Ramadan Thread, Day 1:Journey Starts Edition

So How Are You Holding Up Fellow Muslim Anons?

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Boy I sure do love eating whenever I want

Hoe should I eat for lunch?

Quattro formaggi pizza would be nice

you guys should eat lasagna
cuz im gonna eat that during iftar

Doing good for now, I dont eat till 14:00
Or does drinking coffee counts, its basically a drug so it should be permited

Fuck off muzzshit.

99.99% of the turks here hate you and 80% of the turks in real Turkey hate you. Nobody likes you guys. Kys.

why are so salty johnny the aussie?

>mfw cafeteria at work is closed for ramadan
>mfw have to drive to closest kiosk to get and secretly eat some semblance of lunch
>snickers bars and bread ahoy
feels hungry man

What is Erdoğan's next move. tell me.

why the proxy

not a proxy, I work in a factory where white finns are a minority of the workforce

just go to some fast food corner during lunch?

crashing this country with no survivors
unless this Woman prevents him

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I heard he won the last election by polarizing the nation, that is splitting the religious and secularist and everyone realizing there is a bigger religious majority. Is she basically moving to the right to catch votes from him?

That is bullshit, but I believe it.

she is nationalist but heard even communist gonna vote for him
since she tries to unify the turkish people rather polarizing it

Muzzies are fasting post delicious high res food pics

Already iftar here, feels good

>2016
>unironically fasting
AHAHAHAHAHA

MMMMMM

Bout to eat breakfast

But seriously how long do you people have to fast?

Around 13 hours here

So good

Ugh jelly

But it's the same pain

A whole month

I literally watch cooking channels during ramadan, this doesn't effect me.

>le almighty being who created universe and galaxies giving a shit about what human #53577432758 had for dinner
I don't get religious people

I need some money and will donate plasma, hence I am totally not doing it today :(
Money is more important to me.
I will pay it back, though

Good good

*tips fedora*

I don't know the exact reason but I think they do it to cleanse their soul or some shit. Not to please Allah.

This thread is probably satire,there are no real muslims in Sup Forums

Are those potatoes on the left? Looks delicious

There's no real muslim

Sunni Muslims.

>no true scotsman meme

>"Starve yourself, for God!"
youtube.com/watch?v=PB4Nby2Ai-g

Couldn't even play music today at work. Fuck that

Been playing music all day lmao

I feel bad for all my Islamic friends fasting here, it's finals time

I don't take a religion for serious. There are no rational reasons to believe and absolutely no reasons to restrict yourself to eat in a day.
t. Tatar dude who had a great breakfast in uni today

not even sufii music?
usually they broadcast that on tv near iftar

speakers or headphones? if the latter tell your boss to fuck off

*tips kalpak*

>implying I want to listen to that

A guitar. We're filling seats for the past two weeks and for this week, and a couple of us have been playing together in the downtime, but NO MORE.

>mother is azeri
>dad is Russian
>no orthodox fasts and no Muslim fasts because my family are educated people
Feels good m80s.

let me guess, both of them are gommunisds

Shut the fuck up second world trash

Do they close the food shops in a day in Muslim majority countries or no? How does it work?

No, they are pretty apolitical. I am liberal myself.

guys I'm finally doing doing it
I will -surely this time- try not to fap for 30 days


let's see how it goes

Listening to music doesn't break your fast stupid sunni shit

isn't kuwait shia, just marry someone for 30 days to have sex at night

Nah they're open, the food courts are probably covered or smth, idk I don't go out in ramadan

Since there are a lot of non-Muslims here we can't go all Saudi Arabia

Thanks to Erdogan we are finally having good Ramadans

youtube.com/watch?v=RUWM2WLGvIY

>I am liberal myself.
>liberal
Reported you to FSB and GRU

Good luck my Muslim friends. Today I will eat double in honor of you

Nofapaphon is harmful to your health. You'd better stop seclude yourself in religion and fuck girls, it would solve both problems.

actually nofap is good for your brain since it gives chance to "reboot" itself

>implying your weak brain could have enough self control to fast for a day, let alone a whole month.

what about having sex everyday?

So is it watching porn and/or fapping with porn

or fapping without porn

>Mfw we have to fast for 18 hours in Bosnia

Nofapaphon is harmful to your health. You'd better stop seclude yourself in religion and fuck girls, it would solve both problems.

>Couldn't even play music today at work
>Thinking music brakes you fast
Oh boy

fugging plebs

fapping without porn actually better than fapping with porn

I never implied such a thing

it's not like anyone fasts in bosnia, r-right?

I was in tüürkey once and everyone was RAVENOUS when the sun set during ramadan, every food place was packed and people were acting like animals.

Whats the fucking point of this bullshit?

50% muslim country frendo
(you)

>letting a fucking Bible story dictate your life

muslims confirmed for being weak subhumans

People get angry because they are hungry. Yes it destroys the meaning of Ramadan but humans are like that sometimes

But we read Qoran not Bible

Bosnia is a muslim country. Allah saved Bosniaks from the evil serbs and now Bosniaks pay him back

Why closed?
Only Muslims have to fast not everybody lol

and what percentage of those do you think actually fast 30 days? I heard it was on the low side in Bosnia, but maybe it's a regional difference.

>sunnis

Literally the cuck sect of Islam.

Because they want to be a "progresive country" honestly i wouldn't give a damn if someone stared eating in front of me
Almost every one fasts here,but those who play football and go training don't

Uff I'm hungry but fuck it its all for a good cause.

>trying to create a divide between brothers
Classic america

Iinteresting, it seems like even the most secular muslim societies still fast and abstain from pork, despite breaking virtually every other rule in Islam.

you guys actually roleplay,right?
no way you do all that shit

Me neither, I understand that there are other people besides me in this world

I do

I do it seriously have been doing it for years now.

me too

today is my first work day at a new store and I DIDNT GO because im SICK and HUNGRY
;__;
"psst"
Dont ever say that again in my presence KID

totally forgot about that lol
pic related rite naw
>I am liberal myself.
im pretty sure 100& of Russians are communists.

Starting to feel thristy brothers.
Only 5 hours left

the shorter the time the longer it feels

Close all curtains desu.

How do you make gains on ramadan? i also know a fat turk who loses like 10 kg every year on this month, but gains them back and is still fat as shit

Most people are very passive during ramadan and I think we eat more at iftar than during a whole normal day.

It does :(
At least I can rest in my house
I don't want to sleep man , I'm just watching Lord of the Rings , on the 2 Towers right now so the iftar should be here in around the middle of Return of the King
It's hard to make gains because of the lack of energy source but it's really easy to lose weight if don't eat alot during sahur and iftar. Eat eggs , feta cheese and other light but filling stuff so that you won't need food during the day. Also your body will burn surplus fat in your body during the day to fulfill the energy need for the body to function properly.
Do not eat less if you are thin though , your body will burn needed muscles in absence of the fat

youtube.com/watch?v=y1tJMVHVah8

Didn't say that you have to sleep but closing the curtains will cool down your room.
That's how I do it atleast ,its 30+ degrees here.

Just finished a nightshift and I'm beyond thirsty brothers. Inshallah Allah give me patience.

Isn't there a religous war between Sunni and Shia?

I don't think I ever did the full fast that you're supposed to do during lent and that was hardly a fast at all. Its literally just one meal a day and no meat on Fridays.

How many of you actually believe this to be important to your spiritual life and how many of you are just doing it so people don't bitch at you?

Also if you are serious about this, do you usually make it through all of Ramadan or do you mess up at some point?

these are serious questions btw, not trying to be rude

Meh I like to see the sunlight , it's 24 C here so I could use the air conditioner if I wanted to

I second this. I usually talk shit about Islam but I am curious

>How many of you actually believe this to be important to your spiritual life and how many of you are just doing it so people don't bitch at you?
People won't and can't bitch at me for not fasting , I do it for my own good.

>do you usually make it through all Ramadan?
Yes , it becomes easier with each passing day

Not that i know of