brecon beacons /brit/campmeet edition
/brit/
karen
first for undead rogue
crayon shit
Baby I like your style
So let's get it on
you're the blind one mate
have got the full one
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taking a cheeky bit of mandy tonight with my friends.
Roof's leaking
Set up an intricate system of buckets and post it notes to direct the flow
still no tom
going to start acquiring the things to go camping
not sure all the things I'll need
>tent
>sleeping bag
>cookware and gas stove thing
>alcohol
Turns out women that can deepthroat a dick are quite skilled.
>sat here with my cock out
>7 inches
>think about getting a blowjob from this slut that works at my local Asda
>''how hard can it be to give a blowjob''
>roll up a cloth
>only 6 inches long but about the right girth
>shove it in my mouth
>swallow as much as possible
>get to about 5 inches
>hits back of throat
>can't go any further
>gag
Goes to show you how filthy some cunts are that they're willing to go to those lengths just to get you off.
My hat goes off to them.
Gonna go for a bit of fishing tomorrow for the first time in 15 years lads.
stretch it vertically a little more
It's rather flattering, in a way
me last night after sniffing 7 grams of peruvian cocaine, sniffed a line off a milfs tit and then shagged four milfs at once at the back of maccy d's, dipped my ballbag into one of their vaginas was pretty sweet. Also smoked 28 grams of skunk cannabis cheese strain (from Birmingham) on my way home I tripped over 42 prayer rugs and couldnt get in my door because there were too many vote labour leaflets blocking it. Lol so just settled on the path and drink 3 litres of whiskey and sniffed 5 grams of ketamine.
theres an actual full one in the archives but I can't find it
Most of those people don't come here any more, or never did.
never seen a non chav fishing
hey
not willing to believe a blonde qt posted in /brit/ ever
i do
Haha fuck up four eyes. I'll fish your Ma's blurt and find a few sharks, guaranteed. She must have all sorts up there
you aren't alarmed by this?
>it's a "heat making me itchy all over" episode
she wants a man from brum
just started a new job this was me earlier
latvians are cool!
me and the lads
Average man from brum
Have you seen this lads? Steaming leftist propaganda, hot off the presses.
Horrendous acting, absolutely cringe-worthy and not believable.
Nobody unironically believes that they're 100% French/English/Kurdish or whatever. Fucking nobody says that they'd be upset if they had a particular ancestry.
And NOBODY, let alone normie twats, fucking cries over their ancestry test.
Seriously? And supposedly White people are the racist bigots. Wogs are obsessed with race.
No, I'm slightly amused
Also please provide a source for what you said, even if it's in Latvian
That's how you start a party!
northern ireland is 100% chav population
>people in birmingham still unironically rock this look
does weed cure sadness?
>this is considered funny by bongs
Think my depersonalisation is going lads
Can still see when westmids posts the pathetic wee cunt. Going to Hull next month. I'll see you in Brum ;)
That blonde girl is just some random bird, not a brit poster you fucking paki
CRAWWWLING IN MY SKIIIN
You'll have to let us know how it goes lad
need tights gf
it's in the pic i posted earlier. an article
doxxed
what about a tights bf?
(i don't actually own tights but will bum you)
>girl comes to my house
>sleep in the same bed
>fall asleep while cuddling
>hand on a boob
Even if I'm friend zoned, this was still really nice and comfy.
yes
need a gf with tight bp
>Have you seen this lads? Steaming leftist propaganda, hot off the presses.
>Horrendous acting, absolutely cringe-worthy and not believable.
>Nobody unironically believes that they're 100% French/English/Kurdish or whatever. Fucking nobody says that they'd be upset if they had a particular ancestry.
>And NOBODY, let alone normie twats, fucking cries over their ancestry test.
>Seriously? And supposedly White people are the racist bigots. Wogs are obsessed with race.
>youtube.com
valerian root from holland and barretts and passionflower. Helped mine. all the best x
ok good
No. It just makes time pass quicker which means you'll be sadder for what feels like a shorter time.
janny?
>both of the girls are leaning in towards him
Based janny.
disgusting pervert
turn yourself in right now
looks like a top lad t︃bh
Mania's kicking in again lads.
lel my mate just got refused entry into NZ because they swabbed his wallet and found traces of cocaine
sent him home on the next flight
At least I managed to slip in some kpop songs into my bbq music playlist lads. Played these 2. Don't think anyone noticed mixed in with the electro-house and vaporwave.
fucking this thing leaves my cock smegma free for 4-5 days afterwards. my glans absorbs so much E45 that it stays lovely and shiny and clean. moisturise your cock, lads.
Asuka.
does it have any side effects?
when I said going I mean its seems to be happening less often, don't want to risk something if it's getting better anyway
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>westmids posting about himself in third person to gain attention
Hilarious mate. I'll see you next month.
He's getting done in
>This is considered not real by Turks
How many foreign countries have you been to
23 here
just dropped off a steaming abo
>Don't think anyone noticed
:^)
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lucid dreams + very bizarre dream
sleepy
dry mouth
that's about it. You should see the dreams it gives you. It's not a drug it's just a supplement.
Alternatively buy Chamomile tea, it contains a chemical called Apigenin which works wonders for those sort of mental defunctions.
dont believe posting personal information is allowed iah
the janny will have your head for this
>26 c tomrrow
just fucking kill me
already having mental dreams
i'll give it a go, seems alri
got some tangfastics
churchill was a fucking knob to be quite honest
>new flat is on 1st floor so I can leave windows open while I'm at work
The heat won't win this year
U.D.A. team H.
Defiantly not Devon who doxxed you btw :^)
Rugby
DON'T FEAR THE REAPER
Just placed an order for a grappling hook
Senpai, she's got a man but I don't give a damn cuz she wants a man from brum
lads how can i get a fit gf?
i'm really hairy
Pirates
fck fuck fuck going to be late
was going to cook dinner in time for this thing to start ohh nooooooo
I'm going to crawl into your window and spit on you
Good taste in kpop desu
things i would do to that arse
Alri janner still playing haxball
tell him to add me on steam so I can buy him a game:
Go to /brit/ steam group and add Avro
UNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH CAN;T TAKE IT ANYMORE
*CLOSES CURTAINS*
*SLAMS KNOB ONTO DESK*
LETS GO CHAMP LETS GO
having a quiet night in with my /brit/mates tonight
and you?
Pirates r rapists
janner haxball synctube
does this ring a bell
really makes you think.
might do a 'tube, might touch a boob, might have a frube
enjoyed this post
godspeed lad
fuck off spacker