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Vote UKIP edition

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>PC rappers

hi how are you

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maisie

nb u

desperate to lose my virginity

depressed haha x

Yes!
Takes before and after pics though and timestamp

odds wank

evens bed

dubs stay up

why x

is this the best they can do?

good advice my yank friend

i advise you not to listen to the outcome of this post

No pics but you get a vocaroo..

australians can post in /cum/ and no one hate him....but if i post here, australians want me out
WTF?

kl

EXTREMELY good post.

It almost certainly is damaging my health.
But it's almost the only time I feel happy, or confident, or fulfilled.
I'm very lonely.
I am doing worse professionally that people I know to be morons.
I think about suicide most weeks.
Alcohol is the only thing that makes me like what I see in the mirror.
.

Long story pham, but thanks for asking. x

>slurps water
Sooooo wasted bruvs!

why would we ever want you here mexico?

If Paul Walker was a pole vaulter he would be Paul Vaulter

never talk to me or my son ever again

haah my english is bad LOL

are you not that ginger who posted?

I vaguely recognise you from your cat/dog posts

going to bed now
goodnight

the soviet union was a shit hole but fuck me did they know how to ignite the flames of militaristic adoration

nn xo

night la

because Sup Forums is for discuss culture....and i am pretty interested in british culture :)))

moving to japan lads

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Choo choo. Well hardcore. Downed in about 5. get on my level son.

not moving to japan lads

kek

Nothing personal, just taking the piss

Hola amigo mi est une flava flave

No, my hair is light brown. My eyes grey-blue.
I'm very overqualified for my job.
I drink too much, and I take prozac.

>the soviet union was a shit hole
delete this

what does the shithole of mexico have to offer to world culture?

What, the ginger cunt who was posting pics earlier? Nah, that was me not him.

literally love vocarooing myself

sometimes ill just listen to myself and not even upload it

Thanks siri

narco corridos

text her back lids

it's 4am and my texting was pretty retarded oh well

Donald Trump could awaken ancient demons from Tutsi folklore, experts say

alri

cocks are better looking than vaginas

FACT

Kek
Was that a pint?

Cardio and bulking wooo

my mate wants me to start calling the barista qt 'flat white fanny' or 'latte lass'. told him right there and then that if he speaks ill of her again i'll dislocate his spine from his flesh

It was a triple or quad vodka coke. Can't remember which. Already quite drunk when I poured it.

youtube.com/watch?v=4X3hDrlc5I4

choon

>1 minute 12 seconds

://

Why I not want Withnail to go with him to the train station?

>the wombats
>choon

no sweetie

So did you use that sweet line you melon

qt x

what sweet line? *racks a line of ket in the bathroom* FUCK FUCK FUCK

>my life is like mc escher
what a goofball.

>*racks a line of ket in the bathroom*
*has a revolution*

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LIKE TO DRINK WE ME, BECAUSE ME ARE OUR MATE, AND WHEN WE DRINK WITH ME, HE GETS IT DOWN IN 72 SECONDS....... 72! 71!

P.s holy shit im hammered.

Supposed to be a quad
Was it in a pint glass though?

I picture a quadruple vodka and coke in a tumbler
So basically vodka and a splash of coke

Good job anyway

umm

yes hun x

Did you use m'lady instead?

What's even the point of weekends when you don't have friends or a gf?

Any films that feel like this gif?

it's okay lad, you drink at your own pace x

i am glad you are fucked

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Very good song, I agree with you m80

I can confirm it was a pint glass, but only 3/4 full.

(ever the optritian.)

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Some guy yesterday was talking about using the line "Well, when do you get off?" on a cafe cashier after she'd ask him what he'd like.

right laugh that lad

>hun
umm i find this really offensive please don't

metro.co.uk/2016/05/31/theres-a-campaign-to-ban-the-word-hun-5915844/

had u heard it before lad?

thought the wombats were just a uk meme for that short period they were popular

wasn't me mate

wouldnt be able to do that anywhere because everyone and their mum knows what my regular order is x

youtube.com/watch?v=0y8dgDDRK8k

na

kek

tripe

>vocaroo.com/i/s1CRCn5OBz0Q

YES BRUV

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voting remain in the hopes of the eu automatically blocking any website that mentions the word "hun" desu

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nice try darls x

Yee

I'm that hipster kid who knows of the bands before they were cool/still underground

Also that later 2000's indie scene was MY scene

youtube.com/watch?v=GtPDrICRxVs

It's my own vocaroo and I'm crying laughing at the last 4 seconds.

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i know your baiting but this makes me so fucking MAD

Going to invest in a wank for the next 2 hours

>listen to music

toppppppppppppp plebbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

>vocaroo.com/i/s16OlsdT8zT4

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Literally not lad

>Wombats, Editors, Doves, We are Scientists, Cut Copy, etc

That was my scene back in the day

You're embarrassing.

you both sound like pirates haha

enjoying the vocaroo convo
keep going pls

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Drink another triple V&C

look at this fucking dog

sporting an erection

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>ask white person about where their family is from
>"oh ireland/germany/france/england" whatever

>ask brown person where their family is from
>"OMG CANADA, WE'RE JUST AS CANADIAN AS YOU HUGE RACISTS"

why are they so uptight?

muh heritage

keep this vocaroo conversation going its amazing