Computer wakes up from sleep in middle of the night

>Computer wakes up from sleep in middle of the night

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>HDD LED indicator flickers twice while no has been using it for hours

>TV power led suddenly turns on

>using sleep mode

Enjoy losing performance

> classmate shakes my hand

...

>download and open a file
>computer speakers pop/crackle

>Computer casts spells
>Oh, wait... It's just Source Mage

Install Source Mage

>cellphone screen suddenly turns on
>no call, no message, no alerts

>not turning off your computer at night
>not dismantling your computer back into it's separate components at night
>not putting each component back into their respective original packaging and boxes at night

It's like you people want to get spied on.

>not just powering off your PC at night

it's like you want a high power bill.

>fan randomly goes full speed and back to normal

>wake up
>mouse led is on
>computer still off

lol what are you even talking about i love to use everything

>not having speedfan force the speeds

I had broken power button, have been using it for decade. Check if it's the case.

>forcing your HDD to spin down and park
>letting your SSD rot with high power on counts

I used to have a red lighted logitech M series. It was always on, but when used it got brighter. Sometimes it went bright on its own. Extra fucking creepy with lights off and you wake up all sweaty, look at the damn thing and it goes from bright to standby, as if saying "thanks for the delicious nightmares, user".

>having windooz

>launch chrome
>CMD windshield pops up for a millisecond and closes

>Not building a system without network capabilities
>not building a 3-foot thick lead computer room a mile underground to prevent interference and signal spying

It's like you want the government to find your cp stash.

>itt : things that never happen

>having pizza
>not delicious fat chest

>wake-on-LAN led starts blinking

BACK TO SLEEP COMPUTER

>swap space getting used even though there's more than enough free RAM
REEEEE

>smartphone makes that "plop" noise as if you were touching it
>screen still off
>nothing happened

Change swap strategy then.
sudo swapoff

>Computer summons succubus
>Oh shi... right... it's my Source Mage casting black magic spells

I have a 15gb pagefile on my SSD but I have 16GB of RAM, wtf!?

>UPS clicks and beeps once
>everything still running normally
>happens randomly all the time

>Boots up PC
>RPC call failed

Your PC isn't supposed to be casting the spells, you are.

>car key led flashes once
>car is well beyond range

>folder open sound
>it wasn't you

>page scrolls by itself in your peripheral vision

>feel a blender start in your onahole

>microwave clock suddenly starts flashing 00:00 when you were about to warm some leftovers

Guess I'm eating them cold.

>>Computer wakes up from sleep in middle of the night
It's just having nightmares user

>windows

>Implying casting spell is one step process

>alarm clock starts beeping
>don't remember setting it

What do computers have nightmares about

>download 5tbs of porn
>unmarked van drives by house several times a day

Electric sheep.

It's just lolis, you're fine as long as you don't go outside.

>be you
>use systemd
>Wonder why strange shit is happening on your 'puter

>old TV recorder has the green light
>spend one minute searching the remote
>red light

>scraping noise from behind tv

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It was such a nice house too. This sucks.

>gfs phone lights up
>it's a blue bubble
>you have green bubbles

>link to pic

Everyone knows that meme.