Be japanese

>be japanese
>buy USED AIR

>be israeli
>buy ???

wha

w...what?

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>be jew

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Oh.
ok my friend..

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keep up with the first world trend

finish what you started america, two bombs weren't enough

>paris
I bet it smells like Nitroglycerin

We thought a couple thousand firebombs would do the rest

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>that commercial

My uncle used to sell jars of air on the internet. Americans kept buying it and made him a ton of money.

>be japanese
>dont buy real scent of girl

>buy gas

Does it smell like shit?

the fuck

What the hell

hell no

Girls will deny this

Tbh we have "air from the countryside" given out for free in London

third nuke when?

>air from nyc

This is obviously one of those dumb party joke goods with which you surprise your mates as a gift

yeah we have something like that except instead of using prank scents we use rifle rounds

>be zionist
>steal USED land

Bomb japan.

>air from Berlin
kek

>"haha guys it's just a joke, no one really likes or anything"