What do you guys think of a two state solution? is it just a meme or is it a real solution?

What do you guys think of a two state solution? is it just a meme or is it a real solution?

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>is it just a meme
Yes

t. Jew

Palestinians don't deserve a state they're not legitimate people go live in Jordan or some shit.

It's too late. Just nuke us all

is there any other solution besides this guys

Three state solution is being brought up more often but Jordan and Egypt would never go for it and there would still be security concerns

Israel could say fuck it and annex everything to BTFO the BDS people, but security concerns are still an issue

The Palestinians could always stop being pricks

is there any chance that the Palestinians will play nice?

nah...

My unbiased, non Sup Forums tier view is no. Palestinians are fuckwits

There's no simple solution to the problem and I'm not familiar enough with the situation to offer my opinions on the proposed solutions

it's a meme

it'll either be full on ethnic cleansing or some kind of lame lebanon bullshit

if Israel tried to kick the Palestinians out militarily would it lead to another world war? the us would probably back up the Israelis and would all the Palestine supporters start fighting with us and it would an all out clusterfuck?

no.

since it's kikes and muslims we're talking about, i suggest gas the kikes and bomb the shit out of the muslims... problem solved, no more usury and no more allahuahua kaboom

>would it lead to another world war?
It would primarily be in one theater, so no

I just meant a war with multiple world powers fighting on each side

Which world powers? It's not worth it for Russia to get involved directly. They have enough trouble guarding their own borders

The US should withdraw from Israel. It will settle the problem.
The United States ruled not to support any nuked country and Israel own some.

>The US should withdraw from Israel
The US isn't occupying Israel, they're not quite as cucked as Grorious Nippon is

LIES AND SLANDE
IF YOU DARE SAY THAT AGAIN I WILL NUKE YOU

One side want it the other don't want it or any solution.

Sadly Israel is backed up by mamma America so this issue will never be solved.

Palestinians can get asylum in almost any country in EU, Canada, US... I mean a lot of them did, a lot also moved to Lebanon (the reason it become a Muslim majority at first).

But you can't just take someone's land and tell him to GTFO, you can offer to host him is fine, but it's his land.

For me I can't imagine leaving my country even if I'm the last one alive on it.

It won't resolve anything and anyway I don't care about some Middle-Eastern shitholes.

>posting non answers and non solutions
why do you even post anything?

the government doesn't want the solution or the people don't? from what I've read it seems like the people on both sides want the two state solution

It's fun

A lot of Morroccan Jews said the same thing before you massacared them

I personally proposed to create a federation where the Israelis and Palestinians will have their own Parliaments, with their own laws in each territory, and at the same time there will be a third Parliament which will govern both states which will be comprised by equal number of members from each state.
Opinions?

No, that's not what I mean, sorry about my English.
I mean, the US shouldn't support Israel any more.

Both sides want it "if the other side makes reasonable concessions"
And in both sides "reasonable concessions" means "giving up everything and saying thanks we don't kill you all".

So no.

Whats the point at all then? Just let those disgusting araps have their 3rd world cunt abd leave us be

so the different parliaments would be similar to the US state vs federal government? but with parliament instead so it would actually work

>the US shouldn't support Israel any more
Why? The Ar*bs aren't mad about the US's support of Israel(well, they are, but still), they're angry about Israel's existence. The only thing that US withdrawal would accomplish would be a weakening of Israel

Basically a USA with two states. I agree, though I believe there should be 6/7 states
>Gaza+Beduim areas
>West Bank plus bordering arab villages
>South Israel (Basically Ashdod and south)
>North Israel (possibly split to two)
>Tel-Aviv-Yaffo (bi-national state)
>Jerusalem (bi national federal capital)

Jews can live freely in Arab states and vice versa

My parents are Palestinian and I visit my grandparents house in Hebron every two years or so.

My dad does a lot of import-export shit in Palestine that I don't really understand, but he tells me that the market and trade situation is basically one-state right now between Israel and the west bank, and that the markets would basically have to be wrenched apart in a hollistic two state solution.

Most of the people I know my age (20) are so butthurt about the occupation that a one state would literally never work.

If Israel really took their hands off I don't think Fatah would be able to maintain it's stability in power, and shit would get really messy if a two-state was done too eagerly. The PA is still struggling to properly collect taxes, conduct its own economic policy, and so many of the butthurt-types think that Fatah is a jewish trick and so on and so on.

Basically, a one-state wouldn't work; A two-state won't work except through a lot of time and carefulness and butthurt; The occupation at present is such a butthurt-factory that it will only decrease in its stability every year.

Israel is fucking retarded in continuing to build settlements and acquiesce land unless they plan on manhandling their way into a one-state solution, which would require a degree of political reform in Israel which is basically impossible.

Lebanon won't let any Palestinians settle there because it would upset the crucial 30-30-40 sunni-shia-christian ratio and fuck them up. Jordanians hate us.

And that's to say nothing of that shithole Gaza, which I know nothing about, except for the fact that the PA can't stop them from chimping out, Egypt wants to nuke them, and Israel wants them to sink into the ocean.

tl;dr, I'm glad I live in the US and don't have to deal with that unsolvable clusterfuck.

This doesn't address the issue of Palestinian refugees and their descendants.

Can they reclaim their lands and houses? Only those who were directly affected? Can they get citizenship? Do they get a right of return like Jews have? Does Israel remain a "Jewish state"/pseudo democracy?

This is a huge problem in the negotiations.

'no'

This pretty much.

The world should have been pushing us to the two state solution in the 70's when it was still possible.

The Israeli government don't.

First of all they ignore UNSC orders (by help of America Vetoing them) that are based on previous agreements for peace. And they continue the settlements (demolishiong people's houses/land in the west bank and and taking them by force).

The peace deals are just Israel buying time until they have settlements in all over the west bank so they can be like "now my people live there, can't give that land". Btw those settlers are given free houses, salary and have army as guards just to exist there to prove there's Israeli people live there... Israeli people are literally cancer.

Haha, nice one.

The same Zionist tricks again. Morocco luckily was too hostile to Jews to get accused by your Zionist media.

For other people to know. At some point in the last century 1/3 of Moroccans were Jews. Some from the Crusade times others from the antisemitism rise times.

There was no conflicts between the two religious groups at all. It was known that they babysit each others kids one from Friday's prayer and the others for Saturday when Jews go to their temples.

Im kind of skeptical of a two state solution tbqh.

DEE JAY KHALED

WE THE BEST

They'd get the right of return but not land unless it was recent settlements that can be evac'd.

Maybe if the Muslim world paid back for all the stolen property and money taken from Mizrah Jews (which is calculated to be more than was taken from Palestinians) then we can talk.

...

It would turn to another islamic hellhole. Just deport the palestinians to saudi arabia or whatever. Seems rather merciful, instead of slaughtering them all as would have been done 100 years ago.

So you propose city states?

Yeah, just like there was no conflict in Germany or France with Jews.

Just ignore all the massacares the don't fit your narrative, or were you just mind controlled by le evil zionists.

I am honestly anti-zionist at this point, for many reasons, but youarab historic revisionists are just as bad as the poles who say they were the real victims of the holocaust.

Only Tel-Aviv and Jerusalem.
And the Tel-Aviv state could possible stretch to Haifa and just be the Coast state.

TRAITOR

I always thought Khaled was Lebanese for some reason

Why are you trying to argue with him, it's just going to make you assmad

Let the Eu make a protectorate out of Palestine

What could go wrong? ??

Uhh like a certain mountain jew land? Switzerland?

t. Yechiel Schmaltziel

Their is too much generational hatred and butthurt between the two peoples for these types of policies to make sense. It's a slippery slope. This is why a one state solution is not possible. It would turn out worse than South Africa and end the concept of the "Jewish state".

A 2 state solution is not possible because the Palestinians don't have a proper government and a sugar daddy. They're powerless. Then you have the Israelis, who are actively undermining the idea with their settlement BS and periodic bombing campaigns.

I don't see a solution any time soon with Bibi "I killed Oslo hahaha" Netanyahu in power

resettlement would be pretty fucking obvious. I'm just thinking, at all this tom foolery. The whole part of the planet is Muslim. Go to Kuwait. Go to Jordan. Go to Lebanon.

Every Israeli is in a constant state of assmad

One day the west bank should be independent with large chunks annexed to Israel. But the gaza strip deserves nothing but bombs.

Being surrounded by Muslims I understand. Their propaganda is such bullshit, but their people don't think rationally. The Muslims still use the Crusades as an argument despite that it was 800 years ago.

Thank God for that

Dude, I can't believe you are saying that...

That's how you pay back your hosts?

Read your history about who got your out of Spain's torture chambers.

The solution is that Palestinians bow to their masters

>Crusades as an argument despite that it was 800 years ago
Talking to the guy using the argument of "this was my land 2000 years ago".

I am Ashkenazi actually, and you are literally saying the exact same things as poles on Sup Forums.

Why do you think that in Israel it's the Mizrahim who hate Arabs while the Ashkenazim are seem as Arab-loving leftists?

All white Palestinians should be given Israeli citizenship and deconverted from Islam. Remove the rest.

This is primarily an ethnic conflict, not a religious one.

So both stupid muslims and stupid jews play the same retarded card. We all know that.

In this case it's just right of conquest, no one stopped Russia from taking Crimea and I would bet one kebab and a dreidal that if either side went to war to occupy an other it would just turn into world wide "deeply concerned" scenario and finally let this shit play out.

I don't care about either muslims or jews just go to war already to decide who rules the land.

Yes

Especially when you consider that Gaza and the West bank are governed differently

There's no Israeli who love Arabs. If they do the wouldn't be killing them.

>I am Ashkenazi actually
You aren't even Semitic btw... who just saw a land of people that can kill and take and you did.

No one stopped Russia but also no one helped them...

Israel was set up by UK, and now guarded by US.

But it's fine day on me and day on you. US would be a world's power forever.

You are still ignoring my question, which means you know the answer and are afraid to admit it because it doesn't fit your narrative.

>You aren't even Semitic
Thank you for the compliment :^)

עזוב ערבים לא רואים הגיון

Can't we just gas them all and give the land to the squirrels or something? Honestly seems like a smarter solution.

How would the squirrels survive in a desert shithole
There aren't even any acorns

No squirrels? Okay, just nuke it or find an equally cute animal to give the land to. It's the only, the final solution.

I have a solution we have the U.S administer it and heavily Americanize them.

Answer my question too

Why all Palestinians hate Israelis?

I'm not sure if it's because they kill their families on daily basis, or they are just being antisemitics.

>Thank you for the compliment :^)
So the racism versus Mizrahim is a real thing in Israel, nice.

hmmmmmmmmm...........Gorillas

What about Jews? We are very cute.

Nuke then populate then populate it with camels or some shit

I'd rather put Mormons there

I'm not denying we kill palestinians, but I don't understand how that retroactively justifies your actions

>So the racism versus Mizrahim is a real thing in Israel, nice.
Yeah, it's almost as bad as racism against them in Arab countries

Mormons aren't that bad, they're just friendly cult members

Gorillas aren't cute. Silly American.
"No"
Camels aren't cute. What the fuck america? Also if we find a cute enough animal to give the land to we don't need to nuke it, we just gas them and use them as fertilizer.

I knew a Moromon that started crying because he had a girlfriend and watched porn. I had the "talk" with him.

>Camels aren't cute. What the fuck america?
What cute desert animals are there? I know that there are shrew/mice type things but I can't think of their names

reuters.com/article/us-israel-palestinians-settlements-idUSKCN0YM1MY

>If a peace deal were magically struck tomorrow, the Palestinians would expect the Israelis living in Mitzpe Yericho to leave. But its 3,000 residents, nearly all whom are religious nationalists, have no such intention. To them, the settlement enterprise is God-given and irreversible.

>"If there's peace with the Palestinians we're staying and if there's no peace we're staying," said Yoel Mishael, 65, who has lived in Mitzpe Yericho since its founding. "It's part of Israel, according to the Bible. It's something from God."

>The settlement project began after Israel captured the West Bank and East Jerusalem in the 1967 war. In the 1970s, with the government's encouragement, large number of Jews began moving onto the occupied land. There are now 550,000 of them.

The jews are winning and the "two states solution" is just misinformation garbage they spew up to buy them as much time as they need to settle the entire west bank.

>I had the "talk" with him.
Did he think she was cheating on him?

fennic foxes

what does this mean lads

"The Goyim know, shut it down"
Just a rough translation

Are you mad?! look at these cheeky bastards. You're telling me the world doesn't need more of these

'no'

youtube.com/watch?v=HESIFBrjzLE

cute

The whole area needs a solid crusading

ריקושט
Rikoshet (Ricochet)
Name of a store for camping equipment

Nah, They were both(good looking) awkward virgins. If she did. I didn't know about it.

Shit, I read that wrong, I thought you said he cried because she was watching porn

Fine, we give it to them. Time to warm up the ovens, I expect help from the US with this, obviously.
"Not a gorilla"

Doesn't matter. Just needs some sort of whacky creature

"Please explain this meme"

We already decided on this, we're giving the land to these fox things.
"Not a meme"

"What would you like to be explained, friend"

Why people sometimes reply with 'no' instead of just no

"The answer is 'no'"
Just shortened to "no"
Now please leave your holy land so we can have these cute fox things live there and create an equally cute society.