Please help Sup Forums
I'm an interior designer and I downloaded a bunch of songs yesterday on my work computer. Today I wake up and I got this, apparently they want bitcoin to unlock it.
Wtf do I do, I got several projects this computer. I'm losing my mind here. Please help.
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first show us the files they found
its time to be honest user
You reformat the hard drive and install gentoo
yeah no more games OP, no more lies
lying is hard and your going to slip up anyways
show us the files so we can best help you
>I downloaded a bunch of songs yesterday on my work computer.
It was pirated music, wasn't it?
Looks like your fucked m8
Let this be a lesson
lawyer here OP, depending on the severity of the files found I may be able to help you avoid going away from a very long time. but your going to have to show me what the computer guardian found.
your clearly involved with something more insidious than piracy OP. these software programs aren't capable of lying, what kind of files were detected friend? its time to be forthcoming before its too late
>FBI Moneypack virus
wtf is this; 2006?
At least the virus maker kept this virus updated. Sure beats the way Stallman updates the GNU core utils.
>interior design
you deserve this
Destroy the hard drive.
he was using limewire to get the seepee
hope it was a big cum OP cuz now u fucked
>using Windows XP in 2017
Come on, man. Windows XP stopped receiving security updates years ago. You should cease using it after this.
>Not downloading open source music
I wonder if there is a way for randsome ware to actually send reports to the FBI
they maintain an IRC channel for tips to be sent
>Illegal content found:
Scroll down a little bit, OP
SO THEY ACTUALLY REPORTED MY CHI- I MEAN CLOWN PORN
A while ago a friend got infected and was about to pay, but after some research I found that it was a badly written malware and a free decrypter was available. I sent him the link and he could recover all his files for free.
I'd advise you to wait until someone makes a decrypter or the ransomware servers are seized and the keys get published.
Ouu Mr Lawyer I have a question if I hit a neighbors dog with my car but it was on my property am I responsible for it?
get rid of your wifi pass, feign ignorance, but show us whatcha got first
you could use a good bootable antivirus to remove it, but the funny thing is that you will now have forever actual cp on your hard drive unless you do multiple cleaning passes with dban
>virus maker kept this virus updated
Thematically yeah but not mechanically, it's still targeting XP32
c-can you scroll down to show us the illegal content they found
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Hi user this is the FBI, you're going away for a very long time. Thank you for your time.
>Windows XP
You deserved what you got.
>184.105.179.35
How's the weather in Fremont?
lol that was a one time thing friendo
you can't just "make a decrypter" for well-written ransomware
winfags defend their shitty OS no matter what, pathetic.
well it's easy, reinstall your os from backup
It wasn't anything illegal. It was just music, this virus is saying I'm doing something illegal.
How the fuck do people catch that shit? I'm using a shitty pirated copy of windows 7 with the last security update being somewhere in 2012.
Common Sense 2017, I guess.
tfw can't open dodgy email attachments since no one sends me email
The first step is admitting you have a problem. I mean yeah we all know pubescent girls be looking fly as heck but we also know we can't be downloading that kind of video from emule. Now let us help you, how deep are you in it?
>falling for obvious b8
I knew Sup Forums was fucking stupid but goddamn
There were child porn in the songs you downloaded. Just take responsibility for your actions and go to your nearest police station. If you are honest about downloading child porn they may forgive you.
whoa, good thing we have this smart guy here..
>Ceratin activities
>Ceratin activities
This has Pajeet written all over it.
>surveilance
>ditribution
>illigal
>ceratin 2x
>explotation
>6 month
>evidences
this just hurts