pazuzu edition
/brit/
Blake Gutierrez
Caleb Long
cara
Xavier Morales
kpop desu
Connor Morales
...
Jace Price
maisie
Kevin Morgan
Should I unironically get Reddit flags?
Luis Rivera
get a gf mate
Zachary Russell
>I only half 5 friends and 2 gfs, I'm about as far from normie as you can get!
end this sick meme
Eli Howard
not a fan of this "op and first poster not being british in /brit/" meme la
Christopher Wright
Swedish niggeroid
Josiah Stewart
any man watching watchman
Zachary Hughes
UNA VELA
Samuel Sanchez
Poleaboo could really do with a friend right now
Landon Reyes
would much rather have my own place and a job rn to be honest
Tyler Fisher
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Aiden Peterson
Where do you live? I need to know the state and your city/county.
I'll decide based on that.
Isaiah Wilson
x
Brayden Thompson
spook op
Daniel Bailey
>/lat/ memes are unironically being posted by someone other than the spic spammer
Jonathan Walker
Poleaboo believes it's a terrible adaptation of the source material, so "no"
Come to Manchester and hang out with me
Logan Rivera
The Hammer
Nolan Roberts
>tfw have a good amount of friends
>tfw no gf
might be a good candidate for a state provided gf desu
Joseph Reed
shut your fucking mouth, worm
Camden Gutierrez
Christian James
normies will never leave
youre outnumbered lol
Adam Johnson
I would heem this old man
Ayden Long
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Charles Wood
Is this physique achievable natty?
Ayden Allen
>goochland
settlers really had a good sense of humour
Adrian Rodriguez
prefer not to say
Juan Myers
gf farted in my face while I ate her out last night and now my eye is burning
But in a sexy way I guess
John Clark
A friend across the see is worth less than an enemy in the flesh
Over time you'd feel more kinship with the one who you see and speak to regardless of the harshness of the words
Levi Ross
hate the stupid games behind texting desu
John Allen
hope you're doing okay cornwall
Elijah Jones
No I've been blocked by all of them and they're all aware of who I am even though I didn't do anything
Might have fucked it
Jose Cox
Off to the mill lads
Leo Murphy
its pretty good tbf, Snake wrote the screenplay
Lincoln Miller
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Levi Cook
just b urself
Jordan Parker
well fine, fuck you too then asshole
Hunter Kelly
>you text
>they text
>you text
>they text
repeat
whats the game desu
Angel Turner
>3%
AaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa A A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dylan Williams
don't tell me you had your real name on it
Wyatt Peterson
He's just so fucking annoying, stubborn and a mooch. I lend him some money? I never see it again.
He has never had a job, and will not take any of my advice to get one.
God I'd love to punch his fucking lights out but I need a friend so I don't go insane
Chase Cruz
what's it like living in kiribati
Jeremiah Butler
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Brayden Smith
have u done anything illegal though
re-linking public statements on an anonymous forum is hardly fucking stalking is it
Anthony Adams
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Blake Watson
>waiting x minutes to reply to make it look like you're busy
>not texting back and then waiting for them to double text so they know you're actually interested
etc.
Sebastian Carter
Why is that a function of Twitter? I can see blocking someone so they can't message you, or even follow you, but why try and block someone's tweets? The whole point is that they're visible to everyone. You can just not log into twitter and see them just fine.
Jaxon Bennett
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Jordan Nelson
>Poleaboo could live in a Town neighbouring me
Jacob Powell
oh deer
how's he annoying?
Daniel Ward
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Hudson Morales
Poleaboo is well aware
It is still inferior and untrue to the source material
A completely different beast with a completely different message
Liam Ortiz
una vela...
Brody Butler
Nope but still worried police could come and take my laptop and stuff to check
Noah Scott
is that weaponhead girl talked anymore shit about us lately.
David Adams
He lives in Rochdale I think, really close to me too
Joseph Sanchez
kiribati unironically has a place called London
alongside Poland, Banana and Paris
Kevin Williams
>>waiting x minutes to reply to make it look like you're busy
I literally always text back as soon as I see it desu, is this wrong?
Nicholas Martin
*walk into strip club with the boys*
*see this*
*turn around and walk right back out*
Ethan Martinez
it's how it should be
Hunter Perez
>police can take your laptop and arrest you for saying mean things on twitter
THE GREAT SHITSTAIN EVERYBODY
Jaxon Butler
Wasn't trying to be antagonistic
Still an online friend is worth more than nothing
Rochdale, where you at.....friend?
Ayden Gomez
>LATEST EU POLL
>Remain: 43% (-1)
>Leave: 41% (+1)
/brit/ btfo
Colton Anderson
chill. out. la.
Daniel Lee
I DECREE TODAY THAT LIFE IS SIMPLY TAKING
AND NOT GIVING
ENGLAND IS MINE
AND IT OWES ME A LIVING
Jeremiah Perry
she won't do anything
Brody Butler
Alexander Sullivan
>Brits actually worried that they might get in trouble for fucking with a woman on Twitter
Holy shit, I can't breath. I thought it was just a meme.
Blake Johnson
encrypt your harddrives before cameron decides he wants to ban encryption again
Anthony Taylor
feeling a bit drunk lads
Christian White
>re-linking public statements on an anonymous forum is hardly fucking stalking is it
Poleaboo says that it is in the eyes of the law
ANYTHING that causes FEAR/ALARM is considered stalking
Keep in mind you tagged your posts with messages as well, they were not simply reposts
Do you feel sympathy for Poleaboo now?
Jonathan Peterson
great facts!
*give you gold*
Angel Young
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Ryan Powell
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Landon Rogers
>police ask for password
>don't tell them
>get imprisoned anyway
useless
Hudson Jenkins
All of the reason I just gave, plus he fidgets all the time, leg moving up and down rapidly while he sits,
stares at me while I eat so I give him some,
and when he listens to a song he likes
he moves his fed and wiggles his finger in the air like the sperglord he is
Ian Garcia
pls
hang out with Poleaboo
SHOW SYMPATHY FOR POLEABOO IS YOU REALLY BELIEVE THIS IS UNJUST
Wyatt Sanders
>I live Within 20 miles of another /brit/ poster
Colton Nelson
EDIT: thanks for the gold!
Benjamin Baker
do NOT click this virus
Austin Williams
Yeah we're quite fucked desu
Aiden Wood
Nah not really 2bh
This is all pretty funny from here
Landon Garcia
Trying and failing, don't want to have to share a cell with poleaboo
Dylan Williams
no
Jaxson Scott
the entire thing about texting rules and that sort of thing is that it shouldn't mean anything but by people insisting it does they've made rules for it apply. I think texting rules are fucking dumb and those cat and mouse games are a waste of my life.
just don't come across to keen, thirsty or desperate and you will be okay. if your chat is shit, it won't make a minutia of a difference.
Austin Bailey
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Daniel Hughes
Are the vocaroo lads here again?
Jonathan Fisher
What about the people insulting them? That was literally the whole of /brit/
Mason Clark
pretty sure i saw that other uni of notts /brit/ poster today lads
he walked straight in front of me and was rolling a tab of acid around his tongue
big lad he is
Gavin Cooper
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Hudson Harris
going to do duolingo for the rest of the night i think
haha
Mason Watson
eye is REALLY burning now lads
Don't want to explain all this to the doctor
Wyatt Perez
Hedgehogs in me garden again
Gonna get a cat to deal with this menace
Gabriel Sullivan
Leo Gomez
>tfw a /brit/ poster lives in the same town as me
Thomas Peterson
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Jonathan Martin
yeah i'm still up
don't think the drunk madman from last night is here though