Post your nearest castle

Post your nearest castle

Warwick Castle

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youtube.com/watch?v=X90vyKU5vh0
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Sheraton Hotel, Parsippany, NJ
>pic related, as seen from I-80 east

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Not the nearest but the cutest

Why are there playmobils

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thinking

It is called The Castle

germans bombarded it

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There are a lot so it might not be the nearest but for 5 km who the fuck cares
It's rather simple but comfy

the Royal Palace in the Buda Castle

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this very small one, 7km away.

Muh Queen

Pretty nice castle, couple of hundred metres away

Thousand times better than some gay ass castle desu.

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>Castle
>never used in a war.

top kek

france got it right.


It's like 1km from me, pic related, pretty cool, we have a music festival in the summer there.

dover castle

Does Versailles count?

>never used in a war

Did you check every single one ?

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Ikr

Of course not, don't be silly.

90% weren't to be honest.

Example, english castles ? When was England invaded last time and had it's castles built in 16, 17th century sieged ?

It has been destroyed 2 times

Judging by that brickwork that is Buckingham palace. My photo is of Windsor Castle. But it's an easy mistake to make.

>literally just a wall with graffiti on it
>a castle

kek

There's a thing called restoring btw. That it looks intact doesn't mean it hasn't seen sieges.

Dubs of truth

Like this Netherlands castle ?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muiden_Castle

right ? Under whose siege was it ?

German in WW II ? Doesn't count, mighty dutch army lasted 7 days.

>In 1297 the castle was conquered by Willem van Mechelen, the Archbishop of Utrecht

It has seen battle then, what do you mean
You seem angry because you only have a shit wall against all the castles ITT friend

Civil war? Boundary wars with Scotland?

700 years ago.

That castle was razed to the ground as you can read.

Another castle was built in its place, but that doesn't make it the same castle.

Or are you really trying to say, they built such a castle in 1200s ? Be realistic please.

The castle that was built next, only had a war against bankruptacy, nothing else.

Multiple in the 13th and in the 16th century.

are you retarded?

>Post your nearest castle
Well, okay... but no teasing.

I did say most, not all.

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rate

You did make a dumb post and were shown it was wrong actually

no you didn't

anyway, here's a """""real"""" castle then

I did if you bothered to actually read the thread.

except, I wasn't.

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Belvoir

Built 800 years ago, but renovated to the same style as before after a fire nearly destroyed it in the early 19th century. It was used a lot by the Cavaliers in the English Civil war.

small

>Belvoir

Oh England

fucking hell you're retarded mate, We've fought each other for fucking centuries over matters. Keep quiet if you don't know what you're on about.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vale_of_Belvoir

Louvre

The name Belvoir sounds like a dumbed down version of Beauregard

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noice

Fucking stupid frogs don't realize it was probably a Norman who gave the castle its name. Every time I think about the World Wars I realize how we were on the wrong side each time. How great would a German, British, and American gang bang on France have been? 1871, anyone?

You know how we pronounce it right?

no...

Hämeen linna

how is it pronounced?

suomilinnat aiheuttaa myötähäpeää

Hey looks it's another

>Lightly banter an American
>He threatens to kill our family and nuke Europe

Except I didn't even have to mention the USA

To be clear I meant that Belvoir literaly means "pretty see/sight" and Beauregard means "beautiful sight/gaze" etc, so Belvoir does sound like a less fancy Beauregard. I wasn't criticizing anything

Bill voooaaaar

The castle is named after the area, but yes it's Norman.

why did people waste so much time making castles nobody even uses them anymore

its a school but it looks like a castle

Beulwore ?

Nah m8, it's in Denmark.

eikä aiheuta

>He needs allies

Lmoa
Cry me an ocean Cletus

holy FUCK she called it BEVER castle wtf
youtube.com/watch?v=X90vyKU5vh0

Just when you thought this would be an American-free thread, Euros.

Beaver, like the animal... let the memes commence!

a legend told of secret caches of hamboigahs hidden in them so we made them

wtf was wrong with those stupid revolutionaries ?

nah it's more fucked than that mate. it's same as beaver.

Wew
Well, with Americans and their French city names I'm used to this

Fuck you France, you tricked us into that shit, which led to the Englishmen destroying our entire navy in 1807

BAM, ANOTHER ONE! America can into castles too.

>He doesn't like FREEDOM

Seriously tho a lot of shit went down during the Revolution and it certainly did as much bad things as it did good ones but still I don't understand people who idolize the previous régime
Sure there was all the glory, the King, God etc but as an average citizen you'd still starve all the same

Des moines, it's easy, god damnit, DAY-M1

that's a fortress, not a castle he

Not really mate, yours are shit and have barely any history. keep to your pleb forts.

c'est le vie ma petite bonbon oui oui

The Brit don't need a reason to destroy boats
Haven't you heard ? THEY RULE THE WAVES

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Do city walls count? if so 10 minutes walk.

lmao same

>hamboigahs

All I advocated for was changing history and being with the right side. Maybe you should take some more English classes so you can better understand the subtle nuances of the language, non?

And the area is probably named after some Norman who cucked your great-Saxon-grandmum.

Beats me buddy.

FrancophoneNations.jpg

Yes, you can have Quebec and the genocides in Africa, buddy. Based Anglosphere reigns sûprêmê (I even did your little circumflexes to make it more legible for your envious Frog-eyes).

Where from the UK are you lad? surprised you've never heard of that, it's joked about quite a bit because foreigners always fuck it up (like most British names)

>merriam-webster.com/dictionary/castle
>a large fortified building or set of buildings

Get rekt. They're castles. The Castillo de San Marcos was literally the first (and only - I believe) one to be built in continental North America.

Franchement, tu préfère être tué à cause de la négligence d'un roi ou tué parce que t'as pas été assez convaincant dans ta scène de dévotion envers la "démocratie" ?

On est bien d'accord, vaut mieux vivre !

It's tiny, but surrounded by a nice park. Residence of the crown princess.

>built by spics

Yea...that's America

Based SoCal in this thread.

>And the area is probably named after some Norman who cucked your great-Saxon-grandmum.

Can you thick yanks not read? It's not named after anybody you spastic, it means Beautiful view. get out this thread, you have no castles/history.

stop embarrassing your fellow burgerposters, "Anglo Masterace" buddy

not a castle

>Castillo de San Marcos
>1672

My point stands, no history.

The frogs built one in Quebec, I believe. There are likely others in Mexico. Frankly I don't see the big deal about castles. They're outmoded.

>Frankly

Fuck off, WE are the Franks, ITT

(...hope Beneluxians won't come here and yell we're not)