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Attacker You edition.

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more like sits on (you) edition

Leaning against isn't sitting on. Still teasing but not hard enough.

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>not a single non anime post so far
lets keep it going lads

I would try and find more lewd gifs but I know full well it'll just end with me wanking and I plan on eating soon

alri

Wanking improves your appetite.

potato famine

hello muhammad

Mayor of London.

Dissolution of empire.

rotherham

youtube.com/watch?v=er416Ad3R1g

I don't blame you, being cucked by a Paki of all people...

шaнey!!!!!!!!

Is it true that the Boyne is a river of memes?

Please respond.

animw

Where is he???

REMOVE ULSTER PLS

I will take that as a yes

yes.
It is the cow goddess Boann's fanny where legendary Irishman Finn McCool captured a talking fish, which gave him superpowers.

Vindaloo

the salmon of knowledge didnt talk and it made it so that he could know anything by sucking his thumb

terrible lighting there

there, perfect

Drugs are class.

wrong

Anime's a class drug like.

Nice cartoon senpai

I met Alan Kelly in Dunnes yesterday. As a fan, I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a gobshite and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, how are you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and clapping his hands in front of my face. Confused and insulted, I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chortle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Kelly trying to walk out the doors with like half a dozen 2 litre bottles of water in his arms without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter reluctantly with a massive scowl on his face. It was quite the spectacle

like this gimmick

How fucked are we if the UK leaves lads?

Not fucked at all, the only downside would be less money to farm workers but they can still get by and possibly a border. We're grand.

Who /full time job/ here?

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>NEET with a friend
Ruins it.

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>Ruins it
You've obviously never been NEET

Inis dom faoi do chlann.

nil

Best get off to bed now wagecucks. Gentle reminder that my dole won't pay for itself, good boy.

emmm

filtering anonymous lads

Inis dom faoi do cheantar.

Been sitting on the toilet, trying to push this shit out for the past 10 minutes.

Sometimes I like to lay on my back and shit into my hand.

Noice.

how do i get a tomoko gf?

in the afterlife

but i need her now

well you know what the solution is then

Never, Tomoko's aren't real

dunno

haven't showered in 2 weeks lads

can periodically smell my willy through my trousers now in a seated position

gonna watch the watamote anime now lads
on chapter 60 in the manga
wtf lad

what are some other good boards to mindlessly browse lads

so bored

Read a book.

Why is Ireland outside of Dublin so beautiful? What's your secret?

don't have the patience for that anymore

No Dubliners.

Read a short story.

Don't remind me :(

we rely on the sentimental romanticism of foreigners

What book should I read to expand my vocabulary and make me smarter

More Pricks than Kicks by Beckett

ive read all the ones i own

dr. seuss' horton hears a who

Download some

all i have is shitty 3g on my phone that cant even save gifs

Is it not a children's book

Will give this a read if I can find a semi good PDF of it

Write a short story

lol once my 2 gigs of data runs out i only get 128 kbps for the rest of the month
need a better plan tb h

need inspiration

How "short" is a short story supposed to be

anime

shorter than a novella

How long is a novella

15g per 30 days, palo.

17,500 - 40,000 words

Under 7,500 words

shorter than a novel

fuck off billionaire

Lolita

I learned a new word to describe myself from it, "manque."

What do you call between 7500 and 17500 then

Also books are hardly bought these days no money in them,might write a play though

how long is a novel

Literally €20 a month. I'm too poor to afford calls or texts to other networks.

A Novelette.

No one will read your play, write a screenplay instead.

i never call anyone and i have unlimited calls and texts lol
youre just making shit up now

Over 40,000 words.

I feel like this particular idea I have is better portrayed on stage.

you were meant to say "shorter than a whatever's longer than a novel"

Best phone network in Ireland?

Also, just watched the new xmen. It was alright, but long tho.

They're all Shite its just hit and miss depending on whether or not the local tower is good or there's a lot on that particular network

live sometimes right beside a tower and the 3g is nearly equivalent to broadband

But you don't own a stage.

Let me rephrase the ceist.
Which network has the value for money regarding offers?

Well the abbey, gaiety all take in scripts

What are you doing with your life?

Writing screenplays.

bet they're shit

Are you the Irish lad writing a screenplay about Wolfe tone