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baka

new thread 2bh

Want a white or Indian gf

bart

ostin

real time to go to bed hour

forgot I had agreed to cover a bar shift for someone until mid afternoon at a bbq with a beer in my hand. Had to do 2 hours of public transport to even get back to the right place only to find the bar pretty much devoid of customers and 3 barstaff already on shift and bored senseless.
Considered just asking if I could fuck off home but the band setting up looked interesting so I stuck it out.
Got bought drinks by several strangers, gave several rounds of shots away to pretty girls, got molested a little bit by one of them who saw me come out from behind the bar to collect some glasses.
One of the doormen dragged some lad out of the bogs and took a baggie of what looked like coke from him and kicked the kid out, at the end of the night the doorman gave me the baggie of coke, currently feeling pretty wired and upbeat.

went to town and a bouncer called me a "good looking lad"

happy tbqh

i activate ... my spin card

good news lads

the nasal spray i bought has fixed my problem hahaha yipeee

>at the end of the night the doorman gave me the baggie of coke
for what purpose?

Asians

*clears throat*

miss doing cocaine 2bh

>tfw my cones remain undoubled

life is suffering
end it NOW

>taking random confiscated drugs given to you by a bouncer
ahh yes very responsible


would probably do the same tho haha

lads quickly who's the long haired bankers bonuses leftie guy

russel brand

*throws a knife at you and misses*

awww, dangit!

giving it a go

russel howard

why do far rightists believe that liberals are leftists?

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It means me, cause I just spent 60 quid on a hoodie that will look shit on me

amiright?

cara 2bh lads

youtube.com/watch?v=MAioK8ZJhJE

*takes an absolute SHIT on your chest while you're sleeping*

ahahahah bantered you off "propah loike" as the proles say

sad to think i'll never get to motorboat those titties

Saw her on a magazine wearing some weird looking outfit the other day

*beheads you*

why do white people get all the shit for slavery when it was practised all around the world until the british empire banned it in the 1830s and the whole civilized world eventually followed suit? arabs were literally the great slave traders of history but their countries are shit now so they're not worth guilt tripping is that how this works

*fucks your pooey arse as you are getting up from squatting over my chest*

BURRRR TIDDIES

because blacks are absolute mardarses tbqh

gud lad

trump trump trump trump trump

>caring about a phenomenon that's only present in yankistan and the pages of the guardian
get a hobby m8

I think it has to do with the fact that black people and white people live side by side in the new world to this day, so the effects of slavery are still visible

whereas the arabs either killed or interbred with their slaves so its not as prominent

plus poor people in america have more of a voice than poor people in saudi arabia, which makes it more visible

I turn the Ritz into a poor house
It's like eviction number four now
Go 'head and ash it on the floor now
Girl go ahead and show me how you go down
And I feel my whole body peaking
And I'm fucking anybody with they legs wide

OVEN

>My city is figuratively being invaded by brits and germans
>funny tomato skinned people everywhere
>Isn't that bad

Why are young british people such dumbasses when going on vacation tho.

3 of them have already died by trying to jump from the balcony of their hotels into the pool and opening their skulls into the pavement.

>I turn the Ritz into a poor house
>It's like eviction number four now
>Go 'head and ash it on the floor now
>Girl go ahead and show me how you go down
>And I feel my whole body peaking
>And I'm fucking anybody with they legs wide

dying while jumping off a balcony is just great banter tbf

talking to the lads today about weird shit you would do

one of them said they would bum a ladyboy if the were drunk, everyone made fun of him but little do they know I have at least 10gb of ladyboy Porn on my computer

hit a soft spot eh kid

me in the pic lads...

pic of face please

have you ever been to a bullfight?

Lets see lad

>unironically being a bender

the ones that go to Spain are low IQ chav idiots
worst tourists

no

>watching captain america with friends
>scene where he's boxing
>one of them says I'm basically captain america

what did she mean by this?

look at this fucking dog

Non, that's for old people.

Have you ever been in a school shooting?

Wont let me cancel it either

I've seen two black bulls fighting it out over my wife once

>not being a bit on the bendy side
absolute paki fuck off

for the children

It ain't bad m8

haha lol... xD

It's raining right now and there was a bit of hail before.

dumb frog poster

mexican bitch

Forgot pic

it's 11 degrees celcius here and it's a warm summers night

nonce

sydney?

we had that meme storm yesterday. it was so hard at like 7am, legit sounded like a cyclone outside. now it's sunny but super windy

she wants a man from brum

explain

this is orrible

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liberalism is a cancer though

>this will be someones mother some day

maybe the muslims were right all along

Bit south of Sydney, has been pretty heavy since Friday night. Love it.

>Im a Slut XD

Dropped

some liberal shite in Australia

the sad thing is they're all sluts, whether they admit it or not

>the sad thing is they're all sluts, whether they admit it or not

kinda like it desu maybe

>the weather in my country is usually so nice i enjoy storms and rain

their efforts were in vain

most american looking girl i've ever seen

/brit/ will be conquered by yankis LOL

>muslims

yeah i was thoroughly loving it because i was planning to stay in. i was a bit shitty friday night because it was pouring and i was supposed to be going out.

that doesn't mean anything

really really really would prefer not to be living right now lads

*shoves dynamite up your arse without you noticing*

*waits until you make annoying remark/complaint*

ahaha....blow it out your arse ya massive bender

*presses detonator*

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bullfights are the coolest thing in spain though

what's wrong my man, tell me of your troubles

i was just pointing it out. i wasn't planning on writing a thesis on it

How about offering a summery.

what's my word limit?

>being nice and listening to peoples problems/feelings
>not just making an off the cuff remark and pretending you didn't notice
disgusting breach of social etiquette 2bh

>summery

You decide.