/brit/

That one French lad who said he was going to join a terrorist group and kill important people Edition

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cara

party's done everybody go home

state your name cuz

/brit/? more like /shit/

why do you do this every thread?
What do you get out of it?

my man kevin is an absolute ledge mates ahaha

my wallet rn

really need to stop going for drunken strolls in the dead of night

it's a bit weird

seventh for tolerance and open borders

relatively drunk but not fucked enough to use it as an excuse, they knew what they were doing

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sbe

>alri lad i heard you hate anglos, is this true?

>500 Eurobux note
why was this even considered
vote leave

You are all pawns in my game of chess... hehehe... *moves piece* checkmate ;)

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i've seen it once at the very start of the euro nobody even accepts anything above 50's anymore

*rawrs*
Xd looks like yo got me nyaa~

*flips board* checkmate that cunt

they're both in the wrong but I'd be more mad at the ''''friend''' desu

he misses more than half the threads

look at this dog

shit edition shit thread

women are such shit creatures

look at that face

i know she's trying to be silly or funny or whatever but that's just not something i want to have to deal with. fuck off.

Shut the fuck up you little runt.

one day I'm going to take a photograph of my own full english because it seems there are literally no photos of a complete, perfectly crafted full english on the internet and it makes me jolly mad

you sunk my battleship

>get an aeropress
>get some decent coffee beans and a grinder
>make it just how all these hipsters on YouTube say
>taste is very underwhelming

I honestly don't see the big fucking deal

fuck off

>raw bacon
>thin sausages
>whatever the fuck that is next to the black pudding
>no hash browns
>no toast or fried bread
potato famine

you don't get to say a thing when there isn't a biography on you pawn

> falling for idiotic yank memes
ugh, pawn.

>the hong kong melt talking to himself last thread

you cannot get any pressure with an aeropress, it's a very expensive french press

Do you have autism lol

There doesn't seem to be a photo on the internet of a proper bean to toast ratio either.
Look at this shit. It's absolutely fucking disgusting.

It's the trap of "well it took lots of effort to make, therefore it must be nice".

>hash browns
fuck off yank
Genuinely no place for you in our society

R-rude

Marx BTFO

>20 quid
>very expensive
povvo cunt

potato famine

>fuck off yank
>Genuinely no place for you in our society

Does /brit/ like Future Funk?

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WHEN I WAS YOUNG
I HAD NO SENSE
I BOUGHT A FLUTE
FOR FIFTY 0PENCE

*hands you a joker card*

UNO!

Want it to be winter again lads

Fucking hate bright sunny days

I really do wonder at the state of some of the lads on here.

That's a good ratio, it just needs some cheese sprinkled on top.

potato famine

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WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS BEEN TALKING SWEET ABOUT CHIEF KEEF?!

WHEN I FOUND OUT I'M BEATING THEY FUCKING ARSE!!

yeah definitely am but at least the dickhead has apologised profusely and seems really regretful about it

i know the lad he's definitely really torn up about this, not that that makes it any better because he's still a cunt

posting in my edition xxx

if you think I'm going to click on that you can... think again, heh

enjoy ur buyers remorse 8)

potato famine

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how can people get this fat

potato famine

famine potatos

Actually laughing. Not just breathing out of my nose, pure, visible, honest laughter. Good post.

YOU KNOW THAT NIGGA ROLL WITH LIL REESE AND THEM

not the worst ratio I've ever seen, little bit of spillage

issue is that you have some beans left over at the end if you're trying to 'colour within the lines' as it were

now don't get me wrong, I like eating beans as much as the next bloke but many people don't

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Don't regret it at all, it makes strong, tasty coffee really quickly and it's cheap. Literally the GOAT coffee maker.

Was he right?

Why are Chinks so uncivilized?

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You're in a fucking museum, what makes you think it's ok to man handle the exhibits??

*puts 5p into your PayPal*

yes

Are Americans even human?

Lads, going to buy the gf a Love ring from Cartier, but she has midget hands (she's a proper dwarf) theres a wedding band version which is thinner and would suit her hand better but would it be weird because it isn't our wedding? I doubt anyone would even realise I'm just being autistic

that's some perfectly serviceable beans on toast

without the spillage it would be fine, maybe put a few more beans at the edges

Hey chinky, why are tourists from your country such cunts??

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your gf is an actual dwarf?

sorry about the mainlanders dad

HK =/= Mainland China

>June 2016
>Not owning an Aeropress

think I might go back to bed

>tfw you dont have friends who love drum & bass

life is suffering when you are not a brit lad desu

>she's a proper dwarf

it's the mainlanders, not us

haha no m8 but she is 5'3 so pretty much there

If you're white, you don't know what it's like to be poor.

>£20 cafetière.

>he's at it again

hello

Where can I buy an Aeropress©? Surely they are too expensive for an average John like me.

dnb isn't popular here any more either

its all techno and house these days

What do you mean?

just to clarify she isn't a real life dwarfism woman but she is about 5'3 so she's just a small person

chink tourists are the worst

is this a toy for yanks who don't know what a moka pot or a french press is and think they've invented something new?

literally don't understand it at all
stop posting about it

potato famine

cute

her body has literally run out of places to store it's fat and now there's a deposit of fat in her forehead

jesus fuck

whats the fucking point when you can just buy a normal coffe maker and use the same beans
coffee wankers baka

>slant eyed fucks in museums
please no they never fucking shut up with their godawful CHING CHONG BING BONG and they keep trying to poke everything
I just want to look at history you fucking chinks
stop making noise in this ancient place filled with things of actual worth

it seems I have been overcome with a most perishing thirst

I would love a cup of freshly brewed coffee but unfortunately I am all out of instant!

what's a man to do to get some coffee around here

because it takes 2 minutes and makes 10/10 coffee.

literally

my mate does it every morning and hes a proper coffee wanker. says its one of the best things hes ever bought.

mainlanders are from china
hong kongers are from hong kong
two different kinds of people
trust me most of the chinese tourists you see overseas touching shit are from the mainland