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>early

fuck off

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

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>tfw i just realised i have a limited amount of comfy winters

>made at 306 posts

JANNY

except it's literally anti-humour, and not in a good way isnt it :)

>why yes, it's my first day on /brit/

>Patrick Rock, former aide to Prime Minister David Cameron, given two-year conditional discharge for making indecent photographs of children

Cuando usted vea al pirata meele en la cara para que no pare de llorar com la nenita que es.

REMINDER

DO NOT RESPOND TO HIM

END REMINDER

Should I watch the Warcraft movie next week lads?

CUTE!

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no you should have sex with your gf

>Video game movie

Fuck no. Its bound to be awful

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Poleaboo doesn't understand why people here hate him now

He used to be a rather popular poster when he first debuted

taking the time

i highly doubt the validity of that statement

fedora posters roll out of bed around 11:30
noted

chi is pretty kek

youtube.com/watch?v=Y-VlecpEasU


outrageous choon

Good pupper!!

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

War never changes.

It's okay rasheed, most immigrants don't assimilate into British culture

>this chink cunt posting redditball comics and making new editions early

don't engage

>War never changes.

lel. can't wait to see germans paying reperations to armenians. literally cuck nation.

monty python is unfunny american shite as well

>It's okay rasheed, most immigrants don't assimilate into British culture

is this the same flag?

gonna do a 'go home early' because just realised I'm the most senior staff in the office.

wahey

>fedora posters roll out of bed around 11:30
>noted

>28 posts in
>no karen

the only other person who agreed with you was pakipoo if you need any more validation that your opinion is paki tripe

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>poster from greater manchester is a paki

Noted

dont reply to him

No, That Hong Kong. It have five-petal Hong Kong orchid tree.
My is Vietnam. It have gold star.

you guys hear about the new avalanches album?

cease reply or mentioning him

new single is a bit shite desu

Unironically excited

Poleaboo is wondering if he should apply for any jobs today

Not in the hopes of getting one but just to make sure he doesn't get sanctioned

do you actually do any work at work or what

thought so too

hope it's going to be worth it and not like another 'chinese democracy'

>work at work or what
alri Rhianna

DONT

>I do indeed belong to the Asian race, m'lady

>google five-petal hong kong orchid tree
>first image is a 6 petal orchid tree
??????????

thailad how good's your thai?

finally almost caught up with Peaky Blinders

Arthur a shit now

>internet explorer

Anonymous has reported poleaboo to the DWP for benefit fraud

Could you guys please so ignoring Poleaboo?

You don't understand how important /brit/ is to me, I need to be acknowledged

>Predicted Referendum turnout is 60%
>only requires over 50% to pass
>The entire thing will be decided by 30% of the electorate

Glad that we have started the referendum meme again :)

alri zac

remember to stay hydrated lads

My google show 5 petal.

watch my anime review lads

youtube.com/watch?v=P7V5zYb2za0

thanks m8 just took a gulp of h2o

How does insurance and buying your first car or motorbike or w/e work?

Do you have to insure it before you buy it then drive it home or what?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bauhinia_×_blakeana

Different variations. Our flag just happens to have five petals and not six.

Poleaboo expects it to go down as well as the numerous reports to the Police, MI5 and the mods

How do

you have to be insured on any vehicle you drive on public roads

looked at the bottom right of your pic

nah arthur's based

Tommy's lost the plot

>Do you have to insure it before you buy it
no
>before you ... drive it home
yes

genuinely click about 0% of the links posted here

Can you get the dealer to deliver it?

>go to library
>alri lads I'm going to be super productive today
>start being productive
>get the most unimaginable horrible need to shit
>panic mode
>can't shit at the library no toilet paper
>force myself to hold it in but the need keeps coming back in waves and gets more painful
>realize I have to go home to shit
>stand up and subtley shuffle out of the interview
>see in the mirror that my ass has made a sweat spot on my jeans from the stress
>literally start crying a bit
>have to hold in my shit in public on the tram
>people probably were disgusted by the stain on my ass
>legs literally shaking red in face a single tear rolling down my chin
>barely make it home finally release the kraken

It was so emotionally draining that I couldn't be bothered to do anything but just lie in bed and think about my horrible sad life.

Even when I try to be productive my anus doesn't allow me.

how do is a greeting you spacker

just
imagine
that
shit

Why are you so protective over whether or not your own a car?

You stupid twat

cheers m8 just had a sip of distilled water

you know, the thing about distilled water
apparently, in britain, only mechanics and shit use distilled water
or at least thats what my derbyshire biology teacher said to us
is that true?

Surprise surprise, I can't be fucked today!

Get over it m8, back when I cycled in normal shorts and not cycling shorts I'd get a massive sweat stain on my bum and everyone probably saw.

don't bully

want to put my penis in this girl

do you mean filtered or distilled? because drinking distilled water seems a bit much

British, what are you doing? stop it.

I saw a lad in cycling shorts the other day
Got a mild stiffy tbqh.

how much do you think she charges per hour?

no, distilled. they sell distilled water around here for consumption.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watsons_Water

watson's water is quite common round these parts

fancy a wank to the oneitis' pics but she doesn't have facebook
might just do it to chubby slags instead

Same thing

i see. yeh i've never seen distilled water outside of a lab or whatever 2bh.

i might see if i can obtain some.

>roses are red

>violets are blue

>pornhub is down

>your facebook will do

Honest opinions on him?

I mean the man himself, put aside the fact he's a muslim for a minute and judge him based solely on his actions. or 'fairly' in otherwords

that's the point
want to breed her so badly desu

Lads, I think that I have managed to outline the basic structure of /brit/ thread.

>Early posts - Often very simple and short. Usually about K-Pop or some other /brit/ infatuation. Rife with copypastas.

>Early middle - Posters begin what passes as serious discussion here, bearing even the most tenuous connection to culture.

>Middle - The Shitposts commence, most recently this part has been dominated by fedoraposting. Random and uninvolved things like "doing a poo desu". Most JF's come in here.

>Late middle - Thread is in full swing, rife with slag posting and shitposting that carries on. You may occasionally get a serious question from someone, but it is promptly ignored in favour of crap

>Late - Posting at 270-300 point mark will reel back (though this number can go as high as 400), due to people not wanting their posts to be ignored.

>Nothing but shitposts again, more often than not mostly replies to above posts.


This sound right, or am I talking out my arse

if only his name was "Khan U. Saqdiq"

Good lad

choosing to subscribe to that toxic ideology is an action so will judge him on that thanks.