What is the most /fa/ programmer's outfit?

What is the most /fa/ programmer's outfit?

Dress like the matrix or GTFO.

programming socks obviously you moron

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kneesocks obv

Effort

If you don't look like stallman to some degree I don't even consider you a programmer

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIIIIIIIIIGHT

if you can't grow a full beard despite lack of sunlight and crippling vitamin deficiency you have no business being a programmer

He fits my awkward twink fetish. I need nude pics, now.

>oversized polo
>khakis
>sneakers

I've been to a lot of tech conferences. 98% of IT workers lead miserable lives.

blue polo or button down with khakis is the most disgusting possible outfit
even worse than sweatpants with a stained tshirt with one of those ridiculous pockets

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I wear shorts and a graphic t shirt with black trainers.

>pic related

Frogger T-shirt from Walmart

not mine obv
>glasses due to having been reading code off of screens since age 8
>blue overcoat at all times so i can pretend i'm not morbidly obese
>hood also helps me pretend i don't exist

Sup Forums do you wear shorts? Personally I think they are inferior to pants so I never wear them.

Failed meme. Failed life.

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Almost sexual. The girls must like it. Dogs sense hurricanes before they happen. Just like a good soul.

Failure is fun! :o[)