Projector pointed at ceiling

any suggestions would be appreciated

I wouldn't shitpost any other way, OP

>get a projector
>point at ceiling

but the internet says its bad for the bulb or something. you sure it's okay?

laying flat on your back is not the as comfortable as you think

>he thinks I'll be watching turtles

get one that has LED bulb instead of arc or w/e

you could use a mirror, then.

oh wow
legitimately thank you for the advice

I see this girl posted on scam dating ads from like 2009

It's fucking shit. You'd have to hold the projector in your hands and point it to look at the image in the right angle

I like turtles.

Her (fake) name's Chelsea Gates. Sometimes you need that last-decade feel, you know?

Are projectors adjustable to look good at an angle or does it have to hit the wall straight on?

It's uncomfortable regardless of what you watch.

I slide into a weird slouching position when I jack off in a chair. Lying in a bed feels way better.

I feel that that would make me sick.

You can adjust the keystone effect

I unironically do exactly this.

...

Doesn't it heat up really bad by being there?

There's a filtered box fan that blows air at it and it's set to high altitude mode to run the fans more. Also I later moved the bed adding airflow and added an "exhaust" fan where the hot air pools up. But probably yes, very much.

Don't bother unless you're spending thousands and it can output a crystal clear 4K native res video at 60Hz.