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Park your backside edition

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/korea/

korean pop

probably not.

they only come here when asked. like with sheik and ribena.

they know most of us here are just autistic gobshites

no different from south koreans. bunch of dance robots

this girl is not that hot

if you really look at her face with no tits in sight she looks like a mong. in this picture i've applied a simple litmus test - removing the most attractive part of the photograph proves that this girl is nothing more than a 4.8/10

don't be fooled so easily

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STOP SMOKING DOPE
GET A JOB
AND PUT SOMETHING ON THE END OF IT NEXT TIME

What did they mean by this

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kpop

Had a guy earlier for an hour booking in his thirties think he was on his break from work or something was in overalls like a plumber and I had to get some newspaper so he could put his dusty boots down. Was tall,skinny and ginger with ginger stubble not really my type but he wasn't really ugly. Anyway pays. gets showered and we make some small talk he seems nervous and I figure it'll be fairly easy for a booking bit of foreplay

I pull off the towel to find the biggest dick I've ever seen it was just so unexpected. I just sort of was looking at it for a moment in shock and then started going for it and he asks me to ride him. Was pretty difficult even with lots of lube and then he flips me over and starts going at it. After we get done he starts asking for another condom and he's quickly back to being hard again he managed twice and the second time he wanted to finish on my body and it's like a never ending fountain.

I think this guy is in the wrong career he should have gone into porn. After I'm just worn out and sore knowing I have two more bookings later on I honestly prefer them small for this reason just so much easier if I have lots of bookings in a day. He's raving after about how I'm the best he's had and gives me an extra 20 from his pocket saying he'll book me again and leaves with a big grin on his face. I'm not sure I can take that again but he was a nice lad

Me on the right

just checked and it's a bit far away desu especially considering we've been walking 6+ hours a day already

You know lads if we can accumulate enough new-thread posts we can just fill out the whole thread at once

>Decided that I'm not going to drink anymore

mr muscle made it big

do koreans do martial arts like japs and chinks do?

tae kwon do innit lad

Nigger?

Who else just saw the MAGA hat at soccer aid?

Took me fucking ages to realise there was another thread

lads

I was one of those people, lost my virginity at age 14 but I'm still posting here right now with you
>that failed normie feel

Can't believe I missed soccer aid.

I have had sex with 3 (three) women and I unironically enjoyed the cuddling before and after the act more than the act itself

I'll FONT myself, don't worry

Me too 2bh

Haha, you absolute muppet.

We're all in this thread now

this was in like 2008

rambunctious little scamp, aren't you?

NORMIE REEEEEEEEE

I'd say it's better to experience it than to not, but I guess there's some sort of bliss of the ignorant that I have in being a failed human

me when someone makes fun of canadians on Sup Forums

i'm a virgin so i can't comment on the sex bit but can confirm cuddling is fucking great

Do people actually think the Inbetweeners is quality comedy?

Just rent a room somewhere

no need to be frivolous and rent an entire flat to yourself

Just realised I will NEVER be an world-class judoka lads

stressed out

>This angry yank with a British flag who thinks secondary school is called high school

>you will die without anybody loving you or remembering you since your parents are dead and your siblings are estranged

>Someone outside ringing the door
>00:14
>Have rang 4 times so far

HAHA NOPE

your greatest national hero was a kid who ran until he died of cancer

WHICH ONE OF YOUS BEEN TALKING SWEET ABOUT CHIEF KEEF?

so, any meetup this year?

your greatest hero is colonel sanders

it is kind of funny

t. surreyfag who can relate

heh maybe

*wiggles bottom*

Selfish cunt.

>throwing money away
I literally cannot afford a mortgage. I can't guarantee I would easily find another job if I lose this one.

This house is putting me on the verge of a mental breakdown. Full of legit nutters.

So I do everything with the landlord then just get in touch with the council and from their it's just my own personal bills? Maybe I was over thinking this.

I looked online a while ago and whilst I got the CT stuff it wasn't clear what else there might have been. Maybe I'm just a moron. Fuck knows at this point.

Couldn't cope living with strangers.

I'm from Sheffield and have never heard anyone here call it high school but have heard lads from Leeds call it high school.

top bantz from the canadian

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supposed to be meeting up with a /brit/ lad soon

No, a northerner. No one up here calls it a fucking high school, you Yankified pederast

it's funny how no one ever questions the legitimacy of paper ballot counts, the cornerstone of modern democracy

we just assume they've all been counted correctly and there's no systemic corruption at work

>Not wanting to get knifed is being "selfish"

wasn't even that good you easily amused twat

would be quite fun to fly over and join you on a meetup

Leeds confirmed for Yanks

I'm a walking bitch magnet.

There are high schools here though
nottinghamhigh.co.uk/
here's one you fucking idiot

I went to a high school, whats wrong with calling it that?

Listen here mate I'm from Greater Manchester and we call or high school or secondary school interchangeably, I bet you've never been outside unless you're a fat fuck american hiding behind a British flag

look at this fucking dog

Me when someone makes fun of the lost British empire on Sup Forums

I love dogs!

where

>Be burglar who is willing to knife someone to nick shit
>"Better ring the doorbell first"
Though maybe you're right as I'm a sheltered little autist, haha

lmfao that's HILARIOUS

...

There are independent observers desu

Even if it is rigged, what the fuck are you going to do about it?

where are you?

ah yes the so-called "independent" observers

>this guy has had a gf and I have not

What will you vote for on the brexit referendum?

Nothing wrong with it if you went to school in America

Kek I LITERALLY went to the boys high school in Nottingham that's just it's name but you'd still say you went to secondary school instead of whatever specific as school name you went to

n-nothing mr. cameron

sorry

Out

I'm reading manga, I have no job and I'm going out with a Korean girl. I'm becoming everything I despised.

leavers getting in the excuses early

>need a credit card (NOT debit) to turn off the adult content filter on three mobile
>only other option is to go into a store with ID

what a fucking joke this country is

>Ring doorbell to lure occupier of house to door where they will be unarmed
>Knife them
>Steal everything

Perfect crime lad

All the candidates and people they've invited to the count can observe as well m8

what the fuck did u just say about me u little bitch???

NO IM FUCKING MAD!

>I literally cannot afford a mortgage
If you can afford to rent then yes you definitely can if if you can live frugally and save up for a while

>Room full of people from every party
>Can call a recount if you think somethings dodgy

get caged

Leave

>Hello, yes, I'd like to be able to wank on the go please

My brother was on Jezza once.

Rate your parents.

>Mother: 2/10
Always either angry or depressed. No control over my brother who's gone rogue. Very jealous in general. Scared away my father. Unintelligent. Shy among others which I have inherited. Womanlet and fat. Just a cunt.

>Father: 8/10
Red-pilled, intelligent, works hard, has a good heart, has a lot of patience. Bit too much of a womaniser though.

does anyone here actually pay tv license or know anyone who actually pays one?
literally don't know a single person who pays it

Got 7 grand in the bank.

Can I afford to take out a mortgage on flat to live in for the duration of uni and sell afterward?

I know you're reading this.

Any meetup this summer?

Maybe you should go back to high school you fucking retard.

I went to Austria for a meetup

always do incredible farts after eating chips think its the mayo

Why would an American hide behind a British flag and rip you apart for calling secondary schools 'high schools', you fucking illogical faggot?

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