/balk/ - Balkan Thread

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First

three muhreddit

i just warmed water on the stove and its still warm 30 min after i turned it on is that normal ?

3nd for being greek is suffering
whats the 2016 version?

yes

Caмo, чe нe e дocтaтъчнo caмo дa cтe миpни зa eднa минyтa нa гoдинa aми вceки дeн дa гo живeeтe тoвa. Oт мaлкитe нeщa, кaтo дa нe cи хвъpлятe фacoвeтe пo yлицaтa, дa нe плaщaтe пoдкyпи, дo гoлeмитe тaкивa, дa cтe пpимep въпpeки тeжкитe вpeмeнa.

a hot grill will be hot even a decade after u turn her on

also when i turned the stove on there was weird smell like something is burning.

im checking the kitchen every 5 min im afraid ill set the fucking building on fire

т. миcтap лyк eт ми aй гeт a тeн тayзaнд дopa caлapи eнд aй гив aдвaйc тy пyp пипaл

Oк, шeфe.

kys

To cи e зa вac, вceки кoлкoтo мoжe oчeвиднo, някoй хopa ca мpънкaт, дpyги дeйcтвaт.

you can notice the degeneration exponentially

Eбaвaм ce.

>following social morals and norms

why tho

Shut up, village peasant.

b/a/lk~!

village peasants follow social morals and norms more than townsfolk

Bulgarians, greeks and romanians, we should say goodbye to our t*rk, fyromians and serb posters that dwell here. Because of the new EU legislation, Sup Forums has a big chance to be banned, and you to be sent to a reeducation camp for hate-speech.

Good bye lads, it was fun.

EЛЛAДA

ЛИMУ? HAДA!

There are some really good kids anime. Teen anime is pretty much a bunch of bullshit.
Let me give you a list you can check out. A few of them can be enjoyed by both children and adults, but they are good no matter the medium.
Movies:
Anything by Studio Ghibli and/or Hayao Miyazaki. Very kid friendly, but mature.
Ghost in the shell, Angel's egg (the strangest movie i've watched, and in a good way) by Mamoru Oshii
Paprika, Perfect blue, Millennium actress,Tokyo godfathers all by Satoshi Kon
Akira
Films by Mamoru Hosoda. They are children's films, tho not quite like Ghibli, they're good.

Series:
Neon Genesis Evangelion, Gunbuster, Kare Kano, Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water by Hideaki Anno (Miyazaki's protege and good friend)
Serial Experiments Lain, Haibane Renmei and Texhnolyze by Yoshitoshi Abe
Some of the many anime made by Yoshiyuki Tomino (he's really hit or miss) the first few Gundam seasons.
Everything Leiji Matsumoto did (tho i haven't seen all of it) is considered to be some of the best anime has to offer.

Some stand out ones who don't come attached to well known anime creators.
Monster, Berserk, Legend of the Galactic Heroes, FLCL

this desu

This is Greece desu.
Literally nothing will happen here.

yeah ur internet is already 2slow2open Sup Forums anyway

Are Greeks shitskins?

Goodbye copperfendi. You won't be missed

y but so is most of europe nowadays

fug
if that ever happens, here's how I see /balk/ by the end of this summer:
Macedonians are 90% of /balk/
effendi is the only turk on /balk/, but he'll probably abandon it once he gets gf
almost no serbs, the only serbs on /balk/ shitpost against croatians, who cannot defend themselves because they've been ISP banned on Sup Forums because of the EU's Sup Forums ban
a bosnian who spams the thread once a month
shkodran suddenly coming back

/balk/ will be a fucking nightmare

>effendi is the only turk on /balk/, but he'll probably abandon it once he gets gf
>once effendi gets gf
>effendi gets gf

very subtle b8 my civilized friend

almost made me believe u believe effendi could get a gf

eew, un provincial

>implying the internet gestapo headquarters won't be in Bucurestii

You are the most affected by this Mitica.

>tfw too poor to afford overwatch

Overpriced it is

>asc un provincial iti da un (You)

>not playing HotS

yeah 60$ for a game is too much...

>playing HotS

cvcks not welcome

>hots
>playing shit that's basically a casualised from of league
>league being a casualised form of dota
>dota being a casualised form of real RTS games like wc3 or sc

kys casual shitter

cum e viata in Ferentari , 'cureanule?

nu vorbesc provinciala, ramai la engleza

also reminder to send your hot relatives here

Hots is good, because it's fast, objective based, and dare i say it FUN.
LOL isn't fun. DOTA 2 isn't fun.
Last time i've had fun in LOL was in 2011

It's literally casualised LoL.
LoL is shit and basically casualised DotA.

At least DotA takes some semblance of skill to play.

Also, that game is pay2win and somehow it's even more dead than even sc2.

>LoL

Stopped playing after they removed solo queue and the other dumb things they did before that. And to think I gave that game something like 150 dollars, fucking shit.

>tfw too poor to afford a console or a gaming pc, let alone legit games

Once again +Hellas+ beats Macedonia

They removed solo queue

>dare I say FUN
Stopped reading right here.

How about you post something concrete and with a source

It's more casual. Yes.
But it's fucking FUN.
I can't make myself play LoL or DotA 2. They are too boring, too tense, with no payoff. I don't feel good when i'm stomping, victory means nothing. Losing is just an exercise in handling obnoxious, toxic teammates, like a fucking baby sitter, and it doesn't change based on elo. It just feels like wasted time. Waiting for the queue, for the picks and bans, and for the game to start. Then waiting at least 20 minutes (in the best case scenario) for it to end. Every minute playing LoL or DotA 2 i feel miserable, mind numbing repetition of a laning phase.
In Hots you're in game and out in 15 minutes usually. It has a variety of maps (but pirate map is shit).

Kekkek being playing LoL 4 years?

Wanna know how much I've spent to this game?

0.0 euros. Sorry lads, only foolish noobs are paying for useless stuff on badly coded games with shitty suppprt and hideous community

If you want to avoid obnoxious cancerous teammates, you should play sc2.
One of the hardest games to play and so satisfying when you win. And it's all on you because it's 1v1.

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HoN was the best

I play sc2 with a Dutch buddy from my old wow days.
>play a match
>both storm each other's bases
>both down to one structure
>i kill his last structure 1 second before he could kill mine
>hyped skype noises ensue
The only game i've hyped for is the WC3 mod of SC2. WC3 was the shiet.

thank you

blc was also pretty good

Because you're poor. The game was good enough but Riot's recent ridiculous decisions recently made me not want to play it anymore.

>playing MOBAs at all
pure cancer

I've been playing dota before the term 'moba' was even conceived.

I once asked my greek ex if she considered Greece balkan or just Mediterranean.

She seemed grossed at the idea of being considered Balkan

damn straight nigga.

fps for real men.

shooting is for alphas mobas for betas

non-white people get offended if you ask them if they feel white... jesus dude thats rude

rts for intjs

I've been playing CS for 7 years now. I dropped it this year. I just can't stand the 8 years old and people who refuse to communicate.
And desu single player games are way better than multi.

Im memeing. Good rpgs better than others ofc but i don't think you can play any single player game for 2-3k hours so you turn back to mp at some point

Memes and animeposting/lewdposting aside, touhou is legit fun.
No other game has given me such an adrenaline rush as getting to the last spellcard of the stage 6 boss with no lives and no bombs left.

u sure about that brah?

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never digged CS, too slow for me and repetitive.

but I still find q fun, its chill and like chess now.

> Moldova : 40 churches, a church for every victory

> ottoman district of D*brogea : 1095 mosques, a mosque for every prayer

domnule provincial...

a mosque for every prayer makes 1825

Right now i'm playing Witcher3, amazing game. Way better than any Elder Scrolls(~1000 hours) or Souls(~200 hours) games.
I have around 1500 hours on CS:S, but the userbase is dead.
quake is fun af, but it's the same thing with CS:S

I'm agry at LoL for having so big userbase and being so shitty.

I like witcher but it is not even close to Elder Scrolls.
>shitty open world
>shitty combat(both)
>fixed main hero hard to rp
>unneccessary sex scenes
still a good setting but not tes tier

I like all 3 series for different reasons.
The first playthrough of a souls game is the best imo. Every other one, while being fun, will never be as difficult. Still a few difficult bosses, and one or two points in the levels that are always heart pounding (eg Anor Londo archers)

The most important thing for me in games is the atmosphere. Both games are perfect in this. But the music, NPC's and story is better in Witcher3.
I like TES lore so much, the only thing better i TES.

>shitty open world
explain please
>shitty combat(both)
sure thing here
>fixed main hero hard to rp
it's more focused on the story and character, but i understand you.
>unnecessary sex scenes
is that a bad thing? a little bit romance?

DS if you want a good combat and nothing else
TES if you want good lore and roleplaying
Witcher if you want good story and characters

If I werent too lazy, I'd do something /balk/ related with this Uk in EU propaganda poster.

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TES is fucking shit, get real son.

t. mister i am poor and useless, thus i have the moral high ground

As if in Bulgaria someone would apply this.
In theory there is a ban for sportsbooks without license in Bulgaria, however all are still available (since 3 years now).

>Implying anyone in romania even knows what Sup Forums is
>Implying the law won't be a failure ignored by everyone like every other thing EU has done
>Implying I can't bypass it if it happens
>Implying you won't all just go to Krautchan

My favorite games are still Crash Bandicoot and Heroes 3....

maximum haram

>Moortugal
Is that an edit?

witcher open world is dead. It is not like TES you can come across vampires disguised as Vigilants of Stendarr or an old orc who seeks his death. Stuff happens in TES open world, in Witcher 3 bandits 3 wolves 3 nekkers...

Sofia with its 33k GDP has still stray dogs on the streets, shitty done pavement often and some fassades look like Sarajevo in 1995, not to mention that for 2M people there is no high standard stadium. How long will we tolerate this?

>TES
You mean Skyrim, which was objectively a shitty Elder Scrolls game. The Vigilants of Stendarr did fucking nothing until the expansion and everything in the world felt hollow. Even Oblivion was better. Play Morrowind if you want a good TES game.

sheeeiiiit thats old brah, remember those.

>Armenian genocide recognised by german parliament.

That worked out nicely.

kill yourself with your disgusting fucking flag, faggot

Morrowind gets good 10 hours in.
I've never played a game with a worse combat system for the early levels.
It's bearable later. But the magic system makes up for it.

Played all 3
also this
It is suprising every TES combat is better than the before and it is still shit

I agree with you here. But pretty much everything else is better in W3
also this. I think Oblivion is the best TES game.
Morrowing got the best story, but everything else is shit.
I don't care for the combat that much, but holly shit this was so bad.

Oh and KOTOR 2

Witcher 2 and 3 are infinitely better than Skyrim and Oblivion. Kys.

I can't picture Morrowind still being playable. I remember playing that twelve (12) years ago now, although it was decent at the time, I can't imagine it's aged well. Just remember the constant darkness of the fog of war and red landscape.

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Oblivion was a major disappointment to me, but it somehow managed to look better in comparison with Skyrim. Skyrim is just SO FUCKING BORING. They managed to turn a land of larger than life heroes who kill with their voices and which is being invaded by dragons into a fucking boring experience. And while it isn't as bad as turning Cyrodiil, a jungle with snake temples and romans into a medieval meadow, at least Oblivion had fun sidequests.

Ofc not. Even without mods TES atmosphere and RPG elements are better. After mods Skyrim takes a place of best of all times

>KOTOR 2

kek, remember Revenant and Postal? Panzer General 2 was also fun shit to play.

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Even with mods Skyrim is still shit, because the core of the game is shit and they can't fix it without making a whole new game.