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Vicky edition

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cara

crayon pop

maisie

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Wasn't Pepe on that because it was showing the most retweeted photos?

If they do something like that in the future everyone should Tweet Kev

binnie desu

techno

Not a fan of this whole IBS gimmick that i have to live with for the rest of my life

maisie

camila
I look up to caraposter for his devotion

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is there anything better than getting really really high on a nice summer's evening

love cheese honestly
wish I had a big wheel to myself

all I have right now is a block of old smoked cheddar and another of cheap medium cheddar

Except I doubt many people here have twatbook.

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i don't care? lol fuck off

don't have any i'm afraid

haha cheddar wanker loves his cheddar

Even Alexander Jahans isn't single

Why am I so retarded that I have never been in a relationship at 23 years old?

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Not sure I like cheese but tbf I've only had cheap cheddar

Pooey Lynx Lad

this 2bh

In all this furore about immigration and the EU we seem to have forgotten some key facts:

Every year since records began more people have come into Britain from outside the EU than from inside.

EU migrants are far far more likely to go back home than non-EU migrants.

Most concerns about Immigration stem from the alienation and parallel societies that develop partiularly in the Inner Cities. None of that is because of Migrants from the 28 countries.

Especially because no EU country is even close to having the muslim majority that would exacerbate our current problems with Islamic extremism and Sharia Law.

If we did leave, our Immigration policies would still be decided by the main parties not UKIP. What would be any different about their attitude to stemming immigration then as it is right now?

In light of all this, I really don't understand how Brexit would remotely be the best choice for Britain.

Bad genes and even worse luck

le only oldfags get this meme XDDDD

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what do i text her lads

help

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She's probably a munter though

Alex fae Gogglebox

reckon zach weinersmith browses /lit/ along with tao lin

what other famous people browse Sup Forums boards?

randall munroe definitely visited at least once

lick my feet pls

The poles are creating parallel societies too

yeah?

>In all this furore about immigration and the EU we seem to have forgotten some key facts:
>Every year since records began more people have come into Britain from outside the EU than from inside.
>EU migrants are far far more likely to go back home than non-EU migrants.
>Most concerns about Immigration stem from the alienation and parallel societies that develop partiularly in the Inner Cities. None of that is because of Migrants from the 28 countries.
>Especially because no EU country is even close to having the muslim majority that would exacerbate our current problems with Islamic extremism and Sharia Law.
>If we did leave, our Immigration policies would still be decided by the main parties not UKIP. What would be any different about their attitude to stemming immigration then as it is right now?
>In light of all this, I really don't understand how Brexit would remotely be the best choice for Britain.

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Cheddar is the most commonly eaten cheese globally, it's another win for Britain.

there is nothing wrong with losing your virginity to an escort

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Ah yes

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>having a 2 handed gf
Not very tolerant desu

Maybe the first generation but second generation will tick 'white british' on the census and everyone will assume they're native

I was tired of being drunk.
My face cracked like a joke.
So I swung through here
like a brace of jackrabbits,
with their necks all broke.

I stumbled at the door with my boot,
and I knocked against the jam.
and I scrabbled at your chest, like a mute,
with my fists of ham.
trying to tell you that I am
telling you I can —
I can
love you again;
love you again.

I'm squinting towards the East.
My faith makes me a dope.
But you can take my hand,
in the darkness, darling,
like a length of rope.
I shaped up overnight, you know,
the day after she died.
when I saw my heart,
and I'll tell you, darling,
it was open wide.
what with telling you I am
telling you I can —
I can
love you again;
love you again.

And it can have no bounds, you know.
It can have no end.
You can take my hand
in the darkness, darling,
when you need a friend.
And it can change in shape or form,
but never change in size.
Well the water, it ran deep, my darling,
where it don't run wide.

The feather of a hawk was bound,
bound around my neck;
a poultice made of fig,
the eager little vultures pecked.
And a verse I read in jest
in Matthew, spoke to me;
said "There's a flame that moves
like a low-down pest"
and says, "You will be free"

only, tell me that I can
tell me that I can:
I can love you again;
love you again.

Love you again, love you again.
Love you again, love you again.
Love you again, love you again.
Love you again, love you again.
Love you again, love you...

it doesn't count

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when making a homemade fleshlight how do you ensure the plastic glove goes all the way in between the sponges you you are not scraping your dick against a bare sponge?

i have group bins tho, and now that sad bin to christen my binnie folder

>Let's let in every Fritz, Pierre and Wladizowski to make Britain white
>They are far more likely to go back home
You're just trying to find excuses for your cuckholdry

In any case, the reason I don't want immigration is because I like fields and shit and don't want massive population growth to concrete over the green belt

What sort of chink are you?

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its a good cheese, versatile and it tastes great.

not my favorite but its hardly 'bad'

I had half wheel of brie not long ago but I used it all up

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Paki

don't stop

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12 year old second cousin fancys me

She's a half nig

that's my local news

where are you?

also becky is best girl

Joanna Newsom? IS THAT YOU LET ME LICK YOUR FEET

sex for money often ends up cheaper
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does fucking a girl with learning disabilities count?

Best plane tbf, even better in BoB camo.

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if she consented then sure

Why has the thing on the wing fallen off on the back of the right one?

the gloves don't have holes in you retard

The reason for immigration isn't to change the ethnic make up of the country, it's to work and contribute to the economy

The majority of the green belt is privately owned and not accessable by the public. it's mostly intensive farming and some golf courses - it's there to stop urban sprawl which doesn't even work as shown by London expanding past the green belt

I'm in one of the places named in the pic

I don't want a fucking chat about cheese with you mate

Yes.
No.

>She's a half nig
BRITAIN YES

but lowering yourself to someone who is never likely to reproduce is much easier

you're probably a paki

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let me smell your hair at least
i'm better than andy samberg

where
tell me lad

Population of England:

Year 1086: 1,710,000
Year 2011: 53,012,456

I'm not saying it's perfect, but not allowing the population to grow loads is in absolute minimum

Starting a job tomorrow lads

But pakis eat paneer.

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qts

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>The majority of the green belt is privately owned and not accessable by the public.
Absolute melt lmao I'll just walk straight through any of those "privately owned" fields

>shane ward on soccer aid team

haha what year is it

really wanted that duck to eat it

>The reason for immigration isn't to change the ethnic make up of the country

starting a jobby tomorrow lads

We currently have a below replacement birth rate

If the birth rate stays the same and you want your standard of living to stay the same or increase we need immigration - see: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographic_crisis_of_Russia

Now personally I will be voting to stay in the EU as I'd prefer this immigration and labour force top up to come from eastern and southern europeans - see: independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/european-immigrants-contribute-5bn-to-uk-economy-but-non-eu-migrants-cost-118bn-9840170.html

They are european, christians, net contributors to the economy and are more likely to move back home eventually - less pension and healthcare cost

If you'd prefer for this immigration to come from india, pakistan and china then by all means voting to leave the EU is in your best interest

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Get fucked pirata

not sure it might be a chaff launcher thats been used but thats totally a guess

gf said she'll break up with me unless i become vegan

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>no plans or places to go when the weather is finally good
>no plans or places to go when the weather isn't good

kill me

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get learned