Command line window randomly appears

>command line window randomly appears
>gone half a second later

>white van rolls by house

>navigate to folder
>remember you're on a Windows machine and can't just open cmd in a folder

>fans suddenly 100%
>suddenly back at normal speed

>open task manager
>CPU usage 100%
>processes close and CPU usage goes down

Shift+Right Mouse click will actually allow you to do that.

> remember you're a pleb who doesn't know anything about computers

>open jpeg with Ethernet unplugged
>"Remote procedure call failed."

>fans start spinning at mock 1
>webcam light turns on

do people actually find there threads funny

>mock 1

>create thread on Sup Forums
>someone patronizes you

>Get to Windows boot screen
>Weird startup music playing
>Never heard again

>open up /gee/
>see this post

>when u install pirated minecraft and it just gives u virus that makes porn popups and computer rly slow and you're mom finds out so u get grownded and she uses ur xmas money to pay for computer repair at best buy

>enter password lazily
wrong
>enter lazily agsain
wrong
>enter very carefully
wrong
>enter so slow that you could be a doctor
login

>get up from the computer
>device disconnected sound plays

y

> hire experts to sanitize your servers
> not before sending copys of everything to a pedo already under federal investigation

>frustrated with gimp
>check the price of photoshop elements on adobe.com
>two days later Amazon delivers a $50 book about photoshop elements
>check my Amazon account, no record of this order

Wtf this seriously just happened yesterday.

>what is shift+right-click

so much this

>mic turns on full volume
>high pitch echo comes from the laptop

ITT
>windows

>uninstall third party start menu skin
>start menu no longer opens

>install malwarebytes
>begin scan
>doesn't make it past pre-scan stage

>using third party start menu skin
fucking retard

this

Thanks for the tip guys!

>screens go black
>jump to life a few seconds later

>enter password
wrong
>enter password slower
wrong
>check caps lock
off
>enter other passwords I have
all wrong
>give up and come back 5 minutes later
>enter original password again
login

>mock 1

>get to gnu plus linux boot screen
>final countdown starts playing

>Wake my MBP from sleep
>everything just werks
:^)))

truly spooked

It's under file as well faggot

...

i installed uplay and now this happens every time i boot up windows.

>all icons on the taskbar are suddenly flashing for a split second

>hard drive louder than fans
>open a folder on that drive
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

kek

>open MBP
>try to play bad rats revenge
>game from 2006 is too intense
>laptop heat combined with fans makes the mbp into a space heater
>don't have to pay for heating anymore
>mfw

y

>Bailing out, you are on your own now. Good luck.

>install update
>click restart
>desktop icons and task bar disappear
>windows doesn't restart

>using the smiley with a carat nose

> Open internet explorer.
> Windows crashes.

>listening to music on my PC
>suddenly hear static and a black man's conversation on the phone

How did this happen? I was wearing Sennheiser HD202s, and it seemed like they were acting like a radio of sorts.

>password doesn't work, reset password
>enter the password you were using
>old passwords aren't accepted

probably they were using come chink phone with illegal frequencies or something like that, those headphones aren't even wireless so I doubt it was a problem on your side.

There was literally nothing on my PC that could have created the audio. Nothing was running. It was sporadic, and it wasn't clear at all.

It really sounded like a walkie-talkie or radio.

mock 1

my dad has an amateur radio station and when I'm visiting and he's broadcasting, it cuts in and out on my laptop but not my desktop

pretty sure it's because samsung are cheap bastards when it comes to radio interference

This has fucking happened to me before.

It was eerie as fuck.

You mean Sennheiser, right?

I'm glad I'm not the only one. I thought I was going crazy.

Why is this a special command to bring up one extra option in the drop down window?

this literally happened to me yesterday

They are usually real people near your area using some kind of radio equipment. Their signal goes through the air and eventually through your headphone cable. If it's not shielded properly, this can induce a current into your cable that makes your headphone drivers move and create the sound for you to hear.

so normies don't accidentally click it

>invite your nuclear physicist buddy
>he brings his friends

So it happens because you doesn't use a gold 3.5 jack

was this supposed to be a response to ?

Cause they don't want retards opening up shells

>Browsing porn on android phone
>Icon appears on upper tab and vanishes in less than a second

>browsing any stream site on android phone
>click on start
>tab deletes, new tab opens, play store opens

>casually browsing the internet
>random file transfer window pops up for 3 seconds moving a bunch of shit into windows folders

>click on link
>WARNING: MALICIOUS SITE AHEAD !!!
>click "proceed anyway"

>attempts to screenshot that command line window
>misses

>insert flash drive
>doesn't fit
>flip it upside down, insert again
>doesn't fit
>flip one more time, insert again
>perfect fit

>boot PC, all I see is graphic glitches and hear high pitched noises
>hold power button, boot up again
>all is fine

>install solus

>Website asks for webcam access

>make new password which you never used before
>forget new password
>reset password
>make another new password which you never used before
>...

That always happens to me at work when I need to follow a link that's just an IP address. Apparently it's because IP addresses have no DNS and so are seen as untrustworthy somehow.

> something slightly stressful happens
> spontaneously go blind because your pupils disappeared

>hdd light going crazy
>open resource monitor
>light suddenly goes off, hard drive silent

every fucking time

>Kaspersky suggests you do a scan

It's a cartoon you fuck.
>uhhh hurr durrr wheres his nose??? harharhar stroke my dick pls

fuck

As in, I'm going to have to mock 1 trip fag for being cancerous.

Either you're lying or you got drunk and bought a book. Either way you're gay.

>Enter website
>"Welcome, [real name]. Would you like to share this website?"

>mouse freezes for a second
>windows taskbar back to default
no srsly what isit

>drinking frappuccino while browsing 9gag
>laugh at a meme so hard you spit coffee all over your MacBook

>mock 1

literally me but with reddit lol

...

i guess this shit fucking sucks user i hope everyone in this thread gets shot

>reddit
kys

Other than $chan, where do you get your memes?

>that one vault7 cia malwarae windows update fails updating

reddit.

I can be your Stallman :^)
Or I can be your Steve :v)

>plug headphones into PC
>faintly hear radio

>make password
>use a < and a quote in password
>go to sign in
>incorrect password
>login form is escaping html characters the registration form did not escape

>live alone
>4am wake up to the sound of your toilet being flushed
>get up to duckduckgo the reason
>scroll lock is somehow disabled

>winfags try to customize things
>undoing customization breaks the system

> browse porn on Android phone
> bajillion pop ups
> phone vibrates like crazy!
> You have a virus! Go to the play store and install this shifty app to remove it!

>not running adblock on the browser

>not blocking ads in your router