Is it easy for you to speak German language?

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Why do German men love poo rubbed on their chests?

FUCKEN

This is old.
It's "ficki ficki" now.

Geschlechtsverkehr would be translated as intercourse though. The german word for sex is sex.

German is not that horrible once you get used to reading the super long words.

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That picture is old

>english has 2 flags

German is one of those barbarian languages that weren't meant to be spoken using a Latin script, that's why it looks retarded. The worst case of this is Hungarian though.

Salsa por favor

*weren't meant to be written

Well, the joke isn't very funny. And it's also "wrong".

>We're on top..

You sure you can finally handle being top?

vittu toi on muten runa rua ruma sammakko :D

German is easy for Japanese.
the order of the word is a little bit similar.

>nächste Woche/ im Nationaltheater/ die Räuber / von Friedrich Schiller/ zu sehen
In Japanese,
>来週(next week) / (国立劇場で) in National Theatre/ フリードリヒ・シラーの(of Friedrich Schiller) / 群盗を (the Robbers) / 見るということ (to see).

Nippons gonna nip

In Germany, I tryed to speak German language.
But they speak English to us foreigners.

Show 'em Neighbour

I really hate these pictures. Languages are different, what a bloody surprise!

Ich wollte ficke deine Frau oder Freundin und deine Mutter
Crits accepted

no

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