"And this is our son's computer room. He's quite the avid programmer!"

"And this is our son's computer room. He's quite the avid programmer!"

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Someone post the smug mac guy

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sudo chown me /door

Ok but like he's no Barron

What in tarnation? Git yer boy outside once in a while.

If I opened that door, would you die?

It would be extremely awkward

you're a big guy.

He's also 27 years old.

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His favorite language is C!!

for you

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>door is locked
pss... leaf my rum alone... folks...

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Literally me but without the gay biker stuff.

Welcome, nice to meet you! Would you happen to be in the market for a brand new Intel Skylake?

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I cum just as the door opens.

Ooooooohhhhhh. Hey nice ta meecha. You'll excuse if I don't shake your hand.

>tfw you remember posting in that thread
oy vey

>parents burst through the door
>split second to make a decision
>hide your dick from your parents or minimize the porn you're watching

>having your door closed
>not having your door open and just listening intently

yall do know that having your door shut just makes you suspicious and makes it harder to listen, right?

>Not turning the lock halfway so its not enough to lock it, but requires you to turn it harder, giving a few extra vital seconds

There's something really gross about this guy. Like he probably smells like onions or something.

>he can't take a panoramic without warping the walls
hint: don't stand in one spot

>try to do both
>succeed at neither

Fuck I've been seeing this room for years, how many has it been?

Sheldon is a brainlet when it comes to computers, prove me wrong.

They all are (except for Penny, because her entire character is about her being dumb)

Their entire characters are just "im so smahrt XD let me say something slightly intelligant that anyone who passed high school science can understand so the viewers at home can feel like a NERD XD too"

Meta

doesn't he install ubuntu at one point because his windows shat the bed? That was fine but then you realize he uses a 15 inch Alienware laptop that actually died and got ANOTHER Alienware laptop but this time with i shit you not "4k IPS display glossy anti-glare" he might as well buy a macbook at this point.

Took me a sec

What did he order from starbucks?

How ridiculous does your family have to be for your parents to show guests your room?

They are fucking retarded

Kek

Hey Mom.
>show them what you can do
*opens GIMP*
Here's some software I've been making. It's to replace Photoshop. Taken me six months now.
Here's all the source code ect.
Now let me draw a cir-

youtu.be/K8kua5B5K3I?t=8

You are supposed to chain your tools.
Also damn my laptop is not keeping up anymore

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>mum I'm user
>uh you don't get to bring friends

My door doesn't have a lock :(

*cringes*

*goes to reddit*

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I like that guy.

All that wasted money.

>MOM WHERE ARE MY TENDIES?!!
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why alienware? Isn't that just a meme for normies?

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The perfect blend of autism and class

>sadly, he's also autistic

>that clutch placement

I want U.K. to leave my Sup Forums

high level

A unicorn vainilla frappuccino

Ohh lord, I believe in jesus now!

are american clutches on the right?!?!
retard

so have I
I'm guessing I've seen it for 4 or 5

those hands dont look white
more pajeet like

more than 5 years

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Do you live in a bomb shelter?

i think he meant shifter

>bump-and-grind-footsie-presser
>call it a shifter

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you might as well put pony porn posters up there since you're going already downhill

>mom I need 2048 rubics cubes

40 FUCKING seconds to draw ONE circle in GIMP.

Holy shit, don't blink now when you watch this gif.

I guess they really "gimped" on basic basic BASIC tools and ease of use.

just use your fucking mouse and brush tool

is he wearing a sun microsystems shirt?

I don't get this comment. We're doing exact circles using a feature found in (almost) all art/photo programs. Except GIMP.

>ease of use.

Expecting ease of use from programmer-led software

just freehand it you fucking lazy cunt

you think da vinci had a circle tool?

Then again, PS has a 40 seconds longer startup time.

a compass

he was painting not sailing to the new world

yes

No dandruff. Nice.

No it does not.

approximately 6 seconds, and I'm running other RAM heavy applications too such as a virtual machine which I am posting from right now. (Photoshop was launched outside the VM)

Safest hooves.

how long till actually useable - the delay is after teh UI appears

Here you go

That new new document dialog is fucking horrible and takes like a second longer to open.
I'm glad they included an option to go back.

>ect
it's etc, not ect, you fat slimy fuck

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nice motherfucker

Do you even SSD, nigga

>I had to enable shitty aero to record this because OBS don't support classic theme anymore

My fucking eyes

It would have been 10 seconds if he knew where stuff is instead of taking ages to look for it.

le benchmark

p-please record this again but use fucking keyboard shortcuts. that 0.4 seconds to hit 'new document', that 0.2 seconds to create a circle. fuuucking reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I was drinking cawfee with the keyboard hand, can't be helped

Jesus Christ

Since when do bomb shelters have windows?

yall cant compete.

Meanwhile on GNU/Linux:
convert -size 100x60 xc:skyblue -fill white -stroke black -draw "arc 20,10 80,50 0,360" draw_arc.gif

Instant