How does Sup Forums name their devices?

how does Sup Forums name their devices?

I don't. That way no one can backtrace me.

fpbp

>debian
>android
>void
>lubuntu

name-os-devicename.number(optional)

I used to do an edgy supernatural entity based naming scheme like Imp for my little mp3 up to Leviathan for my desktop, but I realized how cringy that was

Bow I just name them after game birds

>Number is days since I've talked to a girl

That way it is always unique

anime characters

i give each device a name and anthropomorphize them.

and not in the furry way, just as an object that acts the way it functions.

gives me a reason to yell at my router when it decides to drop my wifi.

So you treat them as pets?

I use Sup Forums tripfags my smart toilet is named Jordan

When it's the technical name of the machine (like the one that appears on the terminal) i just put my last name on capitals and a short of the model of the machine.

If i'm naming the machine itself (wich i rarely do) i just give it a woman name, like a boat

Desktop PC: Balthasar
Laptop: Melchior
Phone: Casper

I name them after named monsters from Monster Girl Quest

kinda? it's just helpful to scream "GOD DAMNIT JIM" at something that isn't working.

(nothing i own is named jim)

PC: Glados
Laptop: Coo
Phone: Magi

Kirby bosses. My server is wispy, my desktop is kracko, and my laptop is dedede.

this

servers are weeb names
>tohru
>reimu
>horo
>akashi
>shinoa

pcs are metal gear references
>outerhaven
>foxhound

if you had to name a device Jim what would it be?

Open a random book on my shelf, get a word from a random page.

Used to name hard drives after moons of the planets. Now it's Shakespeare characters.

UUID

>muh dik
>muh dik (1)
>muh dik (2)
>muh dik (3)

Names that I like the ring of at the time

Desktop: Colossus
Server: Overmind
Networked Drives: PRIV, IO, ECHO
Laptop: Archimedes

Mythical cities.

Phone: Laputa
Laptop: Atlantis
File Server: Olympus

Monster Hunter monsters for all my storage options. The USB thumb drive I use is named Seregios because it penetrates every USB port it comes across.

>Laputa
>La puta
Why'd you name your phone a slut?

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I realized the double entendre after the fact. It was a Gulliver's Travels reference.

Chad.Ubuntu.Craptop.000

[Space thing] [Rhyming object]
Example: Stellar Spire

Chad.MacOS.MacBookPro.000

ftfy

after philosophers.
leibniz, socrates, paine, spinoza.
because i'm an "intellectual"

I name them after anime girls with names that kind of relate to their setup or function. For example my blade server is named saber and my CentOS vps is named sento.

Chad.IOS.IPhone7Plus.000

ftfy

Most of the stuff I have is refurb branded OEM crap, so I just name it by their model or brand .. Gateway, Lenovo, HP red, HP envy, etc. Yeah, it's boring.

>Chad.Ubuntu.Craptop.000
more like Chad.Ubuntu.Craptop.3745

Can't top that

game...birds? like "chocobo"?

I use the stem "durr-" and then a one-word description of the device.

My desktop is called "durr". My Carbon X1, "durr-skinny." My x120e, "durr-mini". My media server, "durr-media." and so on and so on.

I give them female names in alphabetical order
my newest device, my phone, is n, naomi

i dunno.

wouldn't actually be a bad name for my router just so every time my modem dies i can say "he's dead, jim."

maybe my old win 98 laptop i guess that i use for playing older vidya.

Daves-iPhone
Daves-MacBook-Pro
Jills-iPhone
Robs-ThinkPad
etc.

>he doesn't understand the Chad meme

>Crap
>Shitbox

Do you play Clash Of Clans and are you a nazi?

Mythical or classic themed but always semi-ironic

Like my old Core 2 that lasted forever eventually got named Rocinante, I had an iPhone 4S named "Monolith" because it was a fucking plain glass black brick

My current PC is named Theseus because I've swapped out every part over the years

If you're a cute boy who wants to live with me and be my boimaid, then yes.

If not no

extended sonic the hedgehog cast

I name them after tough things
my home desktop has a cow name, it's Bessi

my workstation at work is Big Gus

famous sword names (Joyeuse,...)
it's the right amount of autism

Like pheasant or quail

I name them after their function and size.
ie. desktop is fortress, laptop is haven, phone was shuttle, now it is ship, pendrives are codex , vault, etc.

I came up with something cool. Some of you fags might not like it but i don't care.

I take the MAC address of the interface that i would likely use the most, convert each octet to decimal and add all the octets up.

Next, i do the number i got modulo 151. The number I end up with is associated with a gen 1 pokemon. That pokemon is the hostname of that device.

I'm similar, I name mine after birds of prey

Eagle, hawk, harrier, etc etc

anons-thinkpad, etc

This system breaks down for VMs. Usually I'm planning on either abusing a VM or using it for one dedicated job, so then I do

xp-bitch
mail-mule
etc

desktop: murasame
media center: pantera
iphone: keit-ai
android: stella
laptop: babymagnum
server drives: names of various best girls
USB: car chassis codes

as you can see, i have no scheme.

Good idea.

I name them what they are

desktop: COMPUTER
laptop: LAPTOP
phone: PHONE
nas: NAS

Thos are all computers though

random anime character names

>iphone: keit-ai

T530: Yurika
X220 Tablet: Yuna
VPS: Yaya

I need to find one for my desktop now.

That's pretty good.