>Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.
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Haven't read any of the posts ITT
one of the guys who got a victoria cross at rorkes drift died at the retreat at mons in world war 1
Haven't read a single post ITT
lads
Haven't read a single post ITT
not reading any posts ITT
most embarassing moment in your life?
for me its a toss up between 4
>this guy finding out who my school crush was when i was 11 and then everyone making fun of me for liking her because she would never be my gf, so i was trying to prove i didnt like her by doing all this stupid shit
>dad finding trap porn in my browser history and then giving me this lecture about how i was a faggot
>fancying this girl and sort of low level following her around (as in after school going out of my way to catch the same bus as her) and then her actually saying 'why are you doing this' to me
>happened twice: being off my tits on drugs and grinding on girls uninvitedly and getting some random guy grab me up and threaten to knock me out and then hearing aobut it the next day from my friends who were all saying i shouldn't have done it and that i was a gimp
yeah i pretty much avoid going outside and human contact these days
bonus point:
>go to CofE primary school, in year 3 around easter time
>think the killing of jesus was a bad thing since he was the son of god
>thought christians hated the cross because it was like the thing he died on
>say 'the cross is bad they should take it down'
>teacher goes absolutely livid at me
>literally start stuttering trying to explain what i mean
Very original and creative posts so far ITT
Haven't read any of the posts ITT
Afternoon lads
best gimmicks ITT
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cant even think of one which must mean my life hasnt been that bad i suppose
Reading all posts in this ITT thread
>he thinks the Brits won at the end of Rorke's drift
bbc.co.uk
20/28 here
a lot of it was guesswork though
I posted this ITT
chavs ITT innit
Absolute madman
just linked this just in case it disappears ITT
Post the most /fa/ pic of yourself
yep. they did.
Everyone ITT only just learned what ITT means
I'd be surprised if more than a couple of chavs even know what Sup Forums is.
explain this webm.
Janny boy
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It's me in Amsterdam
16/28
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lmao
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hes coming out of a brothel in amsterdam, presumably lost his virginity and is celebrating.
are you really this dense?
That fat scottish comedian who made the chad hogan joke loses his virginity to a prozzie, people are happy for him.
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in 1880 only 20% of the people in France spoke French.
the rest spoke their various regional languages.
bbc.com
How did you lads do? I got 17
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can't handle this bastard weather lads
I love BBC.
oh right. how were you supposed to tell it was a brothel?
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It's warm in Oxford
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Say it with me lads
Sir Roy Hodgson
Do you love BBC?
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Why is your body too small for your arms?
You're American.
I hate you because you are American.
What did he mean by this?
because of the red lights, large open windows and amsterdam looking streets you mong
Europe and the Anglosphere should be free of nonwhite peoples
The dark skinned savages bring only crime and disease and they are incapable of the formal reasoning ability needed to contribute to a thriving civilization
Unless nonwhites are removed from the West we can expect to see humanity fall before the beginning of the next century
poo
me on the right
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absolute madman grilling tomatoes lol hahahahah
You have to go back.
wow
Hitler was right about the Jews. There's just no other way to explain the current state of the world other than a demonic bestial entity doing it on purpose.
m8, you haven't been a white country for a long time
11/28, mostly guesses
it's called capitalism
there is nothing mad about grilling tomatoes
You were never a white country
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I think this is the first time I agree with a yank.
That doesn't mean we can't take our country back from the savages
We are still home to over 200 million white people and that's actual whites none of this "white Hispanic" bullshit
>girls
That's bullshit though. America was around 90% white up to the 60s.
Why the fuck would you put tomatoes under the grill?
muh RED LIGHT district
got my first day of work tomorrow lads
The Jews were the ones who took capitalism to the extreme levels of destroying nations and cultures for the sake of profit.
i just want to hold her hand lads. I'd wear a glove if it made her feel more comfortable.
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just voted out
Telling my Finnish gf I voted in though lol
it would take something huge to make that happen
perhaps another world war
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More pls
why do people feel the need to make an early thread when there's already an empty /brit/ on the catalog?
How do I achieve this look?
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Everybody knows who the true master race is.
Just bought this to show my support for Turkey in the world cup.
Can't wait to wear it down the pub
>Shop at JD
>stay away from McKenzie and the chavier tier shite.
I look just like that except I have a receding hairline and don't own a track jacket
fascism is a mix of communism and capitalism so ironic
You should slay pussy then
wish those jackets werent so pricey.
i know they're chavvy as fuck but i really like them. i could make it less chavvy i reckon
F-Face pic?
I have autism
What did he mean by this?
>track jackets
>chavvy
mate, nothing wrong with track jackets.
nationalism is bad, patriotism is not
>oi bruz, got on ya knees and suck muh cock or i'll shank ya
Wot do?
Not really considering Mussolini invented fascism because Italy was about to go full commie and mixing socialist tendencies into a nationalistic platform was the only way to save it.
Probably an angry Scot
A German would say that.