Be American

>be American
>bullet proof
MEMES BTFO

techinsider.io/bulletproof-blanket-for-kids-during-school-shootings-2015-12

This can't be real.

Nice to see that they're all adopting the correct praying positions.

what if shooters take it off

Another kid jumps on the uncovered one.

Your move.

wtf?
they should lay on the carpet, not the other way around

You remove that one.
Then shoot from the side if a third one gets on top.
Three for one,
your move.

The shooters hands are full because of the guns. It would be like pic related

>not everyone aligned to mecca
one job burgers

>bulletproof blankets
kek i really hope this is a new meme

>be american
>forget my bulletproof blanket
>get shot by teacher

But why are they brightly colored? Seems a bit retarded.

They all gather around the uncovered one in a testudo formation. Unstoppable.

...

>not making it into a cape

>rolls into school with a fat scooter equipped with an belt fed .50 bmg semiauto
>memebolis.jpg
>get shot by hellfire-missile from school janitors security drone

What if the shooter calls his brother Ahmed to blow the entire thing? Are the blankets BBQproof too?

>lets make everyone safe by giving everyone deadly weapons
>murricunts

u know, its freedumb!

How much does that weight? At least 5kg, I suppose, but my estimate is 10, maybe 25? How are you going to carry that around?

ayy, the baby has the same gun that Maggie used to shoot Mr Burns.

Bomb Containment Lunchbox

>correct praying positions,
>not pointing towards the Mecca
ironic poltards don't know a shit, as usual
kys

Thats the genius part, it will help the kids work out, fighting obessety and keep them safe.

Sup Forums pham

>kids lose weight
>get thinner
>smaller target for the gunman
What an idea.

They'll probably make a ultra light version made in China for fat kids which will be sold in their happy meals

isn't kevlar really light?

Now that I'm thinking about it, we don't really need the blankets because our size gives us extra HP. We could probably tank the shooter.

At first glance I thought this might be for tornados. Are people really that dumb?

IT'S TIME. PREESCHOOLERS! PHALANX FORMATION!

>a rock from an unbanned assault trebuchet hits the formation

Shooters are usually angsty whites though. Or Korean.

You would have two new disciplines and will have to pick one:
Blanket carrying class and fat eating class
both of them work against school shootings.
Pure. Fucking. Genius.

>hiding under a bullet proof blankie instead of brandishing it as a shield and charging the attacker

Why are Americans so neutered?

Inb4: School sued for not having special blankets for kids in scooters.

People have to be very dumb to die in school shootings. Or just bad luck to get cornered in the first minutes.

Nigga, seriously? Hiding under tables? I jumped a 3.5 concrete wall once running away from a guy with a knife trying to mug me.

Damn Libs made school a "spear free zone", so no more phalanxes.

le bump

Just carry a drum of lighter fluid and set the fuckers on fire.

>t. v&