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/brit/ more like /shit/ lmoa
lol
first for me
*obliterates all desert yanks with my third eye*
NEVER talk to me when I'm being spiritual
everyone post your pic
pic related. it's me
fuck everyone in this thread
give succ
or get smacc
Another word out of you sport and you'll be sleeping with the fishes
Kapeesh?
third eye posting is unironically my favorite gimmick.
(You)
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doable
dibs on first
>tfw your cp collection is of white kids only and you really feel like wanking to brown kids
just did a very big stinky fart
>tfw 4 hours sleep
ughhhhhh
silly lad
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anything worth watching on youtube lads?
bout all i can do on this 11 year old piece of shit laptop
having a stroll
Odds - Bremain
Evens - Brexit
you need to sort yourself out before you start your job mate
otherwise you'll be a right mess
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going to play sakura clicker
don't know why
very
can probably get like 1 more hour in before i go out desu
gonna try
ye i know, i will do hopefully
What's the best phone out on the market currently?
I've only been able to put away so much a month into my savings due to shit part time job. But now that I've been accepted a new job next month, I am free to just splurge out my most recent pay
that feel when your child pornography collection is of white kids only and you really feel like wanking to brown kids
*puts nutella on croissants*
ah yes, very impressive
Whenever some student strings together a few coherent words in the presence of a politician YouTube videos claim that the politician was 'destroyed'
from what I've heard, the s7 is the best. basically just avoid iPhones and youre sweet
Oh wow I loved this game as a kid.
How are the newer ones?
Nexus 6P
RIP x
had some mashed 'nana on my 'sants this morn
>basically just avoid iPhones
If the jailbreak community didn't completely fall apart there'd be no reason not to get na iphone
9.3 never ;-;
Glad Apples slowing down to 3 year cycles though.
>has made a facebook status about muhammed ali
>hasn't replied to my drunk text from last night
reeeeeeee
is swede spam poster a cuckold or is he cuckolding us?
>>has made a facebook status about muhammed ali
not worth talking to x
I've been arrested for "stalking" twice and am sick of the overly negative portrayal of "stalkers" in the media
the most recent time I was offended was 10 minutes into watching Deadpool where the titular character chastises and humiliates a stalker for a Stacy FOR FREE
These bitches don't even tell you to stop doing whatever it is you're apparently doing that creeps them out before going to the police
Are we supposed to be telepathic?
It's a fucking joke, we're treated as rapists (regardless of how non-violent the "crime" is) before we're even tried or anyone has taken the time to speak to us, 100% of the time it's all from the females perspective too
>this guy I see gives me creep/this guy who posts about me gives me the creeps
>kick his ass/arrest him
And that's it
There's no fucking discussion or debate on whether it was reasonable for them to be distresses LEGALLY, it's all about how you made them feel
Anyway, rec me some stalker films, preferably something from the males perspective
yeah but she wants my willy so i shall continue
if/when she replies tho
nice, throw some cha on that and it'll be pukka
desu I don't know a single person with a jailbreak iphone. I just know a lot of people who have them.
they're only getting worse too. the new model exterior is entirely glass - the same shit glass that shatters upon the smallest impact hahahaha
>lives in X, United Kingdom
ahh yes, no thank you.
so why do you stalk young girls
Not good unfortunately.
Firefly fucked Crusader 2, I rarely play anything but HD though, as I love the campaign immensely.
Jailbreaking scares normies even though you literally can't fuck anything up beyond a restore, but then all you have to do is load a backup.
Lots of moral poofs now though that refuse to release exploits because muh appstore piracy, so 9.2+ is non-existent right now.
where do they breed the security bears on the jeremy kyle show? I could do with one
hunt the runt
Just google "tribe children"
found the runt
i-is this the anime thread?
24/7 365
No this is the kpop thread,
Lads, walk me through the steps here in this basic life lesson. How do I get a part-time job?
lol
Poi is fucking GOAT
do NOT imply otherwise
Honestly why don't y'all just move to America. It's literally better than the UK in every way.
I could fucking deck every cunt ITT
>no recoil
>firing the gun right next to her ear
what shitty movie is this
> water pipe has burst so I can't flush my poopoo until they fix it
roooooooooo
Food for thought: You are clearly doing something wrong if you are getting arrested.
Millions of people have perfectly healthy relationships, and I think 99% of the world population has managed to go without being arrested for stalking.
Clearly the issue is with you; not the girls or society.
>60333955
good post
we're full though.
Because I enjoy not paying $5000 for medical bills after being shot by Jamal
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When are they going to make a "Driving to the convenience store in a Californian town" simulator
designated
would completely sober
GTA V FPS mode exists la
>easy access
You're turning m on user
>all the elites who come from rich families are completely incompetent people who fuck up on a regular basis but still get £1,000,000 promotions
Ah yes, capitalism at it's finest, rewarding talent without regard to background as usual
P O W E R P O S I T I O N
George did this at the party conference as well, they've got some psychologists working for them who come up with all this shit I guarantee it, it's actually quite freaky.
damn, DVD drives are cheap as chips
*drives car full speed into an English family of 6*
ahh yes
which type of chips?
hot chips, or like bags of chips?
>Switzerland will become the first country in the world to hold a nationwide referendum on the introduction of a basic income on Sunday.
>The proposal, if passed, would give every adult legally resident in Switzerland an unconditional income of 2,500 Swiss francs (£1,755; $2,554) a month, whether they work or not.
They'll pass this, and the very next day all the "refugees" will shoot towards Switzerland like a magnet.
Pro tip if you are in America and you even see a Jamal you are probably living in the poor people part of town.
It's already well known what they're doing.
If you stand with your legs spread to about shoulder level it subconsciously promotes confidence and control.
Look at still shots from A Clockwork Orange, they're often stood with canes with their legs open, to convey power.
t. work in PR
wood chips
And I'll be going too, that's basically my monthly income after tax. Giving me that for free? Deal
really enjoyed this
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*stands with legs spread out*
ahh yes
The recent resurgence in retro music, fashion and ways of thinking is the most interesting thing to happen to society in a while.
New genres like Synthwave, Outrun, Vapourwave, and mainstream music integrating more 80s/90s beats is the best thing to happen to music in years.
Discuss.
>New genres like Synthwave, Outrun, Vapourwave
nigga those are old af and the only people listening to it now are redditors and teenagers
>en.wikipedia.org
>this is a product for my (my) city
I know loads of little tricks because my company paid for me to be media trained.
It's like when Ed had that interview where he just repeated the same thing over and over.
This is actually a common method because on live TV you can say what you want because they can't cut it down, when you're doing something prerecorded for the evening news they will only give you a short clip, hence him repeating the core message.
If you fuck up on a prerecord you just shout obscenities so they can't use the clip and have to re-record.
>get in to your car
>See this
wat do
good thing all the swiss have guns and military training
i once had an extreme ironing calendar
We can't all be on the bleeding edge Sup Forums
don't understand why normies like clubs
Ahh yes please explode my eardrums in an extremely hot building filled with sweaty people and vastly expensive alcohol, brilliant, what a wonderful way to spend an evening
*waddles over to you with a 1m gap between each leg*
howdy there childrens
>New genres like Synthwave, Outrun, Vapourwave, and mainstream music integrating more 80s/90s beats is the best thing to happen to music in years.
you have shit taste and are most likely 18
To be honest only manchildren go to clubs after second year of uni.
I can't stand the thought of queueing to be treated like a piece of shit by some bouncer with two GCSEs.
Why queue for the privilege to pay to enter to then buy dirnks and give them money?
Vote leave
>he doesn't enjoy pleasure of the flesh
robots pls
>1980
>Everyone is obsessed with the future
>Everything is trying to look as futuristic as possible.
>2016
>Everyone is obsessed with the passed
>Everything trying to look as retro as possible
Really makes you think.
t. grime listener
>If you fuck up on a prerecord you just shout obscenities so they can't use the clip and have to re-record.
I would love this
What does this even mean