"Bill. It's done. The hardware backdoor... it was a success. Outdated Windows systems worldwide are compromised...

>"Bill. It's done. The hardware backdoor... it was a success. Outdated Windows systems worldwide are compromised. It's only a matter of time till they upgrade to Windows10 now. Once we reach 90% we can proceed to Stage 3."

>*click *

>Once we reach 90% we can proceed to Stage 3
Installing Gentoo?

>Outdated
Skipping 3 patch Tuesdays was enough. Waterfall update method is shit.

I love you

What's his end game?

What could Stage 3 be?

Your money.

too real

Complete global saturation of Bogdabots.

No, releasing the Mosquitoes 2.0.

Stage 3 *unzips dick*

my first thought

>stage 3
I see what you did there

>meanwhile on the other side of that call

...

Soon

>"...good thing we also put a backdoor in the firmware so even Arch faggots will wake up with their computer running Windows 10."

p2p mesh network independent of the internet

>tfw running Gentoo on an airgapped T40 Thinkpad

This was literally the first thing that came to my mind when this whole meme software meltdown happened

>Our plan is so foolproof, that we even patched Windows 7, and 8.1. Yeah, that'll force people onto 10!

You meddle with things you do not fully understand mortal.