Had this malware on my PC for days now

>had this malware on my PC for days now
>Malwarebytes and Hitmanpro couldn't remove it
>download a decent looking antivirus
>it doesn't say it's a trial or anything
>run scans
>it detected all the exact problems, that Malwarebytes even couldn't
>fuck yeah, finally
>click on "fix now"
>"Purchase this software to remove the malware!"

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Reinstall windows you fucking idiot

You can't get rid of infections nowadays. Anti-viruses and malware scans are to prevent infection.

Install Gentoo

from what install media

> scans
> are to prevent infection
Yeah, they do X-ray to prevent broken bones.

Pre-emptive medical screenings exist. Sorry you can't afford them in your privatized health industry. burgercuck.

>windows

microsoft.com/en-us/software-download/windows10

download this as an .iso

rufus.akeo.ie/?locale=en_US
use rufus to create a bootable USB drive.

install from that drive

install GNU/Linux

fuck off, his post was spot on

most of xrays are just cover ups for the doctors cowardice and lack of knowledge.

t.rad tech

>W10
he wants to get rid of malware not install more

My mom's a CT tech, it's standard procedure at her hospital to do a CT head scan on anyone who comes into the ER complaining about a headache just to cover the doctor's/hospital's ass on the off chance that the person actually has an issue. It's pretty ridiculous.

TFW people still bother with anti virus and don't reformat every few months

easy $3000 payday for every schmuck

exactly , it is fucking disgusting and disgraceful, doctors now days dont even bother properly examining and assessing the patient situation. some of the them dont even have the adequate knowledge to do that. Lets just send everybody to a CT scan and bombard them and techs with radiation cos hey out of 100 people 1 will probably have something.

Except when you're in Texas and half the people going to the ER are illegal immigrants with no insurance and are impossible to get any money out of.

Are the semites to be blamed?

Lawyers and medical malpractice lawsuits are

How do you guys get your malwares?
I visit many shitty porn sites and, scanning with the default Win10 antivirus, I'vee got nothing so far

weirdly enough im Israeli ,and this trend is quite strong here.

and this happens because of numerous lawsuits against doctors (some wrongful and some justified).

the trend started in the states, and considering the amount of jew lawyers there id say yes its the fucking jews fault.

Or maybe it happens because it is profitable. Think about it for a second

youtube.com/watch?v=4cr_m-jp5Po

Combofix, big guy.

i just said that

Most malware on Windows is fileless now. It gains privileges and executes in RAM by "hollowing" system DLL activity. Everything else is browser based, social engineering, or one of the 2600+ 0days in the wild right now, with over half of those in active arsenals of nation-states.

Underrated

Just do what my mum does. Buy a laptop. Let it go to shit throw it in the bin after its been in the oven and buy a new one.

15 years and no problems

>not running 6 vms deep and just restoring from snapshot

but what about all your files?
do you back them up or delete everything?
if you back them up, what if you are backing up the virus too?

>I use windows because Im a busy business person who doesnt have time to waste configuring looonix

Security hardened GNU/Linux distros don't have this problem.

Reinstall windows, antivirus, all your basic software and updates then backup the entire thing to an image, so that the next time this happens (and you run windows, so it will), you can just restore the image. Or you could just run a LinDistro and not get viruses in the first place.

they prevent the spread of infection

>download anti-virus crack
>problem solved

-keep your data in a linux/bsd home file server thing of some sort
-each week connect a hdd and rsync the data on the server to it
-remove the hdd and store it separate from the computer
-connect to the server from other machines as necessary
-be safe in the knowledge that your "human facing computer" is disposable
-get infected
-nuke
-???
-profit
-house burning down / server boom oh no
-grab backup hdd and run
-max data loss is 1 week
-???
-profit

now now, my implementation of this is extremely autistic and not "easy" and "slick" at all but the concept is strong imho(in my hot opinion) desu. any better ideas?

>User downloads crack
>Crack installs malware whilst simultaneously whitelisting itself in the antivirus's definitions list
>Windows defender completely ignores it because user manually installed it.
>User never even realizes that there's new malware on his machine, more destructive than what was there before.

Can't you just manually remove the virus?

Does Avenger still work on Windows 10? I haven't catched anything in a while.

i got some gay ass adware from a fake game trainer (yeah i know) and it took me a whole day to get it to fuck off. I ran every free antivirus I could get my greasy hands on and then had to manually delete all chrome data and a shit ton of files from various folders including my temp files and appdata folder, and finally it went away..

Am i still infected? Is it worth bothering about? I reinstall windows every 6 months anyway

Avira makes a linux boot disk that scans and removes windows viruses, even ones that whitelist themselves. It's free. Burn the .iso, boot the disk, scan the drives.

You're welcome.

In this case, the scans are just to tell you that you have to reinstall windows.

You should've backed-up through a rescue disc or a distribution and nuked and re-installed

That's why you should always have a few live disc distribution images and of rescue discs usb drives laying around for such a dire emergency

I love live disks.
>Windows can't boot because *.dll is missing
>Boot linux instead, d/l .dll to win's sys32 folder
>Boot Windows.
OR
>Just stop using Windows

>create a bootable Linux USB
>boot from a USB
>delete the file the trial version found
>it turns out the scanner was actually malware itself and you just deleted system32
try it

ren C:\Windows\System32 *.* *.bak

What do you even do to get Malware these days? Just have noscript, ublock and common sense, bro.

Usually it's because people think they can get free copies of commercial things on Windows instead of doing the smart thing and just using naturally free software on Linux.

how is that goat raping going?

>How do you guys get your malwares?
Installing Windows 10 on all me machines.

why should i do it myself if i can just have a computer do it for me? Saves time, effort, and energy.