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Name something GNU/Linux users never do.

They never shill (((Micros**t))) products

Get work done

Have an operating system as simple and safe as OpenBSD.

Shower

Suck cock.

They never install "registry cleaners".

Being productive

get laid

Use Photoshop

YOU CAINT SAY DAT ON TEEBEE

Happily bend over for Microshit

Accept the fact Linux is garbage and move on with their life

>get cryptovirus
>download and crack every single program you use
>^ by that you willingly join the botnet
>have to install drivers
>have a BSOD
>read messages like pic related
>HAVE TO FUCKING READ MS COMMUNITY SITE FOR HELP

Violate your freedoms.

Act civil.

Reboot

Niggers

Masturbate with real humans

>Go to work
>Sit on my windows workstation
>Get the job done, boss is happy
>Go home and enjoy my life.
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>Use Linux
>"Ok, I need you to do this for me"
>"Ok, ah crap!! Kernel panic, hold on a second....I will try to fix the problem with my OS first, then I will do the job you gave me later"
>Get fired for being a useless piece of shit hipster.

"B-BUT MUH FREEDOM"

>he doesn't realize Linux is more reliable than Windows or Mac

>He doesn't just use whatever it works to get the job done and to make some paper and move on with his life without dealing with any unnecessary complicated craps in the end of the day.

Work smart, not hard you retarded faggot

Install gentoo

> >HAVE TO FUCKING READ MS COMMUNITY SITE FOR HELP
Yeah, you have to read serverfault for help.

Have sex with women

Get off the Microsoft train by not having Windows in a VM or another partition.

I shilled Visual Studio
Wrong there
You are right about that. Fuck BSD.
I showered last night.
I sucked my own cock once.
I don't need to.
I got laid last Friday.
I use it sometimes but there is nothing I would do in Photoshop that I can't do easier in GIMP.
>except circles
Fair enough
+1
Don't be racist.

Buy software

>work smart, not hard
>use windows

Defragment their hard drive for lack of need, knowledge (ext4) or possibility (ext2/3, btrfs).

Big black cock, Steve.

Accept people use the products they want

infect their OS with malware
call an Indian for tech support
use a shady, cracking tool to activate their OS

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2 books translated in the last 14 months alone, ~1000 pages in total. With school and all.

Debian. Fuck you, nigger.

So you managed to do the work of 50 days in over a year? Yeah, totally productive dude.

someone needs to promise me they will shoot me if I ever become as degenerate as this guy

It took you over a year to translate 1000 pages? You think that's good, nigger?

>is actually using Windows

Says it all

WDDM2 is gud
t. linux user
retrowave glitch
That's pretty close
:^)