/brit/

Real NX-01 Edition.

Sorry for the flag, I'm in Asia on business.

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cara

did a little cry

Why does the CGI on the "concept" NX-01 look better than the CGI of the actual NX-01?

It's almost as if it was designed and rendered later...

youtube.com/watch?v=FveF-we6lcE

doing a suicide

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Starting to think this must be a bot.

kpop

OP IS CHICANO HAHAHA

haha bants

why is that

Better get off to bed wagies

IT'S BEEN A LONG ROAD...

My ex looked a lot like Brittany Murphy but she really was the spitting image of Monica Keena

>that neet fantasy
lam-oh

My friend converted to Catholicism and married a Polish girl lads. I've attended his wedding this weekend.

Ask me anything.

What city?

>My eyes look completely different to each other
>I have literally no redeeming physical features

we saw it the first time, fuck off

Currently smashed and I have to be in the office in less than 7 hours (start at 8am)
What do?

brewed a tea

Did you spot any fitties

Krakow

Where did he meet her?

imagine a world where those countries make an alliance and later kill turkroaches

>It's a DS9 episode

why are poles such runts

sleep?

Me

Iktf

I'm also extremely hairy and have a giant nose and nasty big lips

You're probably looking too deep into it la

putting the water on in the microwave
anyone else gasping for a cuppa?

Brittany was my yankfu.

>face is lopsided in photos

i can't get on tinder and get my dick wet lads my fucking face is lopsided

>tfw my bedroom looks directly into the neighbours kitchen
>tfw they moved out
>had 3 weeks of peace of not having to close my blinds every 5 fucking minutes
>tfw I think new people are moving in

RRRREEEEEEEE

brewing a penis tea lads

using my knob a spoon and my scrote as the teabag

your mums gob is the mug and my sperm is going to be the milk

x

Tell me lads, do my eyes look as bad as I think they look?

just be yourself lads, it's all about confidence anyway haha

think you worry too much

Dated a girl once

Me on the right

bit gay

>keeping your blinds open

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orhtodox christians >>>>> pseudo christian pirates

Alri Thom Yorke

Because of the sheer quantity of times it gets posted first. Any other explanation seems implausible.

Find it funny when NEETs post things like this. I was a NEET for about 6 months and it was so shit and boring and made me 10x more depressed
Only been working again for a few weeks bit my mental health has already improves 10fold

currently watching a rather tall lady kiss a rather short lady

lol

Go to sleep now, you'll wake up early anyway after drinking, probably

Would Varg kill his daughter if she got blacked?

I prefer mine.
They are perfectly shaped

Did it go well?

it's not that bad. my right eye is somewhat similar but that's because I got elbowed in the eye during a rugby game and it busted my eyelid open

The blonde kissing the brunette with glasses in the office?

this make me feel bad

*drives into /brit/*
*sprays for runts*
*makes tea using a kettle*
*votes out*

It would be extremely painful

rasheed

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yeah but did you make grime oh wait didn't fucking think so

Did black people invent the machine that gives earth colour?

that's all post-colonial

zoom back to 1400 and pigskins are rotting in mounds while we wuz kangs and shiet

Polish girl at work I've fallen in love with
Never usually shy around girls but around her I'm a blubbering mess

Is it worth learning Poker?

Feel like I need a new hobby.

well i can tell you i'm a terrible programmer

>My right eye is similar
Oh so it's not that bad

>Due to a rugby injury
Okay killing myself now

>tfw white rasheed

look at this fucking dog

are poles considered subhumans in the UK?

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Try out spin & go on pokerstars, you can potentially make a lot of money

>in the UK

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>playing poker with the lads, getting shit faced and losing everything on a shit hand
I'd recommend it

describe her lad

I also have a thing for slavs

I'm on Brit at 1am on a Monday morning
You tell me

yes
occasionally play with the lads

its well fun

want to fuck a young deer

delete this
don't let them know

it's not that bad m8 that's what I'm telling you, I was just telling you why mine went like that.

there's photos of ryan gosling I think which point out how unsymmetrical and lopsided his face and eyes are and hes attractive af.

no bully plz :(

this has to be parody

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are world leaders more or less likely to have big cocks?

because clintons is only 5 inches long with the girth of a 2p coin

pics?

why would i take pics?

pics of said girl

not bad for a bird tbf

proof?

Yes and rightfully so
Gimme a brexit bruv

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Not bad for a woman she'll probably win

>not learning it in school and losing a whopping €5 and cycle home crying

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why are you shilling?

i find the word berry very uncomfortable

awful, tinny word

It's only the banter while playing that makes it fun imo