Greatest hacker in the history of the universe

>greatest hacker in the history of the universe
>only makes $2052.73 out of it
I made more money this week watching porn at my job

>not using a coin mixer
I'm sure you're not 15

it's the ransomwareman, not me, dumbass

He's got multiple wallets you dumbass

I added it up from the 3 main wallets, he's got about 10k already

how are they unable to trace the buttcoins?

also why can't they trace the domains the ransomeware uses?

fuck it's impossible to get buttcoins anonymously but these fucks can steal a shit ton with no hassle. smdh

Yeah I never got this.

>fuck it's impossible to get buttcoins anonymously

Can't just post a smug animeme face.

it could be many months pay for some third world poorfag

Is he really putting them all into one wallet? Seems a bit silly.

theres like 10000 services on tor just for that.

Of course he isn't, OP's just a retard.

>buying stuff(bitcoins) from tor with real money

fuk u cat

That's more than enough to support his entire family in Russia for 10 years

Kek. Im surprised he's got any money. I wouldn't have thought the kind of tech illiterates that get ransomware would even know what bitcoin is or how to get it

How is he supposed to convert that to cash? Won't people be watching that address?

That's only one of the three wallets they are using. They have ~$10000 in total, will probably go way up when the final date comes.

The ransomware actually explains what it is and gives intructions on how to get it

He could just move them to a new wallet

Well alright then, very smart.
Though i wouldn't be surprised if a bunch of people cant do it even with instructions

Is there a download for this? All I'm getting is shitty news sites.

What's all the ransomware talk. Did it strike again?

>Did it strike again?
It never stopped striking

So how does he get his money without being traced?

inb4 bitcoin can't be traced

bitcoin cant be traced thanks to anonymous mesh networking and tumbled address forwarders through the sneakernet

Holy shit you guys are so fucking stupid. Here, let me spoonfeed you idiots. He gets bitcoins sent to him. He then uses a bitcoin tumbler. If he's paranoid, he uses multiple tumblers from multiple sites. Now, he has a bunch of clean coins. Now he goes onto a site like Localbitcoins and sells the coins to random schmucks. Wow so hard. Just so you dumbasses know all this information I just said is even available on sites like Reddit, you should feel ashamed for not understanding how to Google.

>assumes the person only uses one address

Wew lad, how retarded can you be?

>let me just sell 10-20k worth of coins to random schmucks

This is the part of of the process that doesn't work so good

Which is why he should buy a metric shitload of drugs off the deepweb and make even more bank selling them at street price

> fuck it's impossible to get buttcoins anonymously
then what's the point of bitcoins?

Also, bitcoin is RSA if I'm not mistaken, the wallet is like a public key, so it's almost impossible to trace it back.

If the kid gets caught, it will probably be due to some fuckup on the server killswitch, but I doubt he would be that stupid.

This is just day 1, it's not even been 24 hours. It's gonna take a few days for the idiots that got infected to learn how to buy bitcoins.

Question: are they really the greatest hacker of all time, or was this just luck/an accident?

I don't know I tonnn about security but wasn't the exploit just something dumb that got overlooked?

They got the exploit for free from the NSA hacking tool leaks.

I guess I'm just wondering why this didn't happen sooner then. I remember hearing about EternalBlue, but why wasn't that vulnerability ever noticed by anyone except the NSA before the leak?

That one guy who always talks about doing credit card scams hasn't posted today. Hmmm

>how come nobody found a needle in a haysea.
Really meaks yee thinc
Good people report it to the distro mainainers and audit the code. NSA likes to do the opposite. They are criminals.