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/balt/ + /ausnz/
crayon pop
He has to share his thread with Balkans
Good posts
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was me
fuck off traitor
it was probs alcohol in the ear drops desu
Need a Choa gf
why did all the new zealanders fuck off to /balt/ while a few aussies stayed?
Thoughts on this?
Kiwis feel more comfortable around other irrelevant cunts
because they lack a sense of humour.
>Flush eyes. If ear drops are accidentally put in the eyes, flush the eyes with water and seek emergency treatment if improvement is not immediate.
Google does like to exaggerate though
You are waifu is a filthy dyke
Just looked. It contains hydrogen peroxide. I think I should be fine.
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so tell me /brit/, am i a gay cunt for liking Foals?
pretty much ye
this 2bh
Their lead singer is bisexual, so yes. I actually know him in real life and I've got some dirt on him
i'm lucky /brit/ is full of gay cunts then
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I didn't expect any less of comrade Jeremy
ramadan mubarak brit
EVEN BROUGHYH CAN GET A QT GF REEEEEEE
You make this wholesome place sound bad
filtered. bye.
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shut up
Fuck off
Me on the right on the left and me on the left on the right
fucking islamophobe piece of shits
fuck youre mom
Send help lads, I've fallen in love with a Chinese girl.
Cara is a massive dyke
Asians usually go for asians, nothing unusual
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>dyke
FOY
*pulls you to one side*
look mate, I know you're just having a laugh and a joke, and don't get me wrong I love banter as much as the next bloke, but there are a lot of posters that this will upset, so keep it to yourself in the future yeah?
*pats you on the shoulder and sends you on your way*
vardy is staying lads
>2015
I knew the internet was slow over there but... Wow.
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Aw, isn't it nice that politicians still recognise the practices of other cultures?
>I actually know him in real life and I've got some dirt on him
we're all dead interested
Seems like she's munched a few carpets in her time.
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need my william sucked
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left left, right right
right
left
right
left
2bh
No you're not, they're objectively pretty good.
I only care about the drummer.
top left left
top right right
middle left right
middle right at the front?
bottom left left
bottom right right
2bh
2bh 2bh
dont you all have jobs to go to?
Is it normal to get an erection from looking at your own body?
bank holiday
ha
I'm at my job now desu
Stools are a bit loose this morning lads
It's not winter anymore, get a job you worm
Currently doing the student meme so im off till september
lol
It knows you're about to molest it, and doesn't really object.
Don't you?
nah
No mum
it's 8pm you wanker
>all those weak as fuck punches
FUCK
what are we going to do in the mean time xc
Think a baby crow might be trapped in my yard, what do I do? I'll wait and hour to see if it is still there but looks like it might not be able to fly.
PS: Baby crows are cute as fuck
it's 3 am you dozy cunt
>blocking the motorway
just drive around them also reee
and
>caring about American politics
I like how there's always Mexican flags.
feeling the bern alright
um i was wondering if after school if ur not too busy we could maybe um maybe go get ice cream or something
wew
>we
I am likely gonna spend it playing video games, probably read some books and go to the pub desu
*blocks you*
Ice cream? Only if you're paying mate, also 2 flakes not 1, don't take me for a cheap slut.
>that fucking mountain at 4:40
>Glastonbury 2016 to introduce women-only venue
ahh yes the so-called "progressive" regressive left
you know something's completely objective when the title starts with
>The TRUTH about_____
Past year, a blackbird nest fell into my garden. The babies were then reared at gound level by their parents, until able to fly away. Maybe that'll be the same for you? Also, pics?
0.01 BRITISH pounds has been deposited to your account
just say you're a women and if they question you just say they're sexist
I had this exact conversation with my housemate yesterday, fucker got me a 99 with only one flake in it. Fuming
look at this fucking dog
>what is clickbait titling
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
Find a number for the RSPCA if it doesnt seem like it has its parents near theyw ill know what to do and might come to pick it up. They did (i think it was the RSPCA) when my dad found an injured hedgehog
>The Sisterhood will be an “intersectional, queer, trans and disability-inclusive space” and will be staffed entirely by people who identify as female, from performers to security staff.
jesus christ
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chances are at least one's going to get through
It will be shite
glastonbury are a bunch of nerds anyway
*tries to look away but a feeling overtakes my body and brings my eyes back to the screen*