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Fish tank edition

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potato famine

Pretty bad fish tank 2bh

how suitable are fish tanks for keeping runts? x

potato famine

meme pets:

spiders, lizards, snakes, ferrets, rats

There is literally nothing wrong with spiders.

Legit suspect anyone with a pet snake to be a sociopath

>Have sex with a British born chinese girl
>Says she never saw an uncut penis before

So she been shagging jews or pakis?

*opens four feet thick vault door with a loud grunt of effort*

meeerhha brhehaa meueueh runt farme wuuureemm aaa.

*closes vault door with a satisfied smirk*

dive in, experiment for yourself.

rats are pretty cool.

very affection and intelligent.

can get a bit smelly though if you dont clean their cage regularly.

pic is my old rats. they rip now though.

meme pets:

dogs, cats, fish, hamsters, rabbits, anything you can buy at the pet store

I'M SO FUCKING LONELY LADS

no mates
no gf
no job
23 years old and having no youthful fun at all

at least you have us :)

potato famine

Parrots

ill be your m8

get a cat. perfect pet for losers like you.

>Mate said he would be a reference for my new job
>New job keeps calling me every day because they've send him 5 emails and are trying to call him multiple times a day and he's not picking up
>New job is actually pissed off at ME for something he's doing

had like 3 hours sleep lads baka

Fish are the ultimate meme pet. This is undeniable.

have you tried contacting him since he's your m8 you fucking spacker?

hey lads

filtered

cats are independent as fuck
dogs are the 'i want to feel loved pet'
you dog will love you even if you are shit
a cat won't

prison island

He's not picking up.

b-b-ut im not a spic

another one added to the filter list

I was the same until I had one good year
>get mates
>have great banter
>get job as a software dev
>get asked out by a girl
>get first kiss
>play sports
>go clubbing

all you need to do is stop being yourself

>no mates
Go to random pubs and have a pint with some random guy
>no gf
Go to tinder
>no job
Stop being lazy. Man up, go to your local Tesco and ask for a job.

he might've topped himself

better check on him lad

Filtered.

>>get first kiss

reminder

4th eye status: visible

feeling blessed

Sup Forums's about to get banned too

>All South Korean males get cut
>No Jewish culture
>No Muslim culture
>Literally no other oriental country does it

???

Filtered again.

rats are as fuck

>He has a dog

Lives in a nice, >95% white village
Successful
Isn't a slave to his career
Can take long walks in the fields with man's best friend

>He has a cat

Wageslave to the max
Can only afford a little box apartment and so has to have a cat
Cat fills the void of no lover as his/her standards are too high
Probably cries self to sleep while eating ice cream and drinking wine

koreans are a weird breed

a lot of them are full on mental christians as well

rats are as fuck

American influence

Netherlad is a ratfucker CONFIRMED.

cool

So are Chinese.

China is the worlds most Christian country.

>American influence
Then why are we uncut?

>Filtered again.

look at this fucking dog

Do they really?

It's clearly a yank influence thing if they do

pls no bully

Filtered.

>The Jewish Federation of Australia

what am i a fucking sociologist?

What dog breeds are considered alpha?

dog

>All those African countries
>All those Muslim countries

Cutfags in good company.

>trying to get around filters
>using the same fucking tripcode
what a twat

Japanese

ur mums a dog lol

The only people more autistic than tripfags are the people who post about filtering them.

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You're a rude guy

>No "reddit invasion"

Abstaining in protest 2bh

You forgot 'southerners'.

>Man up, go to your local Tesco and ask for a job.
I've already got an application on the go at Iceland desu

Eww, I didn't know Aussies were all cutfags. :(

Same but this has been going on years for me. 26 now. Missed out. Too socially anxious to even leave my room now. Can't even face parents.

good lad

wtf no way

>Filtered.

try filtering 'Anonymous' you stupid fucking pom

>wahh there's content i don't like or opinions that clash with mine, i'm going to hide them

literal 4 year old behaviour.

>go and ask for job
>told to fuck off and apply online
>application rejected anyway

Yeah good plan lad

haha you are mad as fuck.

hahahahahah

you forgot reddit flags

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>people should be forced to listen to me and I will throw a hissy fit when they choose to ignore me
literal 3 year old behaviour

actually hope your country votes remain

>26 now
>Too socially anxious to even leave my room now

jesus

theres a million things you can do to fix all that but i suspect you enjoy wallowing in misery which is why you've done nothing to help yourself all this time.
or you think that its someone elses responsibility to fix your life

either way you're an idiot.

twat

...

>posting 3DPD

loving life

getting paid

and getting laid

>all of these southerners voting no
I'm actually disgusted to be in the company of so many southerners.
Absolutely disgusting.

Fuck off then

here, applying to every job available lol

Gonna be a summer camp instructor

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LOUIE

YOU'VE BECOME FERAL

Southerners are pakis.

rasheed

i bet louie is uncut

t. proud Bradford resident

Louis if you don't come out I'm going to come in through the window.

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bit cold out