Post meme tech phrases
>code barista
Post meme tech phrases
>code barista
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>sysadmin samurai
>freedom fighter
>ninja, samurai, rockstar, guru preceded by any language
>coder cock
>javascript programmer
>socially responsible code
>dumb frogposter
>social media scientist
you laugh at this but the pajeets running the numbers on social networks are the ones who are really controlling the population
Social media is bs
>deobfuscated perl commando
bash bombardier
>technical evangelist
they cant even controll their sphincters
>CoC
>assembly alchemist
artificial intelligence
>scrum master
>THE cloud
>ethical hacker
>agile development
>look at our java ninja working hard!
>coffee is programmer fuel amirite? xD
>now me and the other higher ups are gonna leave early today but you just keep doing what you're doing coding master!
>Artisan coding
underrated
HOW THE FUCK HAS NO ONE SAID CYBER YET?
Cyber
Cyberops
Cyberweapon
Cybereffect
Cybernetwork
Cyberstrike
Cybermissile
Cyberwarfare
Cyberoffense
Cyberdefense
Cyberwarrior
Cyberninja
Cyberforce
Cyberreserve
Cybertroops
Cyberpolice :^)
Cybercrime
Cyberexperts
Cyberjihad
Cyberterrorist
Cyberterrorism
Cyberharassment
Cyberstalking
Cybersurveillance
Cybernuke
Cyber Pearl Harbor
Cybersecurity
Cyberpathogen
There is no more overused meme word than cyber. It is a worthless word almost exclusively used by normies to virtue signal how little they know about the Internet.
Your pretty good with the cyber, eh?
>ancient software engineer
>watts RMS
G-joe java
>cloud driven
>smart objects
>big data
>data science
>agile
>lean
Code rider
>gopher juggler
Code is the new cyber. We will have to see which one is worse.
Hardly. I've seen Cybercode used once before and it wasn't referring to barcodes.
>low carbon footprint
>technology evangelist
>disruptive innovation
>Full stack developer
aka bitch slaveboy
>software engineers from ancient times
What should I call cybersecurity then? INFOSEC?
IoT
>social media specialist
YES.
Like the people who pioneered the field call it! Like everyone who isn't a Fed calls it!
Show competence! Show savvy! Show you know what the fuck you're talking about!
Avoid attaching "cyber" to words whose innate definition works just fine!
It's either one or the other.
web hacker
>ball fondler
code artizan
Putting cyber in front of words makes it rad tho
>rich media
Yes - over 30 years ago in the 80's.
They really outdid themselves with that one
>relevant advertising
>command line-fu
This is a big reason why I stopped taking coding seriously.
Code as a verb
>sucker donger
>unironically using the term "coding"
not much of a loss desu
enjoy your 5000 watts PMPO, i guess?
Dingo dongo fucko fongo
bone serpentry
lets not forget 'dojo'
>CIA nigger
>framework
>big data
>industry standard
>virtue signal
Ironic
> IoT platform
Some are openly proud of how little they know about the Internet.
People who absolutely can't use the word "use" and related synonyms
Instead everything is "consumed"
>tech evangelist
Another great one. The black jew who got several people fired for a private dongle joke was one and I looked into it. It means just posting on twitter.
>rotational velocidensity
anonymous hacker
Growth hacker
Stealth mode
>code porn
>free as in freedom
>>code porn
>>code barista
>>socially responsible code
Never heard of any of these
>>coffee is programmer fuel amirite? xD
Unfortunately this is not a meme, but it applies pretty much to any office job.
As a javascript programmer: this.
Cyberinfosec :^)
Rust
Ruby
Python
Java
Javascript
Perl
coder
bootcamp
gooie
people who say this when they mean gui need to be gassed
Bump from page... 11?
>code artisan
I actually found this in the wild
Pic related from this guys link
>socially responsible code
What does that even mean?
sys(ssy) admin ( female (male) )
"Internet of things" makes me Mad as fuck REEEEE
>gadget
full stack developers are known to own and use dragon dildos (for taking full stack of penises)
What should it be called?
>ITT: koders/role programmemers
traps make the best/real programmers desu
>code barista
What the fuck is code barista ? you get your codes shaken and stirred from the bar ?
this
Programme painting
maybe the one who makes coffee for programmers
chekced
...
Damn I've seen it too. Was hoping no one else woulda used such a pretentious term.
>code of conduct
>gender identity
Fyi search for "Rust code of conduct" and you will see for yourself how those meme phrases are relevant.
Leave pearl alone faggot
Dumb mobileposter.
any cute programmers in this thread?
> bash ninja