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back from the mrs' granny's funeral lads. didn't get a chance to poo all day. feel all backed up desu

Need a Rose gf

subscribed to jade joddle because she's weirdly nice to listen to even if she is a mentally ill tory cunt

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In the course of my life I have developed five little democratic questions. If one meets a powerful person, in this case the EU, ask them five questions:

“What power have you got?
Where did you get it from?
In whose interests do you exercise it?
To whom are you accountable?
And how can we get rid of you?”

that Yank's post just reminded me of something

>Housemate asks me to get some snouts whilst he's out
>says to ask if they have camel blues but if they're too expensive just get him some sterling duals
>go to sainsbury's have a crate under my arm so I'm clearly over 18, not to mention I'm holding the receipt for it and I'm 6'5 with a full beard
>dozy paki cow behind the counter asks if the beers are mine, I show her the receipt
>still asks for ID
>hand over my ID
>she inspects it like I'm trying to enter fort knox
>hands it back, asks me what I want
>ask how much camel blues are
>she says "I don't know"
>ask her to check it
>she huffs and gets them, £10, too expensive
>ask her to put them back and get the sterlings instead
>she huffs again and scans them
>she says "you know if you can't afford to smoke you shouldn't"
>tell her they aren't for me
>she raises her eyebrows sarcastically and I pay

fucking cheek of the cunt, wanted to bottle her Tbh
would report her but I don't want to be a grass

Kinda sad watching EastEnders
Les should be allowed to cross dress if he wants

So it's winter in the southern hemisphere. Like, it's actually (relatively) cold in Australia?

Boggles my fucking mind.

kill yourself

don't leave it too long lad, you can see when the other person has read your message so she'll know you've seen it now