Distro Roulette

Head over to distrowatch and click 'random'. The result is your new daily driver. How fucked/comfy are you? How does your workflow change?
>simplicity linux
light and comfy, good for a shitposting machine

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distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=bsdrp
distrowatch.com/table-mobile.php?distribution=swift
distrowatch.com/table-mobile.php?distribution=elementary
distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=openmandriva
distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=zeroshell
distrowatch.com/table-mobile.php?distribution=pisi
distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=pentoo
distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=smoothwall
distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=rescatux
distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=fermi
distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=paldo
ferenos.weebly.com
distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=midnightbsd
untangle.com/
ibiblio.org/refracta/
distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=fatdog
distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=audiophile
distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=swecha
distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=talkingarch
distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=xubuntu
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Not sure I want to use Fedora

>CloudReady
Can't escape the botnet

distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=backbox

Not bad.

distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=bsdrp

I'm fucked.

> Elastix

What the shit is this?

embedded system for turbo encabulators

Eh, not the worst thing I suppose

>Runtu is a Russian desktop Linux distribution based on Ubuntu's LTS (long-ter support) releases. It features full support for Russian and a variety of extra applications, tools and media codecs. There are two separate editions that are produced with a varying degree of frequency; the "Xfce" edition tend to get more attention while the "Lite" edition, featuring the LXDE desktop, is also released and updated from time to time.

Not far off from lubuntu

>Uruk GNU/Linux is a distribution of the GNU operating system, with the Linux-libre kernel.
It comes ready for home and office use, and programs are easy to find and install.
Uruk GNU/Linux is currently based on the Trisquel GNU/Linux core.

>Main Project managers are
Ali Abdulghani
Hayder Majid

POO

Wasted

>99999
Dude, why is this guy NOT getting checked?!?!?!?
fucking ell mate

ReactOS is a free and open-source operating system based on the best design principles found in the Windows NT architecture. Written completely from scratch, ReactOS is not a Linux-based system and it shares none of the UNIX architecture. The main goal of the ReactOS project is to provide an operating system which is binary compatible with Windows. This will allow Windows applications and drivers to run as they would on a Windows system. Additionally, the look and feel of the Windows operating system is used, such that people accustomed to the familiar user interface of Windows would find using ReactOS straightforward. The ultimate goal of ReactOS is to allow people to use it as an alternative to Windows without the need to change software they are used to.

Neat.

quints don't lie. Out with Gentoo, Runtu is now /ourdistro/

You say that, but Alpine is pretty fucking dope once you figure out how to work it. It feels very much like a *BSD in a very good way.

>checked
Now I'll say install Rentoo

(Taylor) Swift Linux
distrowatch.com/table-mobile.php?distribution=swift
> Damn it, could have been Miley Cirus Linux but no.
Eh. Based on Debian, so I guess could use it.

distrowatch.com/table-mobile.php?distribution=elementary

Got Elementary OS. At least it's not completely no name.

distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=openmandriva

Meh. It's not bad, but it doesn't seem great either. Overall, it's alright

SourceMage
It's pretty good

distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=zeroshell
>my desktop is a router now
what do I win..?

distrowatch.com/table-mobile.php?distribution=pisi
>no systemd
>based on: independent
I might give it a go but there should be a reason why this isn't popular, maybe their package manager is shit?

distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=pentoo

Eh, I can deal with it. Literally just Gentoo with Xfce and infosec ricing.

distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=smoothwall

Smoothwall is a family of Internet security products, designed to defend your users and your network from external attacks. Smoothwall Express is based on the Linux operating system. Linux is the ideal choice for security systems; it is well proven, secure, highly configurable and freely available as open source code. Smoothwall includes a hardened subset of the GNU/Linux operating system, so there is no separate OS to install. Designed for ease of use, Smoothwall is configured via a web-based GUI, and requires absolutely no knowledge of Linux to install or use


Just, ugh.

>peach OSI
looks to be just like ubuntu but looking like OSX

distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=rescatux

Oh boy?

>OBRevenge

distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=fermi

eh

>whonix

distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=paldo
looks alright, actually

telephone server, basically

>morpheusarch

distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=pentoo

Meh.

>bunsenlabs

I am okay with this.

ferenos.weebly.com
wow, actually i dont use linux but im gona give it a try, this looks rly good.

>PLD Linux

Tear-iffic.

SME Server (known as e-smith at the time) was founded in January 1999 by Joseph and Kim Morrison. The company introduced the first version of its flagship software product, the e-smith server and gateway, in April 1999. By the end of the year, many thousands of e-smith servers were running in countries from Fiji to Finland. Word was spreading quickly among developers and systems integrators who needed a solid, easy-to-use server for their small-business customers. In July 2001, e-smith was acquired by Mitel Networks, but was later released as an open-source product under the GPL licence. In May 2013 a new not-for-profit organisation was set up to manage SME server. Due to copyright issues it was named Koozali SME Server Inc. The word "Koozali" approximates to Swahili for "rebirth". Future versions will use this name. The distribution, which is based on CentOS, is currently entirely funded by donations.

JUST

Kodachi Linux.

Sounds pretty sweet, tbqdesu..

Haha wait, is that a guy fawkes mask in the background?

>EXPECT US

>distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=midnightbsd

Not bad cool logo too

Alpine Linux
nice

>Parrot Security OS
What the ...?

untangle.com/

>Untangle NG Firewall is a Debian-based network gateway with pluggable modules for network applications like spam blocking, web filtering, anti-virus, anti-spyware, intrusion prevention, VPN, SSL VPN, firewall, and more.

H4krs wont be holding my wares for ransom

> Tails
Ohhh boy, here we go.

ibiblio.org/refracta/

what

Fatdog64 Linux
distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=fatdog

distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=audiophile

I guess I need to start downloading flac files for now on.

I'll install this on my X60 when I get home...

distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=swecha
>Literal pajeet distro
fml.

distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=talkingarch

So it's just Arch with an installer for blind people. Easy

distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=xubuntu
pretty comfy tbqh

Fuck untangled, when I was a kid this is what prevented me browsing porn and downloading .exe files.
>dad please can can you turn off untangled so I install AIM and chat with the other 5th graders at school.

>Clonezilla Live is a Debian-based live CD containing Clonezilla, a partition and disk cloning software similar to Norton Ghost. It saves and restores only used blocks in hard drive. With Clonezilla, one can clone a 5 GB system to 40 clients in about 10 minutes.

Swift Linux

I see lots of fapping in my future