Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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100 most common Japanese words
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乙トニオ

おつつ

boipucci

thanks

he seems quite mad about me for something I dunt evn remember lmao

Now I want to play Diavlo's adventure again.

乙んまぁーい

otu

oui

Why Koreans wear same glasses?

ネトウヨ vs ネトサヨ

I think I'm the one who said that actually, kek.

ふぁいつ!!

France wins this time
No more crazy Brit

来たか
刺激すんなよ、今日のあいつはヤバい

He's not British though, he's Bulgarian.

精神的に参ってるやつをわざわざ刺激すんなよ・・・

縁なしめがねはおじさんや変態達が使うアイテムだという社会的雰囲気が蔓延している

>変態
はい、変態です

he who keeps posting pics of spooky women is an immigrant from Bulgaria?

Yes.

マジか。韓国行くときは気をつけよう

日本人も似たようなメガネかけてる奴最近多いよな
あのメガネはバカの証だと思ってる

あぶらウナギの立場がないなw

おっぱい
おっぱい
おっぱい

ポロリ
ぽろり
ぽろり
!!!

I sometimes wish I could have been taught to play an instrument then I would be able to play all day long until my arm fall off instead of thinking all thoughts then i would be able to ignore all the imperfections in this world and close the door of my room and play all day long all week long all month long whole year long then only music will feel my senses and brain then i would be able to find peace and actually find some peace and make maybe a few friends and sometimes post videos of me playing somewhere like niconico or youtube then i will be able to calm myself and actually make something beautiful to contribute to the world no matter how imperfect it is instead of disturbing people of japanese thread with my edgy words (but they speak of true, some truth are ugly when said but they are still true. very true) but my father actually did send me to a music school because being able to play an instrument or true is a must for "upper class sophisticated koreans" but he actually did tell the teachers not to "teach him any real music, because then he might fall for it and might want to be a musician and that will be a professional suicide and i will never my son to a music school (university) or anything, so just teach him a bit so he will be able to play a dozen song or more.) and i told him that i would like to try out the violin but he said "no piano should be enough" and so many tragedies happened to my life afterwards and i wasn't like this essentially because i am an INFP and i really used to be a benevolent, optimistic child of this world but the episodes in my life turned me into this and taught me that being benevolent is being weak and all this tortures me inside because i am still benevolent inside but i want to kill that i happened to interact in my life because i want to forget all... and sleep away all my time but when i wake up everything is still here and malice is everywhere and i can't ignore them because i am unable to do anything and can't even

変態おじさんの何が悪い!

日本でも少なからず
眼鏡=変質者のイメージはあるけどな

mental illness is common in this thread

20年以上前のスタイルが巡ってきたのかw
ダッサ

True.

How about electro music?
I thought you like vocaloid so you can make song with it

>fly to japan
>get to immigration
>"ching chang chong?"
>Uhh i don't speak japanese...
>"ching chong ok you go now chang"
>get on the train to my hotel
>see woman getting molested
>get to the hotel
>"ching chang mr user-san, here is your 5 star capsule"
>turn TV on
>It's porn
>pack my stuff, get back on the train and fly home

Thank god, I'm back in a country that makes sense

ファッションは流行り廃りを繰り返すもんだぞ
一応言っておく

いや、それ初めて聞いた

>本当に日本人だった
そうだったのか(; ・`д・´)
ではでは二度寝するノツ

read a book because there are imperfections and malice in books especially as well because conflicts are the essential part of any story so they also always remind me of all the imperfections and bad people in this world so I can't even read a book and i used to play games all day long all week long all month long until the first joint of my middle finger of the right hand got all sore and red and hurt even then i kept playing because then i could forget about everything and be in there but my spine got fucked and middle finger unusable and more than that i realized gaming isn't bringing me anywhere and gaming can't continue continually so i should do something constructive so i quit gaming but the reality is there is nobody beside me and the world is full of bad people and i can't ignore them all because i can't even play an instrument and i one day will have to sustain myself but i am unable to do it and korean is a beautiful language but speaking is confining myself to this imperfect (divided) country called south korea i dreamt of trenscending all these when i was young but one day woke up i am a useless gaming addict neet in his 20s with nothing going on in his life and still all the bad memories and bad people like F. are out there AND I CANT STAND THEDM THEY ARE BAD WHY ARE THEY ALLOWED TO ROAM STREETS AND BE HAPPY WHEN I AM STUCK HERE IN THE SHADOW BEING TORTURED EVERY DAY FUCKING RACISTS LIKE F. SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO EXISTS BUT NOVELS SAY THAT CONFLICTS ARE THEIR CORE, ENGINE, HEART, AND SOUL AND IF YOU WANT TO BE A WRITER YOU WILL HAVE TO EMBRACE IT AND THE DARK THINGS IN THE WORLD BUT I DON'T WANT TO BUT I KNOW WRITING A NOVEL IS THE ONLY WAY I WILL DO ANYTHING IN THIS WORLD BUT I DONT WANT TO BE HAUNTED BY YOU ANYMORE AND I JUST WISH I WAS A MUSICIAN SO THAT I CAN FORGET ABOUT ALL THE WORLD OUTSIDE AND FOCUS ON MY CRAFT WHETHER THE WORLD ENDS OR NOT BUT BEING A WRITER MEANS BEING CURIOUS ABOUT THIS IMPERFECT, MALEVOLENT WORLD AND FINDING CONFLICTS

おやすみ
have a sweet dream.

Try to make otomads. there're a plenty of nifty ones on niconico. some of them actually changed my life.

二度寝するのかw
じゃあ、自分もそろそろ寝るかな、またねノシ
good night have a sweet dream!

解っとるけど一巡して韓国のダサさとシンクロするのが気持ち悪いんだよw
まぁ韓国は今あれで最高にいいんだしいいんだよ。
でもね日本はもうちょい捻ろうぜっていう感じ。
初めてじゃないんだし

おやすみ~
have a sweet dream.

おいもう寝ろ
俺もそろそろ寝る
おやすみ

誰かが薬を飲み忘れたようだな

おやすみなさい

おやすみ

...

韓国では90年代半ばや後半、日本のファッションが再照明している。 特に女子大生たち。
安室奈美恵Don't wanna cry時代スタイル、華原朋美Hate tell a lie時代スタイル、ルーズソックス、PUFFYスタイルなどが再び流行中ですが
30~40代の日本人おばさんおじさんたちが韓国旅行に来たら若い子たちがなぜこんなに旧式なスタイルを好むかと驚いている

光があるから影があるのさ
音楽や小説はしんどいときにはやめた方がいいかもな
とにかく茶を飲んで寝ろ
もう夜だぞ

楽しめない気分の時はネットは少しお休みして寝た方がいいぞ
ちゃんと休めたらまた来ればいい

>French talk to each other in English
They finally understood which language is greater.

おやすみ

ドイツさんがポロリを覚えてくれてうれしい。
ポロリはエッチなsceneじゃなくても使えます。
「涙がぽろり」とか「お菓子がぽろり」。
「小さく落ちる」という意味です。

You shouldn't bother him. He's going through a difficulty.

むしろ旧式だろうがダサかろうが世界にはファッションを気にしている人がこんなにいることに驚いている
学生時代はいつもジャージだった

90年代はこういう服のちょっと不良っぽい女の子がいた。
いい時代だった。懐かしい。

便秘になる奴いる?

ピンクのやつ飲めばいいじゃん

俺ら

Me on the left

80年代が最高だったよ、アニメを見てもわかる。アニメに何十億もかけれる時代だぞ。

エヴァ、カウボーイビバップ世代だけど。

あれ死ぬほど苦しいじゃん

便秘の時って腹筋が弱ってるから屁も出ない
屁が出れば糞もでる

ファイバーは?
つうかなんでいきなり便秘の話?

最近日本の若い女性たちはこのようなヘアスタイルほとんどしなくて通ってる?
90年代末期~2000年代前半ミレニアム時代を20代で送った私にとっては日本人女子大生したらあんな端髪の毛が広がっているオレンジカラーヘアにパールメイクアップをしてブーツカットジーパンを履くのが今までステレオタイプとして記憶に残っている
これも今はおばさんスタイルになってしまったのだろうか

youtube.com/watch?v=LHW6saIqk2Y

I feel like today's Japanese thread is quite fast even though there are less posters than usual.

90年代後半もまだまだ金使えてたよ。
Dr.スランプがデジタルで1997年。カードキャプターさくらが1998年でセル画。

youtube.com/watch?v=dawVdSS_FsE
youtube.com/watch?v=iKrt__Ulzy4

Mだから無問題じゃん

AND I DONT WANT TO WRITE IN KOREAN KOREAN IS BEAUTIFUL BUT LIMITING AND CONFINING I WANTED TO TRANSCEND ALL BOUNDARIES AND LIMITS AND BORDERS THAT S WHY I LEARN ALL THESE LANGUAGES BUT THEY AREN'T BRINGING ME ANYWHERE EITHER THEY ARE JUST A FUNNY TRICK OF A CIRCUS ANYMALL AND I PATHETICALLY HAVE YOU ONLY YOU AND JUST YOU TO SPEAK TO AND GOD ONLY SILENTLY HELPS ME AND I YET AGAIN BREAK DOWN TO LET HIM DOWN SO I PRACTICALLY HAVE ONLY YOU TO TALK TO AND NOW YOU THI NK I AM TOUCHED IN THE HEAD AND WILL DISREGARD ME AND THEN I DONT HAVE ANYTHING AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLD YOU ANYTHING FROM THE FIRST PLACE BUT I TRUSTED YOU BECAUSE UNLIKE OTHER THREADS ON 4 CHAN YOU SEEEMED MAYBE FOR A BIT BENEVOLENT AND NICE AND WARM AND SINCE 17 Sup Forums WAS MY ONLY FRIEND TO TALK TO BUT IT IS MALEVOLENT IN ESSENCE AND I HAVE BECOME MALEVOLENT IN ESSENCE TOO THATS WHY I WAS ATTRACTED TO IT FROM THE FIRST PLACE AND I HATE ALL THOSE BASTARDS WHO MADE ME MALEVOLENT AND THAT'S WHY I WANT TO KILL THEM AND THATS WHY I STARTED TO THINK ABOUT KILLING PEOPLE I USED TO BE NORMAL ALL NICE NORMAL NICE WARM BENEVOLENT CARING FOR OTHERS BUT THE WORLD WASNT FOR ME AND AND NOW MY ONLY FRIEND WILL HATE ME AND BRAND ME KICHIGAI AND YOU BEING MY ONLY FRIEND IS ABNORMAL FROM THE FIRST PLACE AND I SHOUDN'T EXIST AT THIS POINT BUT THAT TINY LITTLE VOICE IN MY HEART SAYS MAYBE THERE IS MAYBE A LITTLE BIT OF HOPE TO SALVAGE YOUR LIFE SO I CAN'T FUCKING INHALE HELIUM ALREADY AND SUFFOCATE MYSELF AND TAHT IS BEING WEAK AND DISGUSTS ME AND NOW I HATE ALL OF YOU BECAUSE YOU WILL HATE ALL OF ME NOW AND I AM SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD I JUST WANT A FRIEND TO TALK TO TELL ALL MY SUFFERINGS AND BE UNDERSTOOD BUT NO ONE WILL BE MY FRIEND BECAUSE OF MY SUFFERINGS SO I AM CORNERED I AM DESTINED TO "LIVE" IN THIS SHADY ROOM OF MINE I TRIED TO VENTURE OUT I TRIED TO GET SMALL JOBS LIKE TENDING INTERNET CAFES OR FAST FOOD JOINTS BUT PEOPLE ALWAYS WHISPERED TO MY BACK THAT I AM WIERD I KNOW THAT I HAVE ADHD

I'm writing a message to put up on the bulletin board in my apartment complex. How do you say: "Yo, some cunt stole nicked my bike so make sure you lock your shit up." in Japanese?

チャリ盗まれちまった
お前も気をつけやがれこの野郎

ヘアスタイルは個性がよく出るのでいつでも色々な人がいます。
ブーツカットは10年以上前と40年前ぐらいに流行ったのではないでしょうか。
今は店にも個人にも個性やセンスが求められるので似たような人ばかりでは無いと思います。

takahiro世代か

YOU HATE ME PEOPLE HATE ME MY SHRINK HATE ME MY PARENTS HATE ME I HATE MYSELF MY FORMER CLASSMATES LAUGH AT ME PEOPLE THINK I AM WEIRD I TRY TO BE CAREFUL BUT MENTAL DIARRHEA BREAKS OUT ANYTIME OUT OF NOWHERE THEN PEOPLE WALK AWAY PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME I HAVE NO ONE I HAVE NOTHING TO DO I CAN DO NOTHING..

Preciate it. The veiled threat to the rest of the assholes living here should go down a treat. Pretty sure one of the fuckers here took it. They don't take kindly to white boys 'round these parts.

I don't hate you
Remember this

Breathe.

韓国出張中の日本人?
まあその髪型は見るからにオバサン臭い
1980年代はなぜかオバサン臭くないけど

チャリで来た

いないわけではないけど、外ハネスタイルはあまり見ない
ヘアアイロンで巻き髪を作る子はよく見る
妹も毎朝巻き巻きしてる

18時台のアニメが最高だった世代。

昔便秘気味だったけど腹筋鍛えたら治った

80年代以降が全てキャバクラの汚い娘に見える
こういう髪でええんよ

マジで「知らんがな」と愚痴ってしまった

マジか。

確かに腹筋弱いわ。腹パンされたらボヨボヨで死ぬ。

お前みたいなオタクに好かれたくないから女の子はそういう髪形にしてるんだよ、ってつぶやきが壮絶ふぁぼられてるの見たことあるな

takahiro世代とかいうな。

このガキンチョが

Maybe it's because in busy playing dota ATM but I will be here in about 2 hours

毎日新しい単語を習います!

逆に女はこういう自然な男より金髪男の方が好きなんだろうか

I just said 'Crazy Brit' but you understand I meant you
wow you know that you are insane?
It's surprising

PEU IMPORTE QU'IL SOIT TOI OU F. QUI A DIT CA, CE QUI EST IMPORTANT EST QUE QUELQU'UN EN FRANCE ET SUR LE FIL JAPONAIS A DIT QUELQUE CHOSE DE STUPIDE ET DISCRIMINATOIRE QUI BLESSE DES GENS SANS FAIRE ATTENTIONS AUX SENTIMENTS D'EUX. TU N'ETAIS JAMAIS VENU EN COREE ET TU ME DEMANDE POURQUOI TOUS LES COREENS ONT DE MEME COIFFURE PEUT ETRE LA QUESTION ELLE MEME PEUT PARAITRE NORMAL ET SANS MALVEILLANCE MAIS CE QUI ME TROUBLE EST QUE LA QUESTION REVELE QUE TU ES UNE PERSONNE QUI JUGE FACILEMENT ET DONC TU T'AJOUTE A LA MALVEILLANCE DE CE MONDE DONT J'ETAIS VICTIME ET QUI JE HAIS C'EST LA RAISON POUR LAQUELLE J'AI DIT QUE JE VEUX TUER F.(MAINTENANT TOI) S'IL N'Y AVAIT PAS LA LOI

but he lost his willy...

...

人による。

思うんだけど、女性は男性より外見の好みが多様(寛容)な気がする。

清潔感があるならOKだろ

男でも女性の外見に寛容な人はいる
でもオタクは(自分の外見は棚に上げて)女性の見た目を批判する奴多いから、男性と女性で全体的に比べられたら確かにそういうもんかもな

bye please forget me
forget me
really forget me
if you don't forget me i will always be haunted
so please forget me, don't talk about me, don't think about me, purge me from your memories, pretend i never existed, pretend hard to even fool yourself that i never existed
forget me please everyone really i mean it please
bye
please do i asked
please forget me
really
forget me
'bye