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comfy monday morning edition

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/balt/ + /ausnz/

crayon pop

He has to share his thread with Balkans

Good posts

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was me

fuck off traitor

it was probs alcohol in the ear drops desu

Need a Choa gf

why did all the new zealanders fuck off to /balt/ while a few aussies stayed?

Thoughts on this?

Kiwis feel more comfortable around other irrelevant cunts

because they lack a sense of humour.

>Flush eyes. If ear drops are accidentally put in the eyes, flush the eyes with water and seek emergency treatment if improvement is not immediate.

Google does like to exaggerate though

You are waifu is a filthy dyke

Just looked. It contains hydrogen peroxide. I think I should be fine.

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so tell me /brit/, am i a gay cunt for liking Foals?

lel

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pretty much ye

this 2bh

Their lead singer is bisexual, so yes. I actually know him in real life and I've got some dirt on him

i'm lucky /brit/ is full of gay cunts then

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I didn't expect any less of comrade Jeremy

ramadan mubarak brit

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EVEN BROUGHYH CAN GET A QT GF REEEEEEE

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You make this wholesome place sound bad

filtered. bye.

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shut up

Fuck off

Me on the right on the left and me on the left on the right

fucking islamophobe piece of shits

fuck youre mom

Send help lads, I've fallen in love with a Chinese girl.

Cara is a massive dyke

Asians usually go for asians, nothing unusual

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IMPORTANT MESSAGE COURTESY OF THE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM

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>dyke
FOY

*pulls you to one side*
look mate, I know you're just having a laugh and a joke, and don't get me wrong I love banter as much as the next bloke, but there are a lot of posters that this will upset, so keep it to yourself in the future yeah?
*pats you on the shoulder and sends you on your way*

vardy is staying lads

>2015
I knew the internet was slow over there but... Wow.

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Aw, isn't it nice that politicians still recognise the practices of other cultures?

>I actually know him in real life and I've got some dirt on him

we're all dead interested

Seems like she's munched a few carpets in her time.

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need my william sucked

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left left, right right

right

left

right

left
2bh

No you're not, they're objectively pretty good.

I only care about the drummer.

top left left
top right right
middle left right
middle right at the front?
bottom left left
bottom right right
2bh

2bh 2bh

dont you all have jobs to go to?

Is it normal to get an erection from looking at your own body?

bank holiday

ha

I'm at my job now desu

Stools are a bit loose this morning lads

It's not winter anymore, get a job you worm

Currently doing the student meme so im off till september

lol

It knows you're about to molest it, and doesn't really object.

Don't you?

nah

No mum

it's 8pm you wanker

>all those weak as fuck punches

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FUCK

what are we going to do in the mean time xc

Think a baby crow might be trapped in my yard, what do I do? I'll wait and hour to see if it is still there but looks like it might not be able to fly.

PS: Baby crows are cute as fuck

it's 3 am you dozy cunt

>blocking the motorway

just drive around them also reee

and

>caring about American politics

I like how there's always Mexican flags.

feeling the bern alright

um i was wondering if after school if ur not too busy we could maybe um maybe go get ice cream or something

wew

>we

I am likely gonna spend it playing video games, probably read some books and go to the pub desu

*blocks you*

Ice cream? Only if you're paying mate, also 2 flakes not 1, don't take me for a cheap slut.

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>that fucking mountain at 4:40

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wew

>Glastonbury 2016 to introduce women-only venue

ahh yes the so-called "progressive" regressive left

you know something's completely objective when the title starts with
>The TRUTH about_____

Past year, a blackbird nest fell into my garden. The babies were then reared at gound level by their parents, until able to fly away. Maybe that'll be the same for you? Also, pics?

0.01 BRITISH pounds has been deposited to your account

just say you're a women and if they question you just say they're sexist

I had this exact conversation with my housemate yesterday, fucker got me a 99 with only one flake in it. Fuming

look at this fucking dog

>what is clickbait titling

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

Find a number for the RSPCA if it doesnt seem like it has its parents near theyw ill know what to do and might come to pick it up. They did (i think it was the RSPCA) when my dad found an injured hedgehog

>The Sisterhood will be an “intersectional, queer, trans and disability-inclusive space” and will be staffed entirely by people who identify as female, from performers to security staff.


jesus christ

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chances are at least one's going to get through

It will be shite

glastonbury are a bunch of nerds anyway

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me lads