Why do Canadians speak with an American accent?

Why do Canadians speak with an American accent?

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Why don't Canadians have any culture?

Bawn jewweer, cummm suvvah?

Spring?

But our cultures are the same

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Why don't australians peak an American accent?

listen to someone from the dakotas, they have the same accent as canadians

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>same accent as canadians

So the American accent, then?

STOP Cultural Appropriation

It's actually different.

Normal American: Hello friends, would you like to smoke a cigarette with me? Perhaps we could go out for caffeinated beverages afterwards.

Canadian/Canada state resident: Fuckin eh buds, I'm gonna hack a fuckin dart! Then you boys wanna head out to Tim's for a double double eh? Fuck bud!

Honestly, what's the point of them being a separate country when they are right next to American and even speak using their accent.

There is no point in them having sovereignty from the USA.

>Fuckin eh buds, I'm gonna hack a fuckin dart! Then you boys wanna head out to Tim's for a double double eh? Fuck bud!
Cringed.

India best ally.

Look at how close these snow mexicans are to us anyway.

Why are many countries separate?

Because north neighbors are ALWAYS worst

Pretty brutal coming from a country whose entire existence has been a big long cringe, dude.

Why do Aussies speak with a New Zealand accent?

Yeah what the fuck is this shit ultra cringe...

Are you a fucking Republican or something? Fucking hoser.

T.bans all porn
Bans all hentai
Bans all fun

Lolol

thank you, greatest ally

I try and understand Canada speech. Very strange, don't get much what they say at first, but think i'm starting to get it.

>"Fuck by go fuckl yourself save me a dart waddy ya at buddy gone fishing der buddy ole sick ol der ole buddy"

Trailer Park Boys and Canadian Youtube is most educational for me to understand Canada and culture

Double squared must be important to culture, along with cold shitty weather and stupid pun american bagel-cake hole. East is more funny, have accents. West is bad, too many chinese, no fun allowed.

Very interesting country.

Why you all so fucking retarded?

Canada is superior to the US by every measure, save for weather

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>Honestly whats the point of them being a separate country when they are right next to New Zealand(n) and even speak using their accent.

>There is no point in them having sovereignty from New Zealand

THIS IS HARD GUYS

BC has nice weather.

t. proxy snowmandian

:^)

Go back to sucking muslim cock.

That all you good for, no?

best korea

Didn't your grandma fuck a jap or something?

>Get raped by Japan over and over
>Mad that Canada isn't in the same boat
>REEEE OUR NEARBY COUNTRIES ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES YOURS MUST BE TOO

t. SK

Canada is a separate country so that we can have an ally on the continent

You were literally raped by our allies, you're in no position to pass judgment

wew

You all bully Canada for no reason. Canada has every right to exist

I do not understand your anger? I just talk of what I learn of your country. It very strange place compare to Korea. I saw I find Canada most interesting of Americas. You deep fry tongue of maggoty fish, you put ketchup on potato chip, you drink alchohol SCREECH, you eat cow testicle, you eat fry dough for maple syrup, you put cheese on fries with gravy, there not much cheese in Korea.

Want to visit Canada, but scared of Chinese everywhere. Learn East only whites, and white and koreans best two races, so now want to visit East Canada.

This gimmick definitely has potential. I can already hear the clickity clack of Canadians summoning up some weak excuses as to why they're not American

>t. Pacific Canada

You have no right to exist, you literally like Britain go to colony Australia, but too poo-loos already there. They make biggest shit, which is New Zealand, since they scared of big Empire, so all shit themselves and die. Now Australia is full of shitposter, since they had to move all of shit off their country, put in posts in ocean, make New Zealand.

Why are Aussies so mean?

They're americans in denial.

Shut the fuck up David Lee Park
How about you can stop running your mouth on whether or not a nation should exist until your country reunifies?

No we're something different. You can't stand the fact that you're competing in terms of relevance with CANADA on just about every metric there is.

Nice proxy Bruce Kim Chi

They're angry they're the worst British "colony" (poor people dumping ground).

North not actually Korea. Don't deserve to be part of Korea

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nobody knows shitty countries better than a country of street-shitters

Yes I know you're something completely different that's why I wrote pacific

They do it to remind themselves they totally aren't fat and autistic.

>HAHA CANADA BAD IM NOT SO BAD (cries)
> FUCK YOU CANADA FUCKING CUNTS YOU AINT EVEN A REAL COUNTRY LUMBERJACKS AND BEING NICE FUCK YOU

It's pretty sad NZ bros tbqhfam

Eastern Canada is where very nice people live, although poor and there aren't many jobs. They all move around looking for work.

>You deep fry tongue of maggoty fish

No

>you put ketchup on potato chip

Yes

>you drink alchohol SCREECH

Lots

>you eat cow testicle

Maybe the French

>you eat fry dough for maple syrup

Little bit

>you put cheese on fries with gravy

All the time

>there not much cheese in Korea

It happens when you fags can't drink milk, you are missing out its amazing

>Want to visit Canada, but scared of Chinese everywhere.

Go visit anywhere but Toronto and Vancouver. Lots of Chinese there.

Calgary is your best bet

Canada borders the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans.

It's on our fucking coat of arms.

A Mari Usque Ad Mare, dingo fucker.

Does your coat of arms have mittens pinned to the sleeves?

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I think I can see the great wall of Vancouver

No my mittens just had a string that ran up one arm, around the back, and down the other arm to the other glove.

lmao best korea got this shook canadian nigga writin essays and shit

Canadian coat of arms>Amerifat xxxxl coat of shit

What do you mean about "right to exist"?

These are the only arms I need, buddy.

Fake country full of fake people who wish they were Nips.

Looks comfy
what are they called?

>Don't deserve to be part of Korea

To be part of Korea is the greatest honor, of course, you little dickheaded rig

>SPACES AND WORDS DIS BE AN ESSAY

Yes America this is what essays look like, would you like a treat?!

>be Canadian
JUST

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my attempt at a Canadian impression

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You have the voice, but drag the r's and say eh with an emphasis on the e and hit the k on fuck harder.

fucKin' EEEh boys

Nice first try but try pronouncing like "Fack" "Bood" "Ta".

>russia
You are Russia
You are big dick of east europe, worst europe, but poland seems nice.

Please go back to starting new world war, so we can remove filthy japan.

Maybe they look up to Americans. Even cashier here spoke with an American accent and I bet she has never been in America.

No they look down.

>go back to starting new world war

yes, we can (unfortunatly)
>we can remove filthy japan.

Wet dreams

If they would look down on them they would not speak like Americans.

More Koreans than any other Asians in Hamilton Ontario

No, they actually look down.
Canada above America, silly Fin.

essays?

I'll give an honest answer: You wouldn't understand us if we spoke like we normally do.
We're polite so we are just trying to make your life easier.

Post some examples of vivid canadian accent

Question for Canadians: how accurate is Trailer Park Boys, in terms of accents and slang?

youtu.be/zqLuIXwsLDw?t=19
Have fun, bud

Look up letterkenny on youtube

Cringed.

Fucking dirty noofy scum

They don't. They can't even do that shit right.

Failure: the country.

Do you smell shit? I smell shit.

>what's the point of them being a separate country
Because they would be another commiefornia in the House and the rest of us fucking despise commiefornia. Literally the only reason.

Cringed.

>Cringed

What do you mean using this word? That something crippy and make YOU to cringe?

So take a shower.

>crippy
What do you mean using this word?

You have a leaf for these occasions

>creepy

Cringed

>tfw this will never happen

If we wanted cum back we'd pump it outta your mom's cunt, gook

Oh. I don't know why it's creepy. I just cringe whenever I see a flag with a fucking LEAF on it

Stop trying to bant canada.

You make no sense, you wanna-be cold australia.

Hey what do you call an Italian with a war medal?

A theif! haha get it?