Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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今までのスレ一覧
>desustorage.org/int/search/subject/Japanese thread/
Real Kana
>realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

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Please declare before making a new thread, and put the next link.

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1ban desu
mou nemasu

UGLY

BUSU

You made it even before you declared your intention to make a new thread

おやすみ
have a sweet dream.

Nice dress of that woman

Is it true the average japanese person hates koreans?

Yeah Japs are all racist 2bh

top kek

i had it prepared on a seperate tab for over an hour, waiting for the old thread to reach 300 so i can instantly reply after declaring before anyone else can

インビジブルウンコしてきた

>This autism

check the archive lmao, 70% of the threads are mine

>lmao
Haven't seen this kind of autism since Canada was here like 2 years ago
lmao

sorry

Im applying for a job in korea

Hサイトに雇われたから、私の作業量は数倍に上がった
休憩が欲しい

No problem, firend.

korean women are qter than japanese women

>休憩が欲しい
どれくらいの休憩時間が理想的?

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>Hサイトに雇われた

???
翻訳をすか

永遠

ええ

雇い主はイタリアンマフィア?

他にないだろ

はい
イタリアンマフィアのHサイトは日本のエロ本を翻訳するために私を雇った

僕はオーストラリアに行きたい。。。

youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

かあちゃんの穴を深いに掘って行け

youtube.com/watch?v=kZ-dBHCHo3E

Why is germany not in his bed?

Also, poor greece.

Why don't Japanese girls like me

Your looks and/or personality.

because girls generally don't understand feelings

They know it's a seller's market, so they don't have to settle for the likes of us.

Any native japanese speakers here who wanna do me a huge favor?

That favor being reading a prepared statement in english?

(only apply if you an accent when you speak english)

Hi guys,
I'm looking for a song I saw here on Sup Forums

It was japanese, maybe 1937 or 1938, and its title was "Anti-Comintern Pact song" or something like that, but with ideograms.
Can you find it?

It said "Hairu Hittora"

That's a lot of unnecessary words to say "weeb thread".

unfortunately if it's shortened just even once the megaweebs come out and make a new thread with the "proper" OP

i only come here because i have yellow fever - for koreans and chinese specifically but since we dont have either of those on Sup Forums this is as close as it gets

>I can do a one-legged squat halfway with my non-dominant leg but not the dominant one
what's goin on guys I swear I haven't been jacking off with my left leg all this time

keep practicing
one legged squats make for good party tricks

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would you pay 100 usd for a fucking sunglasses?

>implying I ever go to parties
nah i'm doing them because i'm a hiki and don't want to buy weights or a gym membership

90% posts 10% pictures

then start posting.
there aren't many pictures of girls here anyway

Lel
I pay 1 USD for my sunglasses

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there's an article somewhere that says cheap chinese knockoffs still have UV protection, so no

youtube.com/watch?v=NxlXKwrhUNQ

?

you're actually a hikiNEET too aren't you

No

Stop posting that ugly bitch you dumb crooked teeth chav motherfucker. Seriously no one finds her attractive.

Don't be mean to people with disabilities

but shes japanese so shes not off topic!

here have a chinese woman instead

why do mad sexpat, I laugh at your life working as an english teacher, kek - lel, seems chinese vaginas are not enough tight for your white cock

also are you the shanghainese guy who hates beijing? hes really polite

Yeah that's me, I'm usually polite but I can banter too.

I find comfort in chinese bba
thank you for this lad

You're just mad you have no useful skills for China so you're stuck there.

Made meatballs and spinach, and finished on my work backlog for today

Now I can laze around guilt-free

>guilt-free

Well, yeah
Now I'm not even illegal anymore, so I don't have to endure the copyright police shitting up the threads for everyone every time I mention my hobby

>implying your existence doesn't shit up the threads
G U I L T - F R E E
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父ノチンチン

父ノチンチン

父ノチンチン

父ノチンチン

父ノチンチン?

父ノチンチン

Autism

Business as usual then

The Hokkaido government announced a man in his 60s died after he mistook a narcissus for a leek and ate it. apparently this is never happened before.
Not a few plants that we think we're accustomed to actually can be quite poisonous and easily take your life.

he must've not seen many leeks in his life

Wow
Is wild narcissus really common in Japan?

Why awake so late?

I hope you're making at least 20k RMB at your shitty training center

水仙に裏切られた気分だよね

オーストラリア人はどこですか。

There are a lot of clumping wild narcissi in the south especially near the coast.

チンチンノ父

Ohio
逃げちゃだめだ逃げちゃだめだ逃げちゃだめだ

仕事ください

東京でプーティンを売れば億万長者だよ

ハロワ行けよ
そんで履歴書書け
キリキリ書け

…素晴らしい発想だよおいw
恥ずかしくなるから怖いんだよ

>20 000 rmb
kek, whats that? a tip?

whoa.......so this is the power of alien fuckers...........

......damn...........

says the llama herder and peanut farmer

I remember you moaning about your shitty apartment in Shanghai. You were either staying in a dorm or a shitty apartment with cardboard walls. there's no way you're rich.

he admits being poor pretty much every day.

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いつになったら日本人の顔のイメージが変わるんだろうか。
少なくともアメリカのマスコミ関係者は縄文系がいると知っていながら朝鮮系ばかり起用しているように思う。

What the hell does "[Φ|(|´|Д|`|)|Φ] BBxed!!" mean?

SOUTH CUTIES BEST CUTIES

I don't know what BBxed means, but everything else looks like a sad person behind bars

そのイギリス人が変な趣味なんだ
つうか今までここにいたイギリス人は皆んな微妙な趣味をしてる…

Men:central
Women:south

I love ichiro and his serious face
No homo

how to get jap gf

毎日のように世界に朝鮮の宣伝をし続ける日本人。
彼らは、世界にはCaucasoid と Negroid と Australoid と Mongoloid と Koreanoidがいると思っている。
世界で一番朝鮮を高く評価してるのは日本人(の一部)。

細い = thin (person)
薄い = thin (object)

厚い = thick (object)
太い = thick/fat (person)

did I got it right?