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baka
new thread 2bh
Want a white or Indian gf
bart
ostin
real time to go to bed hour
forgot I had agreed to cover a bar shift for someone until mid afternoon at a bbq with a beer in my hand. Had to do 2 hours of public transport to even get back to the right place only to find the bar pretty much devoid of customers and 3 barstaff already on shift and bored senseless.
Considered just asking if I could fuck off home but the band setting up looked interesting so I stuck it out.
Got bought drinks by several strangers, gave several rounds of shots away to pretty girls, got molested a little bit by one of them who saw me come out from behind the bar to collect some glasses.
One of the doormen dragged some lad out of the bogs and took a baggie of what looked like coke from him and kicked the kid out, at the end of the night the doorman gave me the baggie of coke, currently feeling pretty wired and upbeat.
went to town and a bouncer called me a "good looking lad"
happy tbqh
i activate ... my spin card
good news lads
the nasal spray i bought has fixed my problem hahaha yipeee
>at the end of the night the doorman gave me the baggie of coke
for what purpose?
Asians
*clears throat*
miss doing cocaine 2bh
>tfw my cones remain undoubled
life is suffering
end it NOW
>taking random confiscated drugs given to you by a bouncer
ahh yes very responsible
would probably do the same tho haha
lads quickly who's the long haired bankers bonuses leftie guy
russel brand
*throws a knife at you and misses*
awww, dangit!
giving it a go
russel howard
why do far rightists believe that liberals are leftists?
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It means me, cause I just spent 60 quid on a hoodie that will look shit on me
amiright?
cara 2bh lads
*takes an absolute SHIT on your chest while you're sleeping*
ahahahah bantered you off "propah loike" as the proles say
sad to think i'll never get to motorboat those titties
Saw her on a magazine wearing some weird looking outfit the other day
*beheads you*
why do white people get all the shit for slavery when it was practised all around the world until the british empire banned it in the 1830s and the whole civilized world eventually followed suit? arabs were literally the great slave traders of history but their countries are shit now so they're not worth guilt tripping is that how this works
*fucks your pooey arse as you are getting up from squatting over my chest*
BURRRR TIDDIES
because blacks are absolute mardarses tbqh
gud lad
trump trump trump trump trump
>caring about a phenomenon that's only present in yankistan and the pages of the guardian
get a hobby m8
I think it has to do with the fact that black people and white people live side by side in the new world to this day, so the effects of slavery are still visible
whereas the arabs either killed or interbred with their slaves so its not as prominent
plus poor people in america have more of a voice than poor people in saudi arabia, which makes it more visible
I turn the Ritz into a poor house
It's like eviction number four now
Go 'head and ash it on the floor now
Girl go ahead and show me how you go down
And I feel my whole body peaking
And I'm fucking anybody with they legs wide
OVEN
>My city is figuratively being invaded by brits and germans
>funny tomato skinned people everywhere
>Isn't that bad
Why are young british people such dumbasses when going on vacation tho.
3 of them have already died by trying to jump from the balcony of their hotels into the pool and opening their skulls into the pavement.
>I turn the Ritz into a poor house
>It's like eviction number four now
>Go 'head and ash it on the floor now
>Girl go ahead and show me how you go down
>And I feel my whole body peaking
>And I'm fucking anybody with they legs wide
dying while jumping off a balcony is just great banter tbf
talking to the lads today about weird shit you would do
one of them said they would bum a ladyboy if the were drunk, everyone made fun of him but little do they know I have at least 10gb of ladyboy Porn on my computer
hit a soft spot eh kid
me in the pic lads...
pic of face please
have you ever been to a bullfight?
Lets see lad
>unironically being a bender
the ones that go to Spain are low IQ chav idiots
worst tourists
no
>watching captain america with friends
>scene where he's boxing
>one of them says I'm basically captain america
what did she mean by this?
look at this fucking dog
Non, that's for old people.
Have you ever been in a school shooting?
Wont let me cancel it either
I've seen two black bulls fighting it out over my wife once
>not being a bit on the bendy side
absolute paki fuck off
for the children
It ain't bad m8
haha lol... xD
It's raining right now and there was a bit of hail before.
dumb frog poster
mexican bitch
Forgot pic
it's 11 degrees celcius here and it's a warm summers night
nonce
sydney?
we had that meme storm yesterday. it was so hard at like 7am, legit sounded like a cyclone outside. now it's sunny but super windy
she wants a man from brum
explain
this is orrible
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liberalism is a cancer though
>this will be someones mother some day
maybe the muslims were right all along
Bit south of Sydney, has been pretty heavy since Friday night. Love it.
>Im a Slut XD
Dropped
some liberal shite in Australia
the sad thing is they're all sluts, whether they admit it or not
>the sad thing is they're all sluts, whether they admit it or not
kinda like it desu maybe
>the weather in my country is usually so nice i enjoy storms and rain
their efforts were in vain
most american looking girl i've ever seen
/brit/ will be conquered by yankis LOL
>muslims
yeah i was thoroughly loving it because i was planning to stay in. i was a bit shitty friday night because it was pouring and i was supposed to be going out.
that doesn't mean anything
really really really would prefer not to be living right now lads
*shoves dynamite up your arse without you noticing*
*waits until you make annoying remark/complaint*
ahaha....blow it out your arse ya massive bender
*presses detonator*
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bullfights are the coolest thing in spain though
what's wrong my man, tell me of your troubles
i was just pointing it out. i wasn't planning on writing a thesis on it
How about offering a summery.
what's my word limit?
>being nice and listening to peoples problems/feelings
>not just making an off the cuff remark and pretending you didn't notice
disgusting breach of social etiquette 2bh
>summery
You decide.