Spelled Leicester

>Spelled Leicester

>Pronounced as "Lester"

Brits will defend this

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>Spelled "caramel"
>Pronounced as "carmul"

Fatcucks will defend this. There's also a million other examples, but you're not worth it.

>spelled "centre"
>pronounced as "center"

Yes, Brits are THIS retarded.

wtf, I hate Brits now

>Pronounced "flavor"

>Written as "flavour"

THIS
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>Why can't they prnounce things correctly like us?

>spelled "herb"
>says "erb"

>spelled "coriander"
>calls it "cilantro"

i literally can't pronounce any of the place names from your map

They simplify words so their tongues don't catch on their teeth as much.

Pray the butthurt away, Abdul.

Kek

>written as England

>pronounced as The Caliphate of North Syria

Lewisham, not pronounced as Lewis Ham but as loo-sham

I bet there's no Indians living there

>written as USA
>pronounced "mörka"

But it's America that always has to simplify everything.

It's actually "Loowishum".

Like how we simplified your struggle with the Germans by winning for you?

>Melton Mowbray

Fancy a pork pie now, oh wait...

>Pronounced "mun"

>Written as "moon"

Why the fuck do you give sounds to letters if then you change them in nearly every single word?

>>spelled "coriander"
>>calls it "cilantro"
that's a cooking convention though
coriander seeds
cilantro leaves
like mace vs. nutmeg (same fruit), caraway vs. fennel (very similar plants, use different parts), cabbages vs. broccoli vs. brussel sprouts vs. collard greens, vs. kohlrabi etc etc (all the same species, different cultivars), etc. there are a lot of weird divisions like this when it comes to stuff you eat since it's not named because of what it is, but what it's used for and to distinguish it from other stuff that's similar.

>implying Tim Horton's uses cilantro

>Muh WWII
Every single time

Why can't anyone in your country ever pronounce this city's name right? It's not that hard: Leice-ster. Leicester.

no mun is m-uh-n

moon is m-oooo-n like how a cow moos

>Muh Zika
Every Single Time

It's important to periodically remind Europeans of their military inferiority though. Sometimes they forget

mun is man
damn

>ameritips itt

>speld spelled
>pronaunsd speld
Ti houl inglis längvits is ö fakin tsouk. Nating's speld äs it's sed. Vot kaind of fakin idiosi is tät?

Basically, English is still written like it was spoken during the Middle English period over 600 years ago. The pronunciation changed greatly, but the spelling was never reformed.

funny how the spelling of croatian language changed wildly but the words are still pretty much the same

Coventry mentioned

>this is how yanks attempt to banter

>spelled Tottenham
>pronounced Tot'num

>Anglos thinking English has the worst prononciation rules

Daily reminder that
>é
>et
>est
>ai
>ait
>aient
>hait
>hais
>haie

Are all pronounced the same

> Written as Water

> Pronounced Wahder

how the fuck are you supposed to know which word it is then?

>coming from a North Mexican
ebin

>written as 'Gloucester'

>pronounced as 'Gloster'

Ennnnnnnnnngland! This again!

When it's written well you just know, and when it's spoken you know from the context

It's actually pronounced cen-rr

wewlad, never learned a language, eh?
context

it's Lesta and Glosta you wankers

Blame the Romans

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chester_(placename_element)

this will annoy yanks

>milngavie
>pronounced mul-guy

>spelled Birmingham
>pronounced burminum
Or if you're joey from friends presenting top gear then it's >burning ham

colonel
>kernel
lieutenant
>leftenant