Lightly banter an american

>lightly banter an american
>the mods ban you because they're american

Easter....

>lightly banter an american
>he stops posting
he probably thinks i'm an asshole now
well its your fault if you don't understand sarcasm you dumb fucking nigger

>try to look cool for a Frenchman because I secretly think France is a very nice country and I want him to like me
>he responds by bullying me

Your words hurt. There are real people behind the screen.

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reported

lel autistic virgins

#NotFunny

(USER WAS BANTERED FOR THIS POST)

>be american
>get hamburge'd


LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

>banter an American to tears
>feel bad

>banter an American
>he has poo skids in his jocks and other funny things too
PFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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t. Abboberto Khanosa

don't worry, france. it's okay, because all of my friends are assholes.

I like banter, usually I don't attempt a comeback because i'm not funny and would just ruin it.

top kek

He's right, you know.
>ps. captcha says click on all images with trees
>immediately click on the picture of apples

What a bunch of pussies

>banter an American
>he calls the FBI

What's the matter, won't you give it a SHOT?

Americans stupid like rock, brain like chalk. Fat like ball of goat milk.

*hot ass beat clap*

FUCK OFF YOU SACK OF SHIT WE CELEBRATE EASTER HERE YOU FEDORA TIPPING FAGGOT FUCK

The fuck?

savage

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>ball of goat milk
>ball of liquid

>banter an american
>he doesn't celebrate easter

CROATIA LAYING DOWN THE MAD BEATS

xaxaxaxaxa)))))))

>banter an Australian
>he doesn't celebrate Pi Day

This ar American look

>get lightly bantered by a Euro
>cry myself to sleep because I took it seriously

You are literally commie shit if you don't own bass pro gear.

10/10

Excuse me but I'm new to this board and we celebrate Easter. We don't celebrate struggling to survive on Vegemite, Dropbears, using the word "us" when talking about ourselves singularly, being cucked by Johnny Depp of all people, losing a war to emus, or National Abo Day.

But we do celebrate Easter.

>tfw I will never have an Australian boyfriend to banter with and be bantered by
Why even fucking live

at least we pee standing up

Can confirm, I look like this

>national abo day
>black history month
Hmmm

>lightly banter an american
>wake up tomorrow and there was a school shooting
>rest assured it would have happened anyways

Nice try. Our Abos are called Injuns and we're given their own land to be pill-popping drunks on.

Why isn't he pissing out of his fucking ass?

American have no asshole. Only penice

>decide to banter gf
>fart in my hand and hold it over her face
>haven't heard from her in 2 (TWO) weeks


I DONT UNDERSTAND

Wait, you have your own abos AND blacks AND mexicans? Sounds awful

>Abos
>Jungle Asians
>Wildlife bent on destroying you.
>Most of the continent is uninhabitable.
>Aussies

>tfw lightly banter American
>tfw I am the american I am bantering
>tfw I have to banter my own post because noone replies.

t. Jamal Hernandez

that's what you get for thinking that farting in someones face counts as banter

>60420263
>noone

t. Xaio McCluckCluck, the Roo King

Do your ass cheeks clap when you cry?

Isnt it great being a 92% white country? Oh wait, you're not hahahahahahahajfhcjdjskzmJwudjdmxl9

>Banter an Australian
>It takes him 12 hours to see it
>He can't see it anyway because he gets killed by a fucking Emu

>Banter a Brazilian
>He gets shot when a kid jumps into his pen

>Banter a frog
>He fucking surrenders like a pussy

>Banter a Croatian
>Not really because his country is irrelevant and does not exist

>Banter a Canadian
>He hangs himself because he can't get a GF and is literally the worst poster on this website

Saged, reported, etc. I hope you fucking die.

Dumb frogposters

It's great having over 92% livable land that only whites touch outside the major cities. How many spiders have you had to fight for internet time today? Drop by CentreLink at all?

I've been on centrelink for 9 months and haven't heard from them for 6 it's free money.

>welfare
Abo?

just white and haven't had a job since leaving high school need to do something with my life...

>only 63% white
>voted for a nigger president
>twice
How embarrassing

>when a repeat poster responds to you
Please, only new IPs are allowed to respond to my post.

Australia's political climate isn't much better.

Closing your eyes doesn't make the bad feelings go away

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>banter with American
>replies to every post in the thread with seething rage
Come on America, mate, it's just banter

>get lightly battered
>deep fry self

>lightly banter a Canadian

>Banter with an Australian
>He cries himself to sleep because this is all he has
>Goes outside
>Dies because he lives in a fucking poisonous shithole
>No one comes to his funeral

Eat shit

You're that hobbit fuck from the other thread. Fuck you. You can't talk shit and then back off with "IT'S JUST BANTER!" Enrage the US and enjoy our rage like Australia does. Don't backpedal you fuckface, make us seethe and cry

Fuck off proxy/summer/shitb8r

This is why americans are so easy to banter

>banter with an american
>he sanctions your country and funds a coup against your elected government

Hello Germoney

It's a proxy tho

It's just banter, friend.

Excuse me, did you hear something? It must be Europe talking shit about America again. That's real funny because I thought they were too busy letting Muhammad culturally enrich them while apologizing for being white. Is that what you were saying, Europe? Huh? That your country is so fucking cucked that you're literally letting mudslimes in by the thousands, letting them literally rape your culture right in front of you, while all you can do is smile and nod because speaking out might get you a trip to the tolerance rehabilitation center. Is that what you were trying to say, you fucking worthless excuse of a country? Maybe you should just grab your gun and shoot yourself before things get worse. But wait, you're not allowed to own guns, which is why your leaders can do whatever the fuck they want and there's nothing you can do but spread your assholes for Abdul like the good little cucks that you are. Gee, you sure are proud of being "gun-free", aren't you? You must be real proud of the fact that, whenever a nigger or mudshit decides to lose his temper, all you can do is pray and hope they spare you (You'd better be praying to Allah, too; Lest the thought police take you away).

I always love how Europoors think they can talk shit about anyone when their country is a literal shithole. I love how they make fun of us because Trump and Hillary are the frontrunners for president, but they seem to ignore the fact that their own leaders are more than happy to sell them out if it means earning more tolerance points. I just love it whenever I see a ">Be American >Get shot" thread because deep down, they know their shitty country will amount to nothing except designated beheading streets for mudslimes to rape and murder all the white women they want. And the best part is, they're going to keep shitposting and making fun of us, but when the time comes to get off the internet they all cry themselves to sleep, knowing that it's all true. And that's when I laugh.

>banter an American
>get arrested

14/10

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Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit, and tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes, I will be brief.

how bloody stereotypical is this hahahaha, anyone got the pic of countries banting then America comes along?

>claims to be australian
>can't even recognise a shitpost when he sees it

the fuck? how do you get that flag, post from the EU HQ?

delete this

al salaam alaikum

>post about reddit
>mods ban you because they're from reddit

LEL AUSTRALIA IS FULL OF DEADLY ANIMALS XDDDD UPVOTES FOR ALL XDD

Why can't other cunts into economic banter?