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pub edition

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i think i'll make some pasta after this wank

hey

alri

The Janny

Just got back from work lads, how are we all doing?

>door opens
>this fella walks into your pub
what do lads

buy him a drink

give him a bonio

laptop has gone insane

don't buy anything that isn't made in america lads

I was just wanking to some asian porn and I brought a random video up, the girl turned around just as I blew my load and revealed it's actually a trap

Am I gay now?

listening to the new avalanches song

Believe in Azeroth desu

traps aren't gay

What do you think of these?

only if you enjoyed it

she wants a man from brum

currently just caressing the top of my willy mid wank

saw preditah today
was quite sick

why are desktops so much better than laptops? my uni laptop went to shit within a year but i've still got a desktop at my mum's that i built in 2009 that still works fine and doesn't spaz out at all

A bit chavy but nice, get the blue one

Nobody wants a man from brum

t. man from brum

you have to know when to let go

i kept it on for a good 10 seconds before i turned it off when my horniness levels went down

decent style but the fabric makes it look like 90s trashwank

plus you probably are no were near cool enough to pull off one of these jackets

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Absolute choon lads

is it possible to be foreign and yet not a JF? I think only ireland, australia and new zilland apply

some prick trying to start with me at the chipper, once I got my chips cunt told me to go away so he could get my burger, fucking prick stood my ground but should have made the bastard eat his teeth, cunt bullied me in primary

Think I might be dying lads. Can feel a tumour or some shit around my kidneys area and it hurts.

Chav shit

no, anyone who isnt english is a JF, jocks and taigs included.

Redpill me on Rochdale /brit/

fucking kek lads just got in from a night out and i remembered i forgot to give the dog it's bastard dinner. he had a few snacks so he didn't go hungry. and i've just dumped an entire packet of like 7 slices of ham an the floor for him as compensation lmao

What area specifically? Lower right stomach?

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cops just started on spike btw lads

gooood la

You're one to talk, yank

best beer to buy at an english pub? i dont wanna look like a noob when i visit england this summer.
also i never went to a bar before cus thats normie shit.

shoulda knifed him tbqh lad

What is the British equivalent of Chad?

Poleaboo inhabits it

it's a sink

t. been to the shopping centre

They make good chocolate. Ferraro Rochdale

thats your appendix m8 call 999
>seeking approval from saxons
pathetic.

this was a really poor post

Winston

>saturday late af
>everyone's drunkposting

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look at this fucking dog

MAN LIKE WILSON

cheers dude, now help a nigga out

Depends if you want a lager or an ale lad. Probably get more respect if you go for an ale - just ask the barman what bitter he'd recommend.

Well im young and in good shape

They do it in hoodie material as well but I thought that would look horrible after a few wears

why do druggies make the best music?

Lower left stomach (from my perspective) don't even have a clue about the human body and organ locations though haha
No lol I'll just wait until I'm actually dying and someone else has to call it

Unironically a barman at Wetherspoons lads. Ask me anything.

Business idea: mail order friends

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it might be the appendix. I got mine taken out because it hurt so bad. Doctor said it was swollen twelve times larger than the average appendix. I was still young too.


If the appendix burst, it releases toxic fluids into your blood stream, which means death. So you might want to get it checked out if it continues hurting

what is the deepest darkest company secret spoons has

i practically never drink, whats the main difference between a lager and an ale?

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bit gay that

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90% of the lager contains trace amounts of horse semen

>The biggest orgy ever
>24 faggots

Opinions on Dirty Dike's face?

Honestly I think he looks too cheeky, as though his whole act is fake or that he finds every word out his mouth the most hilarious shit.

>All white

No thanks

looks like a good way to get hemorrhoids (or AIDS) 2bh

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so good

the gf

It's not his appendix you knob, probably a kidney stone

Lager is for LADs and ale is fedora tier

stomach is dodgy

well it depends

fosters, carling, heineken, kronenbourg will be your run of the mill lager

thats what the vast majority of people drink in pubs

then you have guiness (stout) John smiths (bitter) and ciders (alcoholic) like strongbow

fancier pubs will have craft beers and ales, IPA all that shit.

I guess other stuff is worth trying but if you wana go the pub and have some nice cold pints just stick with the lager lad

>tfw you try to talk to someone on /brit/ and they dont reply back but instead try to make witty one liner (You)-bait but fail to get (You)s
sad reality

Listen you cheeky bugger, it's his appendix, okay?

subhumans

that material pictured is 10x better
the other material loses its quality so fast and the garment just looks scruffy af

trust me on this

Sometimes I'd like to have an actual conversation on this general, but then I remember it's full of autists who can't socialise

Don't really have any other than what you'd expect desu. Most of the food is microwaved but it's cheap and fast, so you probably worked that out already. If you act like a cunt then all the staff will probably talk about what a cunt you are. That's about it really.

Lager is chilled, has a fairly standard taste (made from only a few ingredients), and is usually about 4-5% ABV. Ale is served at room temperature, has much more variety in taste, and can be anything from 3-7% ABV. As the other user said it's usually drunk by old men whereas the lads will just get the lagers in, but you'll get more respect as a johnny foreigner if you come into a good English pub and try a few ales.

just cummed (:

me

pic x

>turned on by the thought of gay sex
>not actually gay
Odd case

That sizzling chicken breast has some steam that is shaped like the Eiffel Tower

But thats not water/sweat proof like the other one

errr

really?

Do drink a lot of water though that prevents kidney stones right? I'm really unhealthy on all over accounts though but never get ill and have never had any serious health problems before
Reckon I'll just drop dead one day

That's a steak you spastic REEEEEEEE

can't figure out what to wank to

nah i'm not actually that interested :(

may hsve cummed at almost exactly the same time

this

Yeah although some people have a genetic predisposition to them or some other condition

the other one just looks like rubbish you expect someone who blows their nose on their sleeves to be wearing

laughing monarchs