Chose wisely

chose wisely

I want the more wet looking water on the right.

p

Uhh... uuuuhh...
*jumps out of window*

(THIS USER'S COMMENT HAS BEEN REMOVED PURSUANT TO THE EU GUIDELINES AGAINST HATE SPEECH)

>be yank
>defenestrate yourself

>drinking disgusting sugary P in the Year of Our Lord 2016

never gonna make it bro

>having disgusting sugary P
Symptom of diabetes, mate

I know what that word means.
Do I win a prize?

*holds up paw*
do you have autism?

Are you Stephen Fry?
Do you feel proud of yourself now?

It's the solution to many difficult choices.

...

pepsi

Chose wisely

Nice.

>implying niggers drink water

Only an uncultured nincompoop would not know the meaning of the term defenestration.

"unzips katana"
heh... no hard feelings kid

JUST PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER ALREADY

Gimme the water

>defenestrate

>he used a word I don't understand, better post le funny meme
Pic related: it's you.

This is time to move to America or Mexico.

that guy looks like a Turk

lmao, and people make fun of american soldiers for being fat

being fat is promoted in Anatolia as long as you can handle yourself

people will call you "tosun" like it's a good thing which means male calf

i like thread

the left one looks cheaper and that's probably all I deserve

No. Elementary school kids know what it means :^)

the right one has some interesting aesthetics, which were probably unintended, but can be appreciated by someone captivated by the post-ironic art styles of our internet age.
The right one on the other hand is a spartan sign, which informs you of the water dispenser's contents and does not try to further this advertisement by the means of fancy graphics and a more interesting typeface.
Out of principle i would choose the left option, because it aligns with my opinions on advertising.
Although, i could also *ironically* chose the right one and assume the role of a mindless consumer that does not question his attraction to flashy visuals, a fact which is exploited all the time by advertisers and their friends, the psychologists and sociologists.

Marketing is amazingly effective desü

The right one is A E S T H E T I C af, of course I'm gonna choose it.

yeah all this pretty much