Getting your own bot waifu is still far away but now you can rent one

Getting your own bot waifu is still far away but now you can rent one
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>rent one
cuck

>renting a waifu
>paying money to use someone else's literal cum dumpster
Found the cuck

Fuck off faggot

Another top tier job:cleaning the shit and semen from the robot whore's every hole

Wonder what the pay would be.

But I already trade used onaholes with /jp/ees

I don't even have to pay 80euro for it

back to your shithole
/jp/ has been shit for years

why would there be shit in the robot

>Getting your own bot waifu is still far away but now you can rent one
This is not a bot, retard.
You can easily buy one of these sex dolls, it's nothing new.

if the cleaner is lucky. You ever try to clean semen from your hair, it takes forever...I mean me either.

>100 Euro an hour
real prostitutes are cheaper

...

>no feminine benis

When did Miku get fat?

>renting a onahole

How about no

The real question is:
Can I install Source Mage on it?

When she became 3DPD

Actually, this

>rent

Eww.

But you won't catch STDs from these.

www.restaroastie.org.jp

>implying you wont get an STD from sharing a poorly cleaned literal cumhole with a bunch of strangers

Also
>what are condoms

>implying these strangers are high risk. This thing will probably take a bunch of people's virginity...or maybe not depending on your definition of virginity

>implying virgins can't have STDs
kek

>Renting a doll ever
>Buying a doll for thousands of dollars that isn't even a Trottla
For what possible reason?

ewww

Just went to pornhub to see what's like to fuck one of these.
One word: Pathetic.

first thing I'do is getting rid of the head

yeah this

boston dynamics need to work on this

>paying for sex for anything but an 8+/10 real model
Lol at the idea of paying to fuck some plastic doll with a fucking condom, which has no jaw so when you stick it in the mouth the entire face deforms fucking lol.

Why not just get a girlfriend?
I always thought it was hard
Stopped being a beta bitch and it worked.

get normie

...

>has a gf
>normie
Why people here won't just accept that it's easier to change a few parameters of self to get a gf to fuck than to live a sexless lonely life.
Then again, we're on a thread about fucking plastic dolls.

since when you can change your looks ?

What the hell did you expect? Sup Forums is full virgin neckbeards such as I myself. Sup Forumsentoomen are too busy ricing their DE to even care about 3DPD and just fap to cartoons while having a dragon dildo up their ass.

i wonder who has to clean these after people return it loaded with a mix of semen, smegma and pubic hair

Since hygiene and working out. More extreme versions include make up and plastic surgery

>Sup Forumsentoomen are too busy ricing their DE to even care about 3DPD
This always makes me laugh, because as much as they claim to not care about 3DPD, they sure are ready to jump at every direction when one is mention or posted
>who's that semen daemon
>whoa fuck that bitch
>tfw no gf
and so on.

I want one of these. Fuck.
Imagine waking up in the morning next to your cute waifu. You dress her in some qt cloths you went shopping for over the weekend and take her down for some breakfast... You then make her comfy on the sofa with a good book. Upon getting back home from a hard day at work, you see her smiling face welcoming you.
;_; maybe when I move out.

>This always makes me laugh, because as much as they claim to not care about 3DPD, they sure are ready to jump at every direction when one is mention or posted
They might just be neo-Sup Forums. Dunno

when you cant have the waifu, you become the waifu user
why dont you buy those clothes and wear em yourself?

the problem isn't renting. The problem is seeing a person which is aware that you just paid money to have sex with a plastic doll in a closed room and possibly also have smalltalk with him

This whole thread.

>neo-Sup Forums
I think this is my fourth or fifth neo-Sup Forums and I gotta say that this trend began like 2 neo-Sup Forumss ago

>him
clearly stated he is actually a she. how's that social anxiety now, huh?

>as always user?
>no I'd like to take another one today, please show me the catalogue
>does this one have an anal cavity?
>yes sir
>I'd like to book an hour with this one
>thank you sir, please follow me to the room

Fuck man, those are expensive.
i would still rather buy one than rent

lumidolls.com/en/rates

the rates are higher than with your average real-life asian prostitute

because they don't have male sacrificial love. they don't actually love you. this is why french women betrayed their husbands and slept with Nazi conquerors. if she truly loved you she would fight and die with you.

With half the risk of STD

>not using a condom

>he didn't hear of super-aids

Isn't it just the joke because everyone wants to get a qt3.14 gf but then get bitter towards the opposing sex and get in a denial saying
>muh 3DPD
>Maki dakimakura is fine
Because social outcast who are passionate about tech don't have a lot of motivation to get outside and meet people. Adding a insult to a injury, people who actual use GNU/Linux tends to be more autistic than for example windows or OSX users, thus making them more prone to 2D girls instead of 3D.

What can I say user, I like raw blowjobs over the ones with a plastic bag on me.

>literally robot whore
I'm deeply insulted you'd imply that a whore could be my waifu.

>Because social outcast who are passionate about tech don't have a lot of motivation to get outside and meet people.
>What are congresses, conventions and festivals

>Adding a insult to a injury, people who actual use GNU/Linux tends to be more autistic than for example windows or OSX users
This is where I cry a little. Whatever happened to LUGs? I used to meet some qt's over install fests to show them so Linux Wizardy. Or prepare basic tutorials/workshops on how to do basic compilations with make or how to do networking with Python for normies. There's always that one bitch that's ogling you. Your call.

I guess nothing beats apathy.

and that's why you'd prefer to fuck a literal plastic bag instead?

Helps to use a lice comb.

Actually no. I'd prefer to spend some time and money with an actual girl to get her to suck my dick.

>using condoms
KEK
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This looks waay too real. How can we be sure this isn't a doll's head shopped onto a model?

Fuck, forgot pic...

What? Looks exactly like doll.

Dunno man, apart from the small in the back, it look exactly like a human being.

It's like you never saw these.

>Why not just get a girlfriend?
lol
>It isn't hard just b urself
...

How the fuck does anyone imagine that wrangling a huge, lifeless doll is somehow going to be hot?

its 2017, you have to be CHAD to get a gf

>brainlets have to use inferior 3D dolls because they can't maintain a tulpa

>>It isn't hard just b urself
>its 2017, you have to be CHAD to get a gf

Has it ever cross your mind that no one approaches you because you're insufferable fucks or intolerable cunts? It's like all this 'being yourself' shit leaves out the part where you have to be able to make certain concessions to be able to be in a group of people.

As someone with a cuck fetish because I hate myself that is really hot.

I know I am an insufferable fuck, I'd have to pretend to get a girlfriend and it wouldn't last. But I'd get laid at least.

That nose looks too translucent. It turns me off.

What distro does this cumhole run on?

Also I bet it'll measure your cock size and how fast you finish for a "fun scoreboard or some shit"(botnet),

Surely there's a better example to use. That's just what the French do, surrender and be cucked.

Proprietary SoC non-upgradable shit.

>Also I bet it'll measure your cock size and how fast you finish for a "fun scoreboard or some shit"(botnet),
Or even better, keep an all-time scoreboard with past users' initials, like old arcade games.

The cuckest of things.

Yeah, the whole concept reminds me of old arcade games

Except you stick your willy instead of a coin and are a grown adult

>in the middle of dicking it
>suddenly picks you up
>does a 180 and zooms out of the window, lands smoothly and races out into oncoming traffic
>keeps jumping the cars without slowing down
>dick still inside
>best masturbation tool ever

>fostering mental illness instead of just jerking off

I'll bet you can just hose it down with industrial solvent and it'll be fine.

Can you imagine being that receptionist?

>this is my life now
>fuck

that is how it always works in tribal societies that are taken by stronger men. the weaker men are killed and the women are taken as concubines. women are program not to have loyalty because they want to survive and they will fall in love with the next man that kills her husband.

And maybe she would if you actually gave her anything worth fighting for, or anything at all besides a meal-ticket, for that matter.

>she
Great. Now I have to walk in there with a stack of post its and a pen just so I can communicate.
IF I COULD SPEAK TO WOMEN I WOULD NOT BE HERE REEEEEEEEEE

Pls no kink shaming

The best dolls are 2000+ burgers mate, otherwise you get some super stiff piece of shit whose legs will fall off after 3 hard dickings.

Are there any videos of someone fucking one of these?

I rather pretend a trap was my gf than get an actual gf, women are completely insufferable.

>tl;dr: would you fuck a moldy sponge?
Huh. I was gonna start a thread about this. I recently spent a bunch of time -- too much, really -- researching this. I figure if I found one on AliExpress for $400, well, that's what I spend at the bar on a weekend, so why not, right? Anyway, it turns out TPE is an ideally spongy habitat for mold & bacteria if it's not dry, and the material itself sorta slowly degrades over time, so you really shouldn't try to get more than a year out of one of these (or probably six months). I was gonna pull the trigger on buying pic related from some ching chong chang site on AliExpress (with two years and hundreds of overwhelmingly positive reviews), but, heh, my bank is awesome and would not let the charge go through. I guess I should thank my bank. Anyway, yeah, I would still spend $100 on one of these 100cm "Riley" models if I could find one for that price -- maybe in a couple years....

enjoy your ban

>Male nipples are okay
>Girl nipples are not okay

>rent
DROPPED

>make miku doll
>call aki
>rent

holy shit.

Yeah, that is how it generally goes.

>says male, but not female
kys

>those fingers
>that erector spinae
>too real

Was about to bitch about Lana Rain getting that boob job before I clicked the thumbnail

Persocoms when

just bee yourself amirite?i wonder why i never thinked about this in the 21 shitty years of my life.thanks oh, great alpha for helping me how could i ever return your favor?