Tfw Welsh gf with such a thick accent I can hardly understand her half the time

>tfw Welsh gf with such a thick accent I can hardly understand her half the time
When she moans during sex my dick is diamonds.

>french parisian gf rolls her r too much when trying to speak spanish

t. shaun the sheep

>Welsh accent
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Reported to the ASPCA. They're gonna take away your sheep.

>foreign student from Brazil
>white european blood
>tits that Aphorodite would be jealous of
>hips that don't lie
>blowjobs that make me see stars
>mfw she whispers "eu te amo" into my ear after I give her four orgasms

>gf is from Myanmar
>pray she doesn't try speaking English while I'm trying to maintain an erection

>single
>got my acne to talk to, it's large enough to be sentient
>ask grill out
>she's a lesbian
>she sleeps over at my place during the daytime
>still a Virginia
>doesn't even phase me anymore

Burmese girls are easy.

>tfw uyghur gf who really knows how to ride a dick

She flies into a rage if you say "Burma"or "Burmese" around her. According to her, that's the name imposed on her people by the British colonial administration and contemporary imperialists. Her family is very well-connected with the government of her home country, so she's very defensive of it.

are you white

Wtf, mine too. But we are opposite. My ain't actually worked for a former president and today, my brothers donate huge sums of money to Buddhist extremists monks to spread anti Islamic sentiment. My family is an equivelent of a billionaire over there. But secretly , our family is pro democracy

Yeah.

Do you call her a "perfidious Oriental" then?

Do you enjoy colonizing her vagina with your white colonial dick and sperm?

Is your aunt a qt?

She's a 40 year old woman

that doesn't answer the question

She looks like a 30 year old light skinned burmese woman if you know what they look like

Is bestiality also allowed in America?

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>Wales exists
Can this meme die already?