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/brit/ more like /shit/ lmoa

lol

first for me

*obliterates all desert yanks with my third eye*

NEVER talk to me when I'm being spiritual

everyone post your pic

pic related. it's me

fuck everyone in this thread

give succ
or get smacc

Another word out of you sport and you'll be sleeping with the fishes
Kapeesh?

third eye posting is unironically my favorite gimmick.
(You)

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doable

dibs on first

>tfw your cp collection is of white kids only and you really feel like wanking to brown kids

just did a very big stinky fart

>tfw 4 hours sleep
ughhhhhh

youtube.com/watch?v=JD44ouab5pc

silly lad

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anything worth watching on youtube lads?

bout all i can do on this 11 year old piece of shit laptop

having a stroll

Odds - Bremain

Evens - Brexit

you need to sort yourself out before you start your job mate

otherwise you'll be a right mess

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going to play sakura clicker

don't know why

very
can probably get like 1 more hour in before i go out desu
gonna try

ye i know, i will do hopefully

What's the best phone out on the market currently?

I've only been able to put away so much a month into my savings due to shit part time job. But now that I've been accepted a new job next month, I am free to just splurge out my most recent pay

that feel when your child pornography collection is of white kids only and you really feel like wanking to brown kids

*puts nutella on croissants*

ah yes, very impressive

Whenever some student strings together a few coherent words in the presence of a politician YouTube videos claim that the politician was 'destroyed'

from what I've heard, the s7 is the best. basically just avoid iPhones and youre sweet

Oh wow I loved this game as a kid.

How are the newer ones?

Nexus 6P

RIP x

had some mashed 'nana on my 'sants this morn

>basically just avoid iPhones
If the jailbreak community didn't completely fall apart there'd be no reason not to get na iphone
9.3 never ;-;
Glad Apples slowing down to 3 year cycles though.

>has made a facebook status about muhammed ali
>hasn't replied to my drunk text from last night
reeeeeeee

is swede spam poster a cuckold or is he cuckolding us?

>>has made a facebook status about muhammed ali

not worth talking to x

I've been arrested for "stalking" twice and am sick of the overly negative portrayal of "stalkers" in the media

the most recent time I was offended was 10 minutes into watching Deadpool where the titular character chastises and humiliates a stalker for a Stacy FOR FREE

These bitches don't even tell you to stop doing whatever it is you're apparently doing that creeps them out before going to the police
Are we supposed to be telepathic?

It's a fucking joke, we're treated as rapists (regardless of how non-violent the "crime" is) before we're even tried or anyone has taken the time to speak to us, 100% of the time it's all from the females perspective too

>this guy I see gives me creep/this guy who posts about me gives me the creeps
>kick his ass/arrest him
And that's it
There's no fucking discussion or debate on whether it was reasonable for them to be distresses LEGALLY, it's all about how you made them feel

Anyway, rec me some stalker films, preferably something from the males perspective

yeah but she wants my willy so i shall continue
if/when she replies tho

nice, throw some cha on that and it'll be pukka

desu I don't know a single person with a jailbreak iphone. I just know a lot of people who have them.

they're only getting worse too. the new model exterior is entirely glass - the same shit glass that shatters upon the smallest impact hahahaha

>lives in X, United Kingdom

ahh yes, no thank you.

so why do you stalk young girls

Not good unfortunately.
Firefly fucked Crusader 2, I rarely play anything but HD though, as I love the campaign immensely.

Jailbreaking scares normies even though you literally can't fuck anything up beyond a restore, but then all you have to do is load a backup.

Lots of moral poofs now though that refuse to release exploits because muh appstore piracy, so 9.2+ is non-existent right now.

where do they breed the security bears on the jeremy kyle show? I could do with one

hunt the runt

Just google "tribe children"

found the runt

i-is this the anime thread?

24/7 365

No this is the kpop thread,

Lads, walk me through the steps here in this basic life lesson. How do I get a part-time job?

lol

Poi is fucking GOAT

do NOT imply otherwise

Honestly why don't y'all just move to America. It's literally better than the UK in every way.

I could fucking deck every cunt ITT

>no recoil
>firing the gun right next to her ear
what shitty movie is this

> water pipe has burst so I can't flush my poopoo until they fix it

roooooooooo

Food for thought: You are clearly doing something wrong if you are getting arrested.

Millions of people have perfectly healthy relationships, and I think 99% of the world population has managed to go without being arrested for stalking.

Clearly the issue is with you; not the girls or society.

>60333955
good post
we're full though.

Because I enjoy not paying $5000 for medical bills after being shot by Jamal

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When are they going to make a "Driving to the convenience store in a Californian town" simulator

designated

would completely sober

GTA V FPS mode exists la

>easy access

You're turning m on user

>all the elites who come from rich families are completely incompetent people who fuck up on a regular basis but still get £1,000,000 promotions

Ah yes, capitalism at it's finest, rewarding talent without regard to background as usual

P O W E R P O S I T I O N

George did this at the party conference as well, they've got some psychologists working for them who come up with all this shit I guarantee it, it's actually quite freaky.

damn, DVD drives are cheap as chips

*drives car full speed into an English family of 6*

ahh yes

which type of chips?

hot chips, or like bags of chips?

>Switzerland will become the first country in the world to hold a nationwide referendum on the introduction of a basic income on Sunday.

>The proposal, if passed, would give every adult legally resident in Switzerland an unconditional income of 2,500 Swiss francs (£1,755; $2,554) a month, whether they work or not.

They'll pass this, and the very next day all the "refugees" will shoot towards Switzerland like a magnet.

Pro tip if you are in America and you even see a Jamal you are probably living in the poor people part of town.

It's already well known what they're doing.

If you stand with your legs spread to about shoulder level it subconsciously promotes confidence and control.

Look at still shots from A Clockwork Orange, they're often stood with canes with their legs open, to convey power.


t. work in PR

wood chips

And I'll be going too, that's basically my monthly income after tax. Giving me that for free? Deal

really enjoyed this

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*stands with legs spread out*

ahh yes

The recent resurgence in retro music, fashion and ways of thinking is the most interesting thing to happen to society in a while.

New genres like Synthwave, Outrun, Vapourwave, and mainstream music integrating more 80s/90s beats is the best thing to happen to music in years.

Discuss.

>New genres like Synthwave, Outrun, Vapourwave

nigga those are old af and the only people listening to it now are redditors and teenagers

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extreme_ironing
>this is a product for my (my) city

I know loads of little tricks because my company paid for me to be media trained.

It's like when Ed had that interview where he just repeated the same thing over and over.

This is actually a common method because on live TV you can say what you want because they can't cut it down, when you're doing something prerecorded for the evening news they will only give you a short clip, hence him repeating the core message.

If you fuck up on a prerecord you just shout obscenities so they can't use the clip and have to re-record.

>get in to your car
>See this

wat do

good thing all the swiss have guns and military training

i once had an extreme ironing calendar

We can't all be on the bleeding edge Sup Forums

don't understand why normies like clubs


Ahh yes please explode my eardrums in an extremely hot building filled with sweaty people and vastly expensive alcohol, brilliant, what a wonderful way to spend an evening

*waddles over to you with a 1m gap between each leg*

howdy there childrens

>New genres like Synthwave, Outrun, Vapourwave, and mainstream music integrating more 80s/90s beats is the best thing to happen to music in years.

you have shit taste and are most likely 18

To be honest only manchildren go to clubs after second year of uni.

I can't stand the thought of queueing to be treated like a piece of shit by some bouncer with two GCSEs.

Why queue for the privilege to pay to enter to then buy dirnks and give them money?

Vote leave

>he doesn't enjoy pleasure of the flesh

robots pls

>1980
>Everyone is obsessed with the future
>Everything is trying to look as futuristic as possible.

>2016
>Everyone is obsessed with the passed
>Everything trying to look as retro as possible

Really makes you think.

t. grime listener

>If you fuck up on a prerecord you just shout obscenities so they can't use the clip and have to re-record.

I would love this

What does this even mean