What is wrong with me?

Why are girls of crazy?
I mean, come on. I just want to have a not fat girl to cuddle with, instead of the pillow. Is this too much of a request?

Yes, it is in fact "too much of a request".

Settle for a fatty.

but fatties are for fatties
I am not fat, I don´t have a belly.
Who has a belly goes with a belly.
Who does´t have a belly goes with a non-belly.
It is like dogs and pony. Pony don´t go with dogs, dogs don´t go with pony, they are too different

cmon m8s, help me find someone NOT TO FUCK JUST TO FUCKING CUDDLE I AM A FUCKING VIRGIN 22 JEARS OLD COME ON WHAT THE FUCK

Go to your local FKK club.

You need to find a girl who's a loser.

ur rite m8 those girls owe you that puzzy

u r entitled to it

go take it

I have never cuddled someone.

how old r u m8? What is wrong with you?

21 and I don't know.

are you fat?

no

this is weird
why is this happening with us
why do we not know how the girls interface

I'm not sure. I have never understood them.

You seems desparate and boring, thats your problem weirdo

no I just have to writ a huge asm listing and I feel to lazy to do it so instead I make dumb threads

because women are too emotional, not to mention hormones, but it's something they can't control, sometimes their minds and body are their worse enemy

worst*

I can´t get what you are trying to tell me. But you are right. Fug.

27 and still going strong.
Settle in for the long haul.

This is incorrect

>I can´t get what you are trying to tell me
women aren't rational, they're impulsive and emotional, that's what should look insane for you I guess

Nobody know why girls are crazy, it's one of the great mysteries

Regardless you need to acknowledge the crazy and deal with it.
The way to do so is to pretend you're right in all situations, whatever she says stay calm and don't listen too much (if you actually try to understand, it will hurt your mind).

Just pretend to listen and wait until they are done
(this advice applies to talking to women in general, even when they aren't bitching)

Are there absolutely no rational girls?

well you can definitely get a woman who will pretend to be rational for you because she loves you
so there's that

>because she loves you
oh, that is FUCKING AWESOME
good night m8s