Post youre cunt castles

Post youre cunt castles

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Our "castle" is not even a castle

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what's up m8?
can't hear you from the top of this magnificent fortress

Car-sle or Ka-sle

Are starforts okay?

catsle

Bodiam Castle

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pls stop nobody cares

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I think people with castles in their cunts care

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Windsor Castle of course

De Haar castle

I like small ones

Germany has the best castles

yes, I would like to live in a place like this. Is there housing more expensive?

here's teutonic castle, biggest castle in thw world, 143,000 square metres

a bigger pic

low test desu

this reminds me of Ávila walls

yeah it's usually more expansive

cool af, is it a castle or city wall?

r8

not much left of canterbury castle but its a very old norman castle built in the 3rd century
you can still see parts of it and the city walls in town

How did it look like? Can you find any visualisations?

some other angles

10/10

It's a fully walled city
and its awesome

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famous Pembroke Castle

why do our castles look so old? fuck off with your new ones post old ones you cunts

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Windsor. The grandest castle of them all.

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U jellybean

This is one of the gates of my hometown, the walls are mostly gone, but this gate still stands

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mindfuck, at first I thought it's a collage

wow, these walls must be very high. This picture reminds me a siege in Robin Hood: Defender of the Crown game

north american castles (like ) > japanese castles > every other type of castle

these discolored stone piles are sooo boring

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higher res for those who aren't ants

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that Canadian castle was just a hotel lol

from the 12th century

Looks more like a small palace. It's neat though.
Fuck off.

Sadly no, so far the archaeologists have pointed two main building stages and that the walls were added around the XI century.

i know i would have posted plaza hotel too but the file size was too big

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fortunately we have high-test not cucked french people here

the ruin of the only hillfort in the country

:(

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_castles_in_the_United_States

What it would have looked like

Japan is American colony I really hate

Is it legal to go swimming in there? Maybe sunbathe or just hang out on one of the few little islands? Would be comfy as fuck.

typical American utilitarian approach, I like it though :3

Perfectly legal, though perhaps not the most hygienic

posting some more places to swim

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Lel
If you don't like bare stones just come to the Loire Valley, you'll find more than in North America

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>Be USA
>Have no real culture of your own
>Decide food is your culture

But you can do more than swim around the castles

>be britan
>Have no culture
>can't even rely on yummy food because your national cuisine is fishheads and haggis

Rochester Castle 1/2

2/2
Been there for a run once, inside isn't really all that but oh well.

>Britain
>No culture
pick one

owh

My city's castle

what happens if someone drops a nuke there

Frenchies like to destroy our castles
We are the biggest cucks around and celebrate the French burning down our castle three times a year

>America
>No Culture
>Literally every country in Europe mixed together

In all seriousness though, you've had 2000 years of development. We've had 200. We're immigrants with a Corporate interest, what the fuck do you expect? We're a different type of country :^)

The Royal Palace in Stockholm

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Mine is circular.

tighten your anus here gomes da ancient finns :DDDD

those ruins are really scary,
like Dracula tier up in there.
Also look at the thickness of that tower walls, those were almost indestructible, damn, what happened there?
I'm guessing some kind of TNT damage in WWII?

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>no towers
kek

>all these castles which stand on their own away fro modern life

Probably just age.
>pic related

Well it's 800 years old, in ruins and shit-tier compared to other castles in the country and in this thread but it is local

Its ugly as hell desu, but we have a few that looks good

>The only Castle worth caring about

These heaps of stone are interesting historically, but visually , they're disgusting.

>norman castle built in the 3rd century
maybe my grasp of history is a little ropey but something isnt adding up here

>youre cunt castles
Friend...

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WHAT ?!
YOU DON'T RESPECT OUR TRADITIONS !?

Friend, burger land does not have Castles aside from >pic related.

I am entitled to my opinion pls no bully

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heidelberg_Castle#Destruction

That particular tower was used to store gunpowder I think.

Our castle is not scary. We like to picnic up there if we can get between the Nip tourist hordes.
But the castle really towers over the city, pic related.

Neuschwanstein is boring visually too, but Americans wouldn't understand the beauty in visible history

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>Neushwainstein is boring visually too

Please educate me on how Neuschwainstein is just as unappealing as Bongos stone messes. Its all subjective but come now, user

That was my point.

>I am entitled to my opinion
lmao