as before.

This had prompted me to make a decision which is to become an expatriate and seek refuge amongst my children down south. The future is Asia and I'm looking to settle somewhere close, and where is better beside my eldest son?

So my questions

What are the cities with the most white people?
What cities mix a sense of outdoor activities and modern city life?
How well are Brits welcomed in the land down under?

>Where is better beside my eldest son?
Fuck you Dad, we were your favorite. YOUR FAVORITE.

AND YOU BETRAY US FOR AUSTRALIA?!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

1) Fuck off, we're full
2) FUCK OFF. WE'RE FULL
3) Fuck off we're full

You'd feel right at home in Bankstown, lakemba or punchbowl

>What are the cities with the most white people?
Launceston, probably.

>What cities mix a sense of outdoor activities and modern city life?
Not to be Tasmania-centric, but Hobart. However being a Brit, you may not consider a place with 200,000 people as much of a city.

>How well are Brits welcomed in the land down under?
FULL

>roleplaying as a country

go to melbourne


>Launceston

how do you even pronounce that?

fuck off

i've already been seeing black brits here working jobs irish used to steal

fucking euros, fuck offff

>how do you even pronounce that?

Cucklander education, everyone.

>My young son
>your father, UK
>jewish overlords
>my children

Cringe threads are meant to be in >>Sup Forums

>Bankstown
THIS!

...

desu besides being a meme tasmania might be the goat state. very cold tho and i hate that shit

Rasheed I'm leaving the UK for you and your kind. Please respect this family matter

too late lad Irish already claimed it as our spot to emigrate to
go find somewhere else

NO IRISH, NO BLACKS, NO DOGS

Thought Aussies still practiced this policy desu

>NO DOGS

hello muhammad!

half of Australia is descended from Irish desu fampai

>family matter

>>/r/cringe

Is this the same person?

I don't want any more immigrants but at the same time I feel a bit cheated that you would pick Australia instead of us

>favorite
>started a war because you didn't want to pay your father taxes

fuck off swine

THIS I come from Scottish ancestors, Irish and British lol.

Fine, if you wanna play that game we can...

Prison colony.

Actually a common misconception. The heritage of white Australians is overwhelming English.

Melbourne is lovely, and Sup Forums won't like this but the cosmopolitan feel does make it better. There are plenty of non-whites, mostly Asians, but there isn't so much tension, maybe our immigration system is better than that of the UK?

>a Straya male friend always says to me "i like a guy like you"
>I've planned that I'll visit his house.
>a mail to me.
>written "I like a gay like you"

>calling brits euros
really?