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lads

JANNY

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mum wants me to vote out of the EU lads

doing a make of an arrangement

What are you fucking on about?

Russia decided that and have had economic sanctions destroy their economy

You have no fucking clue what you're on about, the UK can't recolonise and if we did we'd be sanctioned within an inch of our life by the global community and possibly invaded

You Yanks forced French and British decolonisation is the name of democracy

don't reply to him

My mum's voted remain ffs

the collapse of the CCCP was a mistake lads))))

Assalamu alaykum lads

I went on Grindr out of boredom and got talking to this lad who wants me to suck his willy. Might do it, he's only a 15 minute walk away and it is a very nice willy.

This body of mine, too, is of the same nature as that body, is going to be like that body, and has not got past the condition of becoming like that body

hope you called her a silly bint

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Alright lads, I'm going to stop replying to posts that make me angry. Wish me luck.

>You will never grow up in the projects during the 70s/80s

Smug elephant 2016

Who?

Reminder that our military is stagnating, we can't we scare the russians off anymore, and any euro country wanting to fuck shit up has just has to spend more

Funny thing is I'm not even gay

QEPD
me haha

Maiski Williamstorvich

VERY gay

not sure how i feel about sharing a thread with willy suckers

A Levels were impossible unless you did meme subjects like philosophy

Walaikum assalam akhi

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I'm quite ignorant to this topic but: what would be some advantages/disadvantages of uk being out eu?

Fuck off yank

>QEPD
What do you mean by this?

Voted to leave with my postal vote today lads


Convinced my family to vote leave too


We all know it will be shamelessly rigged though.

Does kev know he's a meme? how did he become a meme?

mashallah bro
freedom to pakistan

doing a bedtime

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Britain already spends 10 billion more than Russia in defence.

No more EU mandated bankers bonuses

Getting the excuses in early

RIP = QEPD

Potential willy sucker. Never done it before but I would like to run my lips over his bellend and shaft and take his cum in my mouth desu.

a thing happened today lads, dont want to divulge though

Done 2 wanks today and I'm thinking of doing another

>pants

Fuck off yank

my backup plans -

>teaching english in china/some jf country
>joining the armed forces
>joining the merchant navy
>converting to islam and hanging around the mosque until some old paki twat asks me to marry his daughter and gives me a job somewhere

all out of ideas apart from that lads

Am I gonna die soon or something? :(

>how did he become a meme
/eire/ started posting him then someone on /brit/ said it was a tripfag here, so everyone went with it for a few months till they realised it was an /eire/ gimmick

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Join the merchant navy lafd

Why are British women so attractive?

>joining the merchant navy
would love to but apparently there are fuck all jobs available

Here, bhikkhus, a bhikkhu knows the consciousness with lust as consciousness with lust, the consciousness without lust as consciousness without lust, the consciousness with hate as consciousness with hate, the consciousness without hate as consciousness without hate, the consciousness with delusion as consciousness with delusion, the consciousness without delusion as consciousness without delusion, the constricted consciousness as constricted consciousness, the scattered consciousness as scattered consciousness, the consciousness that has become great as consciousness that has become great, the consciousness that has not become great as consciousness that has not become great, the surpassable consciousness as surpassable consciousness, the unsurpassable consciousness as unsurpassable consciousness, the concentrated consciousness as concentrated consciousness, the unconcentrated consciousness as unconcentrated consciousness, the freed consciousness as freed consciousness, the unfreed consciousness as unfreed consciousness.

so here we all are then

the lads

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hmm ahh yes

I heard there were if you're willing to do the shitty stuff normally done by Pakistanis and philipinos

no...you are already dead my bolivian bro

>/eire/
forgot this even existed tbf

>back from third jog

If you lads need any motivation, here's my advice:
JUST DO IT! I'm not kidding, for me when I have trouble I just turn off all of my shit and put everything away, and begrudgingly put on my tracksuit and by the time I leave the door it's too late to go back now.

Also if you lads think these posts are too bloggy shitposts I'll stop.

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fucking gross

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I like big butts

>there are ''''''''''''''''''''''''people'''''''''''''''' that will defend anal sex

Oh mierda
No es bueno, mi amigo

who the fuck would want to do that unless you live in a 3rd world country

advantages: none

disadvantages: unceasing earthquakes, meteor strikes, plagues, droughts, WWIII, higher taxes, lower salaries, inflation, inflation deflation, deflation of inflated deflation, cthulhu ftagn, moderate to sever instantaneous brain damage among the population, butts falling off at random and everybody outside of cities resorting to cannibalism to survive the food penuries.

among other things

Here, bhikkhus, when experiencing a pleasant feeling, the bhikkhu knows, "I experience a pleasant feeling"; when experiencing a painful feeling, he knows, "I experience a painful feeling"; when experiencing a neutral feeling, he knows, "I experience a neutral feeling"; when experiencing a pleasant worldly feeling, he knows, "I experience a pleasant worldly feeling"; when experiencing a pleasant non-worldly feeling, he knows, "I experience a pleasant non-worldly feeling"; when experiencing a painful worldly feeling, he knows, "I experience a painful worldly feeling"; when experiencing a painful non-worldly feeling, he knows, "I experience a painful non-worldly feeling"; when experiencing a neutral worldly feeling, he knows, "I experience a neutral worldly feeling"; when experiencing a neutral non-worldly feeling, he knows, "I experience a neutral non-worldly feeling."

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YOU constantly obsess over Japan and Japanese girls.

Japan and Japanese girls NEVER think about Britain and British men.

Hello lads

I applied for an undergrad through UCAS today. When can I expect a reply?

>If you lads need any motivation
nah, I'm fine for that
I'm going to attempt a 300kg yoke walk on friday and I'm hype as fuck

suck me

now you are posting from the heaven...QEPD
haitiANUS faggot

What kind of thing did you want to do lad?
Actually work on a ship or have an office job?

>prepared to ram things up your arse on camera for everyone to see
>cant even be bothered to shave your arse or make sure theres no shit in it before starting

women are such vile creatures

look at this fucking dog

close to being an unironically bitter cunt. Used to think misanthropy was just a hilarious joke, that nobody really subscribed to

Fall in love with any female who shows me kindness

when

ok

Japanese people are subhuman. Japan is closer to an ant colony than a country.

dream of a kind older female seducing me into sex

>armed forces
>merchant navy

>back-up plans


You're in for a nasty shock m8

These are not last resort options anymore.

Even to just be an grunt infantry soldier you're looking at a year of interviews and selections

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ALLAHU AKBNAR ALLAHU AKBARRRRR

China stronk

iktf

Lads I watch countless amounts of porn and idgaf, but I am TERRIFIED of someone seeing the stupid shit that Swedish shitposter posts here. Why the fuck isn't he banned? He's done it for ages, he must be evading.

really easy to hate people, you just have to know yourself enough to dislike what you are and conceptualise that nearly everybody is exactly like you at a base level

deck of course lad
pay is great and the holiday allowances are great

only problem is that you'll only have contact with the same 20 philippinos for your entire life

VERY alone

>tfw have a loft bed so I can't comfypost on the plethora of comfyposting devices I have

Bump for visibility

This general is crazy fast

What in the world is a delightful thing, a pleasurable thing? Eye in the world is a delightful thing, a pleasurable thing; therein this craving, when arising, arises and, when settling, settles. Ear in the world is a delightful thing, a pleasurable thing; therein this craving, when arising, arises and, when settling, settles. Nose in the world is a delightful thing, a pleasurable thing; therein this craving, when arising, arises and, when settling, settles. Tongue in the world is a delightful thing, a pleasurable thing; therein this craving, when arising, arises and, when settling, settles. Body in the world is a delightful thing, a pleasurable thing; therein this craving, when arising, arises and, when settling, settles. Mind in the world is a delightful thing, a pleasurable thing; therein this craving, when arising, arises and, when settling, settles.

i dont mean backup plans as in ill just go "fuck it might as well do this for a laugh" i mean if all else fails then i will commit fully to these things.

*brings up compliment that someone else gave me earlier so i get extra recognition for it*